Dammit, just when I thought the real life dolls were gone (28 Photos)

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  • Mr. Pink

    Still would

    • enjoimark

      I'd tongue punch every one of their fart boxes.

      • Mike Hunt

        I'd tickle their turd cutters too

      • pooty

        Lick an ass hole? No thanks.

      • what

        to boldly go…..and so on and so forth

    • Kay

      Couple of desparate bros right here.

      • http://www.facebook.com/mtbiker124 Nick Parsons

        Some of the girls are about 12 also…

        • dkellyb

          Half this post is one and the same girl, Venus Angelic. She's 15, so yeah…

    • Levian

      Say what you want about these women but I bet they'd let you do crazy things to them

    • Shawny

      Still… …have a slight urge to rip their heads off just to puss off my sister

    • Mike Hunt

      Yup, they look better without all the overdone eye makeup

    • AccountAdmin

      white girls whom want to be japanese…never will happen…..you cant do laundry as good.

  • me...bn

    these bitches are scarry!!! CHIVE GET THE BIG ASS AD OFFF!!! IT SUCKS MONKY DICKS!!!

    • Lowrent75

      Creepy as fuck.

      • busterbrown

        so creepy

    • Vishual

      I didn't see any scars on any of them… Maybe I missed it…

  • cramecirp

    DA FUQ???!!!

    • herro

      TheChive: Wow, we sure are freaked out by these girls trying to look like weird dolls. Lets make a 10th gallery of these people to show how much we think this is weird.

  • thought about it...

    Still would.

    • Mr. Pink

      You are officially my enemy…

  • don meok

    i bet g.i. joe would fuck them

    • GI Joe

      You are correct!

      • ...

        And now we know, and knowing half the battle. Knowledge is power

  • HOOK_the_LEGEND

    #25 #26, creepy but edible.

    • Mikey Mack

      I'd paint that face…

      • Verbal_Kint

        and wax that ass…

  • BigDave

    Scary stuff — makes me want to slap my daughter's American Girl dolls just for the hell of it

    • Lindsey

      Fantastic!

  • justme

    CREEPY!!!

  • jay44

    Some of those look like kids. #15 #18 Why would a company make something that encourages fuckers to be petofiles?

    • MikeNice

      You do realize these are ALL real people, right!?

    • meat suit

      Urban Dictionary: petofile
      A word that mentally deficient users have created, because they are unable to spell pedophile.

      • guest

        LOL. That was awesome

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        *paedophile

      • Bryan Vickers

        lol

      • http://www.facebook.com/david.gorski.7 David Gorski

        Dontcha just love illiterate people?

        • ;kjlkj

          That person is obviously literate because they are able to read. They just blow at spelling, much like you blow at choosing the correct words.

    • thar

      lol wut? a company make what, unicorns, wigs? cameras!??!

    • Robert

      I agree with that statement. I

    • tartan

      I think he is referring to the chive as " a company"
      "making something" = this post

      at the end he might be a pedophile and wants to blame someone for it.

    • Buckethead

      hahahaha

      • ).........

        She shouldn't even be on here her name is Venus Palermo and she's like 15…

  • tv_paul

    #25 #27 These 2 seem cute & fairly normal, the other ones (Shudder)

    • Womb_Raider

      yea. #27 was the only one that held my attention at all. The rest are trying way too hard.

      • Twidget

        I think "normal" is a word that should not be used anywhere near this post

  • jeff martincic

    id still hit it with some of them

    • chron247

      with what, a stick?

    • Silverstone

      You're sure they;re THAT anatomically correct?

  • JKT

    #27 is hot

    • joli013

      kotakoti

    • Med

      ……and 14

      • The lazy bean

        Real age is 23

  • Insanity

    Ain't nobody got time for that.

    • mid13

      I hate you right now.

  • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

    WTF!!!!

  • DoubleNickelJP

    #14 you look like you've seen a ghost

    • AllanA

      How do they make their eyes to look like that?!?

      • Icefire

        Contact Lens

    • Yerp

      She is a ghost.

  • Bent Stick

    #12,13, 14…..actually who am I kidding these are all really creepy….

    • Bdrizzle

      Pedo bear approves I'm sure

  • crustybubblechunks

    #10 Her lifeless eyes are creeping me out

    • Snappy Sammy Smoot

      The new Children of the Corn

  • TotesAwesome

    Almost knew right away that weird-ass Bob posted this.

  • LostBroncoFan

    if you lift the dress on these will it be just like a Barbi and be smooth and nothing there?

    • Rolo Tomassi

      just the words "made in china"

  • chive

    I have such a weird boner right now…

    • Fog Ducker

      Weird or not, still boner.

    • Anomanom

      My penis is so confused.

  • The Bandit

    Scary…many of the even look more like 12 year old kids (creepy ones).

    But #25 and even #1….can't say I wouldn't

  • hititrightyea

    haha stop lying to yourselves guyz, we all would hit it cuz bewbz

    • hititrightyea

      the age appropriate ones of course

      • Pedobear

        Right exactly ….

    • Lowrent75

      Nope. CREEPY!

  • Him

    #8 #26 #27 Still would

    • Brett Hall

      Especially #27. That chick is smokin hot

  • Macro

    Gross. All of it. I'd still throw it in there but I wouldn't be proud of it.

    • alex

      Seconded.

  • ArmyWife1031

    I have a legit question…what if one day they decide that they want to stop being fucking creepy ass dolls and want to go back to "Normal", will they ever be able to look like a normal human being again? Or did they pretty much fuck themselves into an eternity of creepiness?

    • Yup

      Apart from a few breast implants (and possibly rib removals), it doesn't look like they've done anything in the "job killer" category (eg, tats on faces and other Darwin's Awards stuff). So, technically I suppose they could go back… but something tells me these girls have ZERO self-esteem apart from this role they are playing, and accordingly they will probably never decide to move on. What's more likely is that they'll get a wrinkle on their forehead and no longer be eligible to be someone's weird fantasy, and then they will move on to prostitution or porn or some other way of selling themselves that, in the end, isn't going to make them either productive members of society or fulfilled human beings. On another note, something tells me that these have serious Daddy Issues… I'm guessing they had some help finding this path to creepiness.

      • rockabillybaby

        u realize they arent real women right? They are a product called a "real doll"… they are expensive and kinda creepy

        • http://twitter.com/mation Actually...

          No, no, these are all real girls. Real dolls are totally a thing, but these aren't them. A couple of them even post videos on youtube showing how they do their makeup.

        • Alan

          No. Unfortunately these are real women. Take #24, #25 and #26 for example: her goal is become a real life Barbie doll.

    • Brett Hall

      This is done 99% with makeup, they haven't done anything surgically to themselves.

      • _The_Stig_

        this

      • tdog

        Some of those noses can't be real

        • melindu

          Some of those boobs can't be real

          • IsitRear?

            Most*

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