Peruvian bats are not to be trifled with (14 Photos)

  • Mr. T

    #8 with fire.

    • Hobojo


      • 0331

        Better than eating them raw.

      • rew$ter

        My good bat, you have such brilliant white teeth! What is your secret?

    • Bob

      Is that a vagina on its face?

      • Timmay

        No, whatever that thing is, it's no where near as disgusting as a cooter.

  • Feroz

    I'm first!!! Fro

    • blouez


    • Zrock76

      And for your prize you shall be fed to one of these bats. Congratulations!!

  • Victor

    Kill it with fire.

  • Livin' Legend


  • CallMeMaybe

    #14 Great, now I'll be walking around with my coat over my head all week.

    • Lev

      Get something sturdier. If that thing deuces on you, it could still give you a concussion.

    • North

      You know it's big when they send the army to take it out

    • Canadodian Reprobate

      "Human sized wings" WTF! Who?

      • Jimmy C

        Human sized wingspan*.

    • Jayjo

      Does that thing smoke a cig?

    • johnny

      imagine seeing that thing come at you…. *shits pants

    • jjjjjjjj

      Yea if that's human sized than the dagger stuck in the wood holding the bat is made for a GIANT.

      • truth

        I was about to call BS on this too until I did some quick summation of the bat-to-knife ratio. The knife is maybe an 8" blade(using the handle width as scale, the handle being 1"). The wingspan of this bat is atleast 4 to 5 times the length of the knife…if photoshop is not involved. That would leave the wingspan to be anywhere from 32" to 40", putting it well above my "HOLY SHIT!!" 24" requirement mark. Ultimately, while it may not be a literal man-sized bat, it is a big bat.

        • Blake

          Wingspan is tip to tip (no homo). I'm 6 foot tall and have a 6 foot wingspan

        • Chevy

          The bat is in the foreground of the picture. Every person in the photo is behind the bat.

          Stupid simple why it looks so big.

      • Blake

        It's a machete…I keep an 18" one in my car…for ya'know zombies and shit.

        • bob

          it's not a machete, its double bladed dagger that looks to be twice the length of the handle. That puts it at probablly 8 or 9" blade.

    • Jack loves a riot

      That bat is actually a silver flying fox. A type of fruit bat that is not found in peru. And it is that big so yeah huge fricking harmless bat. But not peruvian.


    ITS IN MY HAIR!!!!

    • gilf

      That's not a bat lolol

  • Paul

    That just scared Jeff Goldblum back to the toilet

  • Keith_D

    #7- Helloooo ladies…

    • @valorikx221

      Just the tip

    • N9G

      Once You Go Bat
      You Gotta Clean Your Twat

      • Robin


    • ZachBob

      "It ain't gonna suck itself."

  • Dan


  • fucked

    #14 where is your god now

    • crusher44x

      Jeepers Creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?
      Jeepers Creepers, where'd ya get those eyes?

    • Amir

      right there, SHIKAKA!!!!

    • zackgonick

      Odin said he would protect us from the Frost Giants… he never said anything about small pterodactyls.

      But if I had to guess, these bats don't drink blood, they eat fruit instead?

  • Hey.Now.HEY.NOW.


  • Dominic Matteo

    Fuck bats

    • Underbaker

      In Peru you don't fuck bats, they…

      • Zrock76

        Even Ace Ventura, lover of all animals, did not like bats

  • m.c.

    What do you mean, #14? Humans don't have wings.

    • Kris

      "Human-sized" wingspan = probably ~6ft wingspan

    • huh?

      its an american term. outstretched arms=wingspan.

    • Ace

      This shit reminds me of that Jeepers Creeper movie.

    • Jayjo

      Well Batman has wings.

    • Muadieb

      Too much Red Bull?

    • reclaimer

      looks like a giant rat with wings

  • Head Chef

    Just try and make a trifle with bats, see how far you get!

    • Joey Tribbiani

      What's not to like?

      Custard? Good.
      Jam? Good.
      Peas? Good.
      Spawn of the devil? Gooooood.

  • Drew

    #14 false not South American get your facts straight

    • asdfjkl

      more important is that the bat is in the foreground and the men in the background so it is like 32 inch wingspan. You're really hung-up on location?

  • Hank Hill

    You can't… catch a bat…with a pot. You need a mop, a broom and….aaaaahhhhhhhhh!

  • Jay

    Ace Ventura 2 comes to mind while viewing this post.

    • Aaron

      "Eviiiiil Spaaawwwwnnnnn of Saaaaaaataaaaaaaan!" (thats what I say to all spiders)

  • b.w.

    yeah, lets torture it and hang it up to die slowly, great job humanity

  • Petar

    Bats are cool. Without them there would be way more mosquitoes and other nasty insects!
    Why are they kept stretched on most photos? 😦 Looks hurtful..

    • 0331

      Nor tequila

    • Marissa

      I would assume that many of the photos were taken by scientists measuring wingspan etc.

  • Davis


  • Erik Jordahl

    Try new guinea. These bats are tiny kittens compared to their flying fox bats.

  • nobody
  • Hrdwood

    #8 Would make even Christian Bale scream like a little girl…

    • Tiber_Septim

      won't be able to sleep for a week

    • omgwtfbbq

      He must use crest white strips.

  • jreddy23

    Think you put the wrong title up, "Peruvian *Gargoyles* are not to be trifled with"

  • Travioso

    #4 = Beavis

    • jreddy23

      Nice…that one got me.

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