Don’t mind our pet rhino (13 Photos)


  • Anonymous

    Lions rarely even fuck with those things… best guard dog ever.

    • truth

      It is also the blindest animal on the savannah…so probably the worst guard dog ever at the same time.

    • 29er

      Although, if Lions did fuck with them, that would be a pretty sweet offspring.

      • JESSE


        • Degaré

          If Lions fuck with Rhinos ….. The offspring is

          wait for it…..

          …. ACE VENTURA !!!

          • That Guy

            I thought it would be a lionocerous.

            • Degaré

              "That Guy" …. your comment is unbelieveable, inexcuseable and indescribably stupid.
              If you wanted to make a total ass of yourself in the internet today, then I congratulate you, you achieved it.

              PS: google "ace ventura rhino birth"

              • noobbuster

                Why you gotta be a dick?

              • Tim

                No we got it. It was just not nearly as clever as you think.

              • Vaas

                Degaré, both your comments we not funny and just plain stupid.
                If you wanted to make a rude asshole out of yourself – you succeeded twice…
                His comment was at least somewhat funny, yours was just dumb.

  • Ponderous

    mommy can we keep it!?!

  • tv_paul

    #3 It 's Like Arnold Ziffel on steriods.

    • Hara

      HI MA!!!

  • 29er

    #5 If Donkey Kong can have a pet rhino, why not?!

  • Verbal_Kint

    Sure is a cute little guy..

  • Hats

    What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Hellifiknow…

    • Anonymous

      This is a really lame joke, but I got a good laugh.

    • Phoenix

      I can almost see your jazz hands waving!

  • habsfanx

    Real life Babar !!!!

    • guest

      Babar is an elephant!

      • DaddyD

        Details, details …

      • Who's this!

        but Babar's friend is a rino….

  • GuntherSquirrel

    I have only 2 words…. HOLY SHIT!

  • Nombre

    This… This is why we can't have nice furniture #9

    • 6655321

      Those chairs look nice enough.

  • 1_eye

    I may be playing devil's advocate but don't forget he is a wild animal. I am just concerned that the rhino will hurt someone one day just being a rhino, and someone will kill him for it. They will say the rhino is dangerous or something like that. No shit, its a rhino, not a pet dog.

    • Hey.Now.HEY.NOW.

      Crap, I meant to up vote because I thought the same thing, but I accidentally hit down vote and now I feel bad. Sorry =(

      • NoodlumNad

        i gave you both thumbs up. that being said i agree, i was thinking what about years down the road when the thing weighs 3 tons? i like the idea of helping to raise it from a baby and all but even birds in the wild let their young go at some point.

        • Bruce

          Do you not see where it says it's free to come and go as it pleases? I believe that satisfies the whole "let their young go" issue. What are they supposed to do, put up a fence so it can't come back when it wants?

          • 1_eye

            My point is if you treat this rhino like it's a dog, sooner or later someone's getting fucked up and the rhino will be the one to pay for it. Chimps tear faces off when threatened, rhinos gore. It is in their genetic programming.

    • Brad

      I've been to Africa on safari three times and the friends we stayed with are professional hunters. They've had a pet zebra and currently have a pet warthog. Both were allowed to come and go as they please and no one who came into contact with them were ever hurt. Its all about respecting the animal and giving it space. I got to pet the warthog and it was fairly sociable. Its not a big deal if people treat the animal properly.

      • Jen

        well, guess what? Ive been there FOUR times! OK!

        • Ettienne

          Suck my balls. I live here.

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  • Thisguy

    Ok, this is adorable but no one is going to be able to convince me that this isn't going to end horribly some day.

  • Tillman61

    #5 Don't get me wrong, nice story, but I'd have a drink in hand at all times. It's a fucking rhino.

  • theREALjoe

    #5 That Rhino is one "Horny Beast!"

    • Llllikoplololololz


  • ChiTownChiver

    Meanwhile in Africa

    • rew$ter


    • James

      What are these whities doing in Zimbabwe. I thought they got rid of them all and got the land they took from the native population. See the difference in how the whities live and the black folks do? They were asking to be thrown out of their farms.

  • Kevin

    I would drop acid and follow it around

    • tralfaz

      Yeah that would end well, but if you're gonna do it, don't do it half assed, give the rhino some acid too.

  • TotesAwesome

    #1. I have gained the humans trust. They do not yet realize that I am rhino.

    • cutie

      HE's fucking smiling on that pic!!! HOW CUTEEE!!!

    • poopface

      no, "day 56, the humans have not noticed my presence"

  • Darrell


    "Howdy neighbor! Could I please borrow a cup of beer?"

  • SmerkinABerrllll
  • dadjoke

    how do you keep a rhino from charging? take away is credit card! Rock Me

  • cooktiludrop

    Poor baby! I'm glad someone took pity on it. – watch it when its mating season.

    • HUH?

      um, your rhino is humping my leg again……………

  • ORL

    That's nice. If you really want to impress me try that with a Hippo.

    • Bunk454

      It has been done….google "Jessica the hippo".

      • Turd F.

        Better yet, Google "Jessica the Hippo" in 6 months when someone crosses its territory and is eaten.

  • gmo40

    Was I the only one that noticed the giant herp on his lip?

  • NebraskaGuy

    #7 "These rhino steaks are just about done!"

    • Jane

      hey, like, are you from nebraska, guy?

  • Matty

    That is awesome. ! 😀

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