Celebs without all the lighting and makeup (50 Photos)

  • suck me dry

    how far she said…. my answer was all the way off

    • Grammar police

      "How far?", she asked*

      • Robzombie

        They are both correct

    • Fish

      Do your posts ever serve any purpose, or do you think "suck it" is still amusing all these years later?

    • Darth Helmet

      "How far?", he asked*

    • Yuppp

      Give him some credit, this one was an original. Keep up the good work SMD.

  • Mad_Hittman

    #33 Wait that's not her on the right, this girl is actually smiling

    • dreez

      Shes so fuckin sexy

    • Alex

      Can't see any differences…

    • Frank

      Yeah, the one on the right is definitely photoshopped

    • tyler

      The one on the right is not that long after she fucked that director. She was incapable of smiling prior due to an extremely unhealthy depressing sex life with her husband. We blame her emotionless acting on piss poor talent, but in reality is was her extremely pent up sexual frustration that held back the girls ability to perform on film.

      • Yuppp


    • Etown

      Drawn on with makeup? She must have a great makeup artist

    • linkx

      When the Chive has a grudge against someone they really stick to it, i don't care the thumbs down and comments, she looks really nice on this picture and is actually a good looking girl

    • DagothWit

      The horse is dead. Can we stop beating it now?

  • https://www.facebook.com/ampman11 Bill Wilcox

    Still hot! #22

    • chucknorris202

      totally agree with you Bill Wilcox. She is always hot and beautiful. Very rare creature 🙂

    • HaAAAAAA!

      Yes, she has it all the time.

    • Brian

      T n A don't need lighting or make up and she's got the best.

    • Bake

      #41 also, still hot!

  • Jimbo

    Just like all other women. Big deal. :^)

    • dreez

      false, maybe old tramps will always look better with makeup

  • @miguel

    #8 and #48

    Still beautiful.

  • rickacha

    #3 …and without photoshop

    • weirdscribble

      …or a bra.

  • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

    Annnnnnnnd would still do them all

    • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

      The females…haha whoah.

    • Doc

      Even Marylin Manson?

      • Enuff

        And Goldie Hawn and Queen Latifah??

        • Pedro

          and nicole richie?

    • FoolOfATook

      You'll have to go to a mosulem to get Maryln Monroe, but hey, if you like that kind of thing…

    • Mr. Berg

      Pam Anderson?

  • chumpy7

    is it me or does snooki the only one who loks better not done up!!

    • nate33uc

      #30 – WTF is that?

    • RANDY

      I thought the exact same thing!

    • Darth Helmet


    • Ernie McCracken

      #45 i thought Rihanna looked better before too.

      • Katie

        Person VS. Oompa Loompa

    • Johnny

      Did you even see Norma Jean?………

  • Will

    anyone else confused/upset?!?! haha

  • MonkeyMadness

    #37 It looks like he's put on a little weight.

    • Math

      Plus he looks like nick cage!

      • Kevin

        looks like spenny from kenny vs spenny (spencer rice)

      • alex

        I was just going to say he looked like Nicolas Cage. Wait… maybe he IS Nicolas Cage? Mother of God! Nick Cage moonlights as Marilyn Manson!

    • Observationalist

      Saw him in October, thought he was pregnant.

      • Danno

        Cocaine WAS a helluva drug

    • 6655321

      I'm going to give him or her a piece of my mind or penis.

  • Yup

    #19 is always ugly

    • Clause

      Just because you don't like white people doesn't mean they are all ugly.

    • manilovefilmsdylan


    • Random Guy

      Amen! She is fucking ugly and her dumbo ears don't help.

    • Darth Helmet

      Is it me or does she just look like a straight up beeaatch to be around?

      • Derp Derpington

        She's actually a very pleasant person. I've met her before, nothing but overly nice.

        • Anotherwes

          And we can take your 30 seconds of interaction with her and extrapolate that to make her a wonderful person all the time….

    • DirtBag

      I would love to put it anywhere she wanted.

      • Guest

        Including in Ben? Weird.

    • Gradaddy

      just because her jawline can cut glass doesn't make her fugly

  • Derp

    #50 RUN!

    • gclark


    • Alex

      Her without makeup reminds of of Gollum…nasty

    • guest


    • Dave

      The aliens have landed

    • Yuppp

      Nice fivehead. Disgusting.

    • 509chiver

      #1 the reason I started watching tennis. Fucking hot!

    • turtles suck

      You could open up a drive thru movie theatre using her forehead as the screen. She must be klingon.

    • Spleenforsoul

      It looks like her forehead already ran!

  • Whisper Yang

    #29 Kendra wins

    • Muad dib

      Nope… #15 FTW

      • Concerned Chiver

        Put #15 without makeup next to a picture of Clay Matthews. It's quite disturbing.

        • alex

          lol, I was thinking the same thing.

    • Nick M

      I live across the street from her mom and grandma. Lol.

      • DirtBag

        When she visits do you get all creepy with binoculars?

  • Pinkachu

    #14 and #18

    I'd still tap them

    • uplim

      Except you wouldn't because nobody uses "tap that" anymore

      • Yuppp

        I do.

  • stillwould

    with the exception of #3 #5 #13 #25#30 & #37

    • Hank Hill

      So you would fuck Marilyn Manson? Good to know.

    • VaderWRX

      #30 kill it with fire!!

      • Kevin


        • Gradaddy

          I lol-ed!!

        • Gradaddy

          kevin did it again!

  • VanCan

    #45: Still a beauty

    • tinkle

      I have a boxer dog that is the double of Rihanna. I'm sure she can probably sing better too.

      • Muad dib

        I suspect, however, that if you hit your boxer it would run away.

    • meh

      needs more lumps and bruises

    • Levian

      Looks better without the makeup definitely still would

    • Reza

      Natural beauty!

  • maboze1x

    #27, #45 still hot!

    • Nope

      Really? Katie Holmes?

  • Andy Valentine

    Hold the phone? Are you saying make-up makes a person look different??
    Well I never,

    • Dumbphone

      I'd like to see if a professional makeup artist could make Mac look hot.

      I bet they could…

  • That Guy

    #49 swear to god, I thought you put in a picture of E.T. just to mess with us. #43 Queeny has a more honest look to her without all the makeup. Hard to judge on some of the young ones, they are still young. A couple of these ladies actually are fairly pretty without the makeup.

    • So_english

      a bit harsh with the E.T. stuff but i must agree there is something to it XD

  • Shocked

    Woah snookie is waaaaay prettier without makeup #47

    • http://www.facebook.com/j.n.jessen Jesper Jessen

      I was just thinking that

    • Caleb Crawdad

      i was thinking that too just felt bad admitting it

    • fgbfjb

      She looks like a normal person on the left.

    • UncleRoast

      It's sad that this "snooki" is even considered a celebrity. What's her talent? Being a loud-mouth bitch?

      • DirtBag

        Nope, being a whore.

    • alex

      I wouldn't say she's prettier without makeup because that would imply that she is at least moderately pretty with makeup. I would however say she looks less ugly, or possibly on the verge of looking like an actual human without makeup.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #35 Make up or not, those arms gross me out completely!

    • manilovefilmsdylan

      I'll take her arms over the average 50-year old woman's arms any day of the week. You'd prefer gigantic bingo wings?

      • Yeahhh

        I bet you gave yourself that thumbs up.

        • manilovefilmsdylan

          You got me. I'm Madonna.

    • theapprentice

      How did Iggy Pop make the list?

    • justsayin

      she looks like carrot top without makeup

  • JfromKY

    AINT NO WAY those are the Kardashians……

    • Jag Bag

      Yeah, they are. Now boycott those no talent ass clowns.

  • Yume_girl

    #31 #47 Looks A LOT better without makeup! Doesn't help their personality though…..

    • Yume_girl

      Pardon bad english..

    • gclark

      Seriously? Kim does not look better, Snooki actually looks cute without, but Kim looks like a sex doll all done up.

    • UncleRoast

      What a shame! How is it that these two people are even considered celebrities? What are there talents?

      • socalmarti

        They're not talented, thier genitals are, somehow that's superceded actual talent, wit, or personality!!! :/

  • freddy boy

    Like a Chiver once said, someplace someone is tired of her shit.

    • Jay

      Yeah, but what the fuck does that have to do with this post?

  • chris

    Thank fuck for make-up!!

    • Canucks_Rule


    • Sean

      and photoshop

    • fuck

      You're welcome.

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