History’s biggest rivalries (20 Photos)

  • james

    Tupac is still alive #killuminati

    • Hjkn

      Stupid post

      • nvi


    • Trotter1982

      I hope not.


      …as a zombie

    • Faced

      Mac vs. Funny

  • nick

    i hope this was a joke. google vs facebook? manchester united vs real madrid??

    • Claude

      No. This is the platform for the first presidential debate in 2016.

    • Capone

      of course this is a joke….its soccer….

    • Mike Hawk

      This might be the worst post i've ever seen on the chive

      • Pokes

        I don't know, they did a computer programming post a few weeks ago that was pretty awful.

      • Catbra

        +1 on that one

      • Eric

        They all can't be first round picks.

      • x1x


    • Jasper

      Where is Mac v. the English language? "Histories"? Come on man.

    • gus

      manu vs liverpool…real vs barca maybe

      • ...


    • Ross

      Soccer sucks!

    • rich

      Arsenal vs Tottenham!

      • Elizabeth

        Ok people this year its Manchester United VS. Man city! liverpools like middle of the table.. Do people here know nothing about soccer!?

        • Ian

          Wrexham vs Chester is also a bit intense, I think just sports team a vs sports team b, would be better there!

        • M.O.T.

          Doesn't matter how high up the table anyone is, it's about the history and the hatred. Liverpool v Man U is more intense; arguable Leeds v Man U too. Wimbledon and MK Dons are League 2 and 1 respectively and their rivalry is bigger than a lot of others due to Milton Keynes' owners dicking over the original Wimbledon.

          • Big Poppa

            War of the Roses, yeah good call

        • ...

          did you start watching soccer this year?? yes the Manchester derby is awesome now, but historically its liverpool vs Manchester untied

      • jbish

        West Ham vs Millwall hooligans

      • realio

        Gunners rule

    • jonny

      Arguably celtic v rangers is the greatest rivalry ever

      • Big Jock Knew

        want a rivalry…………here you go!

        • Sevco FC 2012??

          Big Jock who? Big Jock Wallace? How could he have known the club he loved would cease to exist in 2012 and the mighty Celtic would be having jelly & ice cream in the Champions League last 16? Hail Hail.

    • Big Poppa

      Maybe they just don't get Football, It's an escuse for all your mates to get together down the pub, that the wife or girfriend can't call you on "hey babe you knew i was a united fan when you married me!" it's a 'get out of jail' card. or knocking lumps out of each other on a Sunday morning, with a hangover from hell.

    • JROSS

      Google vs. Facebook

      search engine vs. social network….

    • Luqi

      It's supposed to be Real Madrid vs Barcelona and Liverpool vs Manchester United

  • ChicO85T

    #13 its the never ending argument…i can't even make up my own mind about it

    • Tate


    • Rahul

      Redheads win..

      • alex

        i second the redheads!

    • Iso


    • waterboy

      when a brunette is hot they need to be exponentially hot to be hot. but you can be a mediocre blonde and still be hot. thats the difference.

      • Anon

        I think the opposite so to each their own ๐Ÿ˜› We can split them in half and each be happy

        • tralfaz

          I'm pretty sure that would be manslaughter and you would be arrested.

    • Dan

      As long as you're hot, it doesn't matter. Also, many of us don't even get to choose.

      • Mike

        Exactly, hair color is immaterial!!

        • Rick


          • Rumblestache

            You guys are looking for the friendzone. Take what you you want

    • uplim

      The blonde is smokin, but this brunette is immaculate

    • Telephone Man

      I pick yes, with a side of redhead.

    • RobboJohn

      I love both but there is nothing like a beautiful blonde. Or a beautiful blonde with big boobs.

  • Tom

    How is #20 even a contest, Conan for president!

    • Chris

      1st) it should be Letterman Vs Leno
      2nd) and everybody knows that Conan lost to Leno….just sayin

      • rikooprate

        Why the hell did my comment get deleted? Bc I pointed out that Leno and Coco are a dumbass comparison as "history's biggest rivalries" as opposed to Leno and Letterman? Bwahahaha! So eff'n weak…

    • Kevin

      You're retarded!

  • PottyPlant

    WHAT BEARS VS PACKERS?????? #goBears!

    WHAT ABOUT OIL VS WATER???? #goWater!


    • Joe

      North and south poles aren't rivals, they attract each other.

      • Anon

        The saddest relationship in the world. So strongly attracted and yet they will never meet until their death.

    • http://twitter.com/SuprDuprDudrCol @SuprDuprDudrCol

      go bears!

    • Drunkendave

      When not on twitter. Hashtags do fuck all

    • Anon

      Go Cheeseheads!

    • RushAss

      Yup, Pack vs. Bears!
      Go Pack!

    • cweed

      GO PACK

    • O VonSchnitzengruben


      • C-Spot

        That's what I say whenever Cutler gets dumped again, Bear Down! What a dumb battle cry.

        • realio

          Whatever doll face. When the guy was on his death bed he said. "tell…tell the men to bear down."

    • Alumni72

      Go PACK!

    • Mattywalnuts

      WHAT ABOUT BEER VS FOOD??? #goBeer!

    • Icareaboutstuff

      I, too have loud and arbitrary opinions about all these things and if you think I'm wrong then fcuk you!

    • isma

      North Pole wins, that's where santa's house is. Also penguins.

      • Martiniduck

        Penguins live in the south. Puffins live in the north. Must be a Cheese Head. Go Bears!!!

    • Clay Mathews

      who's #1 in the division again?

      Go Pack Go

      • Becca

        *Go Pac, go!

    • Nick

      "Bear Down" is called over the radio to the medic after the Packers kick their asses

    • C-Spot

      Go Pack Go!

  • G_Had

    #5 That's not a vegetable, that's pure death!

    • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.lopez.5494 Joshua Lopez

      Vile weed!!

      • Max Champion

        haha Newman!!

    • boldspoo

      Just make sure not to mix those up… I'm not sure how hugging your broccoli and steaming your kids would turn out, but I'm sure CPS would be involved.

    • Rez dog

      Not with cheese.

  • McNulty

    First versus second??

    • jyc


      • cyj


        • will ferrill


  • Tate

    #1 TUPAC forever!!!

  • Joe

    #13 I love brunettes more but I would drink this blonde's bath water

    • Jen

      i guarantee that blonde isnt really blonde, this is coming from a dyed blonde.

      • Joe

        dyed or not, I'll still drink her bath water ๐Ÿ˜€

        • Brick Tamlin

          I'd drink her toilet water

    • Hector

      hahaha I would let a brunette sit on my face after having gone for a job

      the blode in the pic is a brunette; look at her roots ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • Jonathan

        Clearly brunette's want to be blonde's then if this picture is accurate, meaning blondes win hands down! Blondes all the way

  • Elephant

    #13 is irrelevant. Redheads. All day, everyday.

    • NoodlumNad

      why cant they all just hug and get along? preferably with minimal clothing.

      • savagecabbage

        What is everyone's obsession with pale skin and freckles? Accepted when a ginger is hot, they're smokin but the VAST majority are not in the slightest bit attractive. Fact.

        • Lugh

          That's not true. On a scale of 1 to 10, redheads are either a 2 or a 10.

          There are a lot of fucking ugly brunettes out there, too. And pale skin is the shit.

          • Isaac

            Been there done that gingerly multiple times, Dont get it. … Don't care really. Ex wife is red now. was a brunette. Hot ones are rare, I'll give you that on pure obscurity.

    • briankutys

      amen… Gingers FTW!!

  • vols_fan

    #13 sorry 13… redheads rule!

    • ad12312

      Indead they do.

  • jyc

    ohio state vs. michigan. best rivalry in sports.

    • noladev

      Maybe if you live in the 1970's.

      • jyc

        yeah ya know or 2006? #1 vs #2

        • jyc

          didnt mean to tag those pics

        • noladev

          Oh right, that year they wanted a rematch. And then ohio state got stomped by Florida.

    • PoorDawg

      nah. alabama vs auburn. roll tide, and thumbs down ahoy

      • Hail to the victors

        please auburn has sucked this year.Every year since Newton left

        • PoorDawg

          that they have, but they havent always sucked. it really is a great rivalry, very intense down here but im sure ohio st and michigan is too up there

    • Toba

      Duke v UNC basketball. $1500 a seat. My vote.

      • Meh

        Duke ALWAYS sucks. Big Blue Nation, baby!

    • jbob

      it doesnt matter that both teams are awesome all the time. its tradition. people are born to hate the opposing team and all their fans. there is nothing like it in sports. you cant compare yankees red sox to football in general. when they play like 20 times a year it kinda takes the fun out of it. ask any person that follows sports somewhat unbiasly and they will tell you that nothing comes before osu michigan.

    • nuccabay

      you could argue lakers celtics too…too many good sports rivalries to list

    • RSC

      hahaha who?

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #18 I am old and this is true /sad face

    • NoodlumNad

      fuck gravity

      • Man

        These are both bad girls.

    • This guy

      The "good" one is a porn star… lol

      • cnote81

        what's the "good" one's name?

        • mmmm

          hailey leigh

          • tralfaz

            You guys are awesome.

    • quidam

      There is no Rivalry here, it can be the same girl. She is a good girl in public and a bad girl in private.

    • truth

      when u finally bang the good girl you feel a sense of accomplishment…when you bang the bad girl you feel a sense of the herp

      • Possibly?

        or the clap….twice

  • jerry

    google vs facebook
    manchester united vs real madrid
    call of duty vs halo
    amazon vs apple

    who made up that crap?

    • DaveS

      Haha I don't think google and facebook are direct competitors

      • NoodlumNad

        yea it probably shouldve been google vs bing or say facebook vs twitter, or myspace 6 years ago.

        • andyg8180

          what is this "myspace" you speak of?

          • boB

            Andy, back in the early days of this wonder called the internet, there once was a social media site th- ahhh crap it's not worth the effort.

    • buckwild666

      cod vs halo is a legit rivalry but gear of war and battlefield needs to be in there all 4 of them compete against eachother

      • A Real Hero

        I hate to burst anyone's bubble, but COD vs Halo is a no brainer, since without Halo, there wouldn't have been a COD, since Halo was released first. Both are generic shooters that release each subsequent game without any real changes to gameplay or offer any real strategic multiplayer experience besides the biggest and best gun/who pulls the trigger first wins.

        Gears of War and the games of the Battlefield series are so far apart in genre that someone should slap you for even suggesting it. One is possibly the most revolutionary massively multiplayer shooter experiences ever created, that has constantly and consistently evolved and then re-evolved not just the the face of, but entire idea of FPS everywhere and the other one is Gears of War.

        Rant officially over.

        • buckwild666

          i have a very hairy ball sack that could use a real heroes licking

  • Shane

    #1 Not a contest, Biggy destroys

    • Tyler Durden

      How much content came after Tupac died? The guy had hours upon hours of recorded material that would have destroyed Biggie if Tupac was the one who produced it. Other people produced it many years beyond Tupac's death and it still destroyed.

      Open mouth, insert foot.

    • shaft

      your on crack biggy destroys pac. pac was way better than biggy, hands down no contest

  • Joel

    OHIO STATE vs MICHIGAN?!?!?!?!?!

    GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • JJon145

      Right on! Although I cannot like your post since you are a Buckeye

      • Joel

        fair enough ha…guess you still have a sour taste in your mouth from the loss this year….its ok…better luck next year…oh wait…i dont think you will have a chance.

        KCCO buddy

        • moose_nutz

          GO BLUE!

    • joe

      Both teams suck fat donkeyballs

      • JJon145

        That was a very well thought and constructive post.

    • Chivalrous

      A rivalry that pre-dates most sporting franchises.

      Bring on a new 10 Year War!

      Go Blue!

  • http://www.facebook.com/D.Wreckless Derek Firlik


    I'm a loyal united fan. Their biggest rivalry is not Real Madrid. It's Liverpool

    • SexMeMaybe

      Really? Sure it's not Chelsea or Man City?

    • FarmBoy

      Yeah CHIVE, It's United v Liverpool, or Barcelona v Real Madrid. Madrid v United isn't a rivalry, it's been a long time since they last played.

      • MikeyMate

        Celtic vs Rangers is without a doubt the fiercest rivalry

        • Fan of Football

          +1 with maybe Fenerbahçe vs Galatasaray right behind. Those supporters don't mess around.

          • real fan

            boca vs river hands down

    • mctrippa

      And i'm pretty sure Barcelona is Real Madrid's.

    • Kelowna Chiver

      I'd have to say city vs united more, especially after last season. Go blue!!!

      • Jimbo Slim

        "Histories biggest rivalries"

    • rowland33

      manchester united vs manchester city is the bigger than real madrid and i am from manchester

    • NoodlumNad

      speaking from a 100% merican…who cares?

      • ya wai

        speaking from a 100% european, f you

        • that asian guy

          speaking from a 100% Asian, you guys fight it out while we take over the world

          • r00s7a

            That's ok, you still have a little penis

            • Ryan

              You owe me a new Redbull

    • McBeastie666

      soccer's biggest rivalry is whatever else is on TV at the time.

      • Isaac

        This is the best comment yet.

        • realio

          If you don't like soccer and think "sushi is gross" no wonder

          • McBeastie666

            I love sushi, and my comment was what is commonly referred to as a "joke." Get over yourselves soccer fans.

    • lulz

      United has 3 fierce rivalries, Manchester City, Arsenal and Liverpool

    • Jay

      This was dumb… and not true

    • Jeff

      If we're talking History's, then it would be United vs Liverpool or Madrid vs Barca. Fiercest has to be Celtic vs Rangers.

      • Guest

        And Rangers are no longer in existence so that rivalry really is consigned to history.

    • Hector

      yeah, and real has Barca..

    • realio

      Sorry Liverpool is now chopped liver, come correct

    • Kato

      It's Chelsea vs Arsenal. That's a war right there. Brewing across the English Channel.

  • Alex

    You forgot Celtics Vs Lakers

    • Opk

      Celtic vs Rangers

      • a-nom

        Bruins v. Canadians….how is that not on this list…

    • Jessica

      apparently Boston loves rivals.

    • ddddddddddiiiick

      giants vs dodgers. how do they forget that?

  • Claude

    internet vs productivity

    • Anon

      Yah my exam in 45 minutes is being ruined by this site ๐Ÿ˜›

  • Tillman61

    #13 I think with original factory installs, these were both brunettes to begin with. Hair color doesn't matter a whole lot unless Red was the original color. This is my opinion, your mileage may vary.

    • Kevin

      Agree, Agree, and AGREE

  • mrf

    lakers v celtics…'nuff said

  • tv_paul

    #13 Who wins…men, if they can get women like these two examples.

  • xjrich

    #13 brunettes have taken ovet. but our hair is all the same color in the dark

    • xjrich

      over *

  • misschris

    #10 It might make me feel a bit old, but sleep wins, hands down. zzzzzzzzz

    • ohiobob

      OLD? Me too, but if you party a little you can sleep alot.

  • IrishChive

    #17 Halo!…. But COD is good

    • Anon

      Wow someone who likes Halo but doesnt call COD trash ๐Ÿ˜› Shocking!

    • TheVanityScore

      agreed halo is better, but its fun to pick up a cod game and spray and pray some people once in a while

    • Tim

      Both = incredible wastes of time

      • boldspoo

        Realistically, so is booze, but you don't see me playing tiddly winks sober.

      • Sal4

        Both = protectors of virginity.

        • Bainsy

          I get laid regularly, and I play both COD and Halo regularly.

    • lemurfart

      Battlefield. yup im that guy

      • The Joker

        THANK YOU!! I was gonna say I would have thought that Call of Duty vs Battlefield would be a better rivalry, but then again was never much of a Halo fan, but that's just my opinion

    • kaaaBLAAAM!

      COD? it should be Halo VS Counterstrike if anything…

      • ejb

        now days, halo vs cod. number 1 and 2 in fps sales by a mile. so battlefield is out. maybe in the past halo vs counterstrike

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