I gotta get me a goofy girl (55 Photos)

  • dagleja3

    #48 – Can she do that while giving a bj?

    • TP2

      As her boyfriend, I'd know best…and the answer is yes.

  • Harry Balasagna

    Seems like most of these girls are trying too hard…

    • hplcman

      Why is the chive spending so much time putting together posts with pictures of retards?

    • true story

      …and you just know that someone, somewhere, is sick of their shit.

      • your momma

        I saw that shirt to.

        • true story


    • savagecabbage

      i concur and 15 of these pics contain duckface

    • truth

      Title should be "let's act like it's 2001 and everything is sooo random!!!1!!"

      Stupid post, every time. Guys only say they think the girls look cute for the same reason we lie to them about everything else: no you dont look fat, yes i want to hear what your friend said, no i don't jerk off to porn, yes we'll get married. All are keys to getting into a girls pants.

    • art

      Whats interesting is that if these girls were chubby, they'd all be in a "Derp" gallery, but because they're pretty its admirable and we all want them and wanna find a "goofy" girl. I'm just sayin. Besides, chubbers give bomb head!

    • steve

      Not cute. They just make me want to punch them in the face.

    • Jawbone

      Yep. "Making a face like a dumb shit" isn't the same as wacky.

    • Guest

      So let me get this straight – I have to pretend like these girls are funny and interesting but without the possibility of sex? No deal.

    • realio

      Chive Inexplicably Invites Women To Squander More Time On Undesirable Work Product, AP Reports

  • strike

    Are we supposed to ignore the fact that there was no "Sexy Chivers Among Us" on Friday?

  • Moe

    i got me a goofy girl!

    • Fellow

      No one cares

    • SOhioChiver

      pictures or it didn't happen

    • MylesofStyles

      *big hairy fat guy.

  • BradenR


    • kryptonian

      First? well not quite 4th, but nice try. HAHA your post is 3 comments down hehehe

  • Justin Cider

    #51 imagine what the other holes look like!

    • Deep Dish


    • whale hntr

      maybe she is getting ready for a date?

  • Bhodi

    #14 Da Bears

    • Bhodi

      #41 My Bad

  • bret



    • Gator

      Please beat Georgia

  • Jeff

    If I must have one I'll take the girl with the black skirt in #5. She looks sexy, adorable and goofy all in the same picture.

    • me...bn

      I'll take….DAT ASS!!!

    • Slim Jim

      i like the ass on the one in blue

  • whyme1973

    #5 Only thing better than a goofy girl is a pair of sexy, goofy girls.

  • Bud

    #51, Expect a phone call from Brazzers shortly.

  • Verbal_Kint

    #17 ERMAHGERD!!! Twice was plenty. How 'bout hard nips and tan lines…. Or milfs…

    • loonytik


    • Boomer Sooner

      why dont you just find a porn site… there are plenty. These are showing personality, not sluttyness.

      • MylesofStyles

        Let's see you take her personality to the movies.

      • asdasd

        yeah but porn sites are blocked at school.

    • asdasd

      I agree… please stop this crap Chive.

  • TheYesMan25

    #20 you two look like fun!

    • GUEST

      i would take either one of them. THEYRE FUCKIN HOT

  • Jeff

    #4 I have another pole you can hold on to.

  • Justin

    #49 So you got wasted…

  • TheYesMan25

    #54 just lovely

  • N2MotoX

    #51 …..begging for a comment….I'll leave it someone else!

  • http://twitter.com/undefined @undefined

    Sadly with all these goofy faces I can't tell if they're good looking or not.

  • ttots

    #52 cutie

  • wkdfrog

    #51 or #48 Too close to call

    • me...bn

      #48 "anybody seen my beer?"

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #21 Moustache ride? Yes please.

  • RazorChiver

    #55 Why does the dude holding his head have a boner? Yeah, I know, I'm gay for noticing.

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      The real question is, who notices the dudes in this pic? Chick is full of hotness!

  • Brad

    #27 Lego Saruman vs Awesome Chick? Hellz yes!

  • Xsoldier2000

    #5 I like where this is going….

  • SOhioChiver

    #15 I NEED one of those!

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