How to pick up chicks at the gym (Video)

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  • Wet_tosti

    He just slapped her down like a toilet seat!

  • Verbal_Kint

    Nice Ronnie Coleman imitation….

  • Rebecca

    Nailed it.

  • SeriouslyDoIt

    This video is funny because the viewer thinks, based on the title, that "picking up chicks" is a parody on courtship, not a literal phrase!

    I will admit that my expectation for the joke shifted dramatically as the video progressed and the punchline revealed itself.

  • Brian

    That was intense

  • Yak Surfer

    She looks seriously disoriented/pissed off.

  • dacrawla

    He went all caveman style on her. Well done.

  • des troyer

    did anyone else watch the video of the chick dancing in the kitchen after this??

  • TNchiver

    Surprised nobody else commented on that. She does look super pissed and maybe hurt. She mumbled something when she was getting up, but I couldn't understand what she was saying.

    • TNchiver

      ^ at Yak Surfer

    • bananaman

      she said that was intense

  • http://thechive wak

    that was wak

  • Chubby

    And another reason I'll never go to a crossfit gym

  • Shhhhh!!

    hahaha. was not expecting that….and just got dirty looks in the library for (not so) suppressed laughter.

  • Tfcb

    He shoulda hit the snatch!!!

  • svp

    knew that was coming but i only saw one chick. not chicks. funny that he threw her though!

  • Seriously dude...

    He must be a wuss to have to grunt like he did. She MAYBE weighed a buck twenty five. Nothing like making a girl think she's fat by grunting like you're lifting 300 pounds. She looks like she could kick his ass too.

  • Britt

    What a dick like that would have hurt!!!

  • Scotty

    (Hodge twins voice) slam them bitches

  • Canucks_Rule

    hahahahaha!! ok, didn't see that coming. thought he was gonna make a fool outta himself or something. the slam at the end was the best.

    bc chivers/chivettes, see below.
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  • TheFrontier

    Pure awesome! "That was intense."

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  • edd

    That was intense…

  • Grendel

    This is not a gym, and he is not a …well, you know…

  • ZekeIsAwesome

    Thanks for posting this, Chivers! Jarrett (the Pick Up Artist) and myself (the director) thank you for the kind words. I'm a big fan of The Chive. KCCO

  • MohawkJon

    This is a two parter cause if you don't know the reference then ur lame.

    … It would be so damn literal!

    (i want to see a fork-lift lift a crate of forks…)

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