How to Pick Up Chicks at the Gym (Video) : theCHIVE

How to pick up chicks at the gym (Video)

Wet_tosti

He just slapped her down like a toilet seat!
Verbal_Kint

Nice Ronnie Coleman imitation….
Rebecca

Nailed it.
SeriouslyDoIt

This video is funny because the viewer thinks, based on the title, that "picking up chicks" is a parody on courtship, not a literal phrase!

I will admit that my expectation for the joke shifted dramatically as the video progressed and the punchline revealed itself.
Brian

That was intense
Yak Surfer

She looks seriously disoriented/pissed off.
dacrawla

He went all caveman style on her. Well done.
des troyer

did anyone else watch the video of the chick dancing in the kitchen after this??
TNchiver

Surprised nobody else commented on that. She does look super pissed and maybe hurt. She mumbled something when she was getting up, but I couldn't understand what she was saying.

TNchiver

^ at Yak Surfer
bananaman

she said that was intense

http://thechive wak

that was wak
Chubby

And another reason I'll never go to a crossfit gym
Shhhhh!!

hahaha. was not expecting that….and just got dirty looks in the library for (not so) suppressed laughter.
Tfcb

He shoulda hit the snatch!!!
svp

knew that was coming but i only saw one chick. not chicks. funny that he threw her though!
Seriously dude…

He must be a wuss to have to grunt like he did. She MAYBE weighed a buck twenty five. Nothing like making a girl think she's fat by grunting like you're lifting 300 pounds. She looks like she could kick his ass too.
Britt

What a dick like that would have hurt!!!
Scotty

(Hodge twins voice) slam them bitches
Canucks_Rule

hahahahaha!! ok, didn't see that coming. thought he was gonna make a fool outta himself or something. the slam at the end was the best.

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TheFrontier

Pure awesome! "That was intense."
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edd

That was intense…
Grendel

This is not a gym, and he is not a …well, you know…
https://twitter.com/ZekeIsAwesome ZekeIsAwesome

Thanks for posting this, Chivers! Jarrett (the Pick Up Artist) and myself (the director) thank you for the kind words. I'm a big fan of The Chive. KCCO
MohawkJon

This is a two parter cause if you don't know the reference then ur lame.

… It would be so damn literal!

(i want to see a fork-lift lift a crate of forks…)

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