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  • Cassandra Boulanger


    • nice comment

      dw indeed

      • suck me dry

        i want to sex you Cassandra

        • SMDlover


          • trotterman


  • sanjay


  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 Wallpaper'd

    • Der'

      I read it in Hank from Breaking Bad's voice. Now it's my wallpaper.

  • >Implying

    After 3+ years you'd think the chive would try some alternative subjects to cover…no, lets just stick with 1) ripping off pictures from 4chan, 2) attention whores, 3) Dave on Wheels

    • itsdinger


    • chachachingching

      R.I.P. dave on wheels.

    • Defrosty

      I really like that they rip off 4chan, that way I don't have to go to that cesspool of human waste and stupidity myself.

      • working_donkey

        I'll second that…

        • RepititionCanBeGood

          Or give it a thumbs up…

    • what

      well it's a big internet out there why don't you go check it out and leave the rest of us in peace

    • McBeastie666

      you're the one coming off as an attention whore.

    • SpitonaStick

      I agree. with Implying at the start of the comments. After all this time believing that the Chive was maybe something different, that maybe someone held higher ideals, I am resigned to agree that the site is nothing more than a T-shirt vendor. It's a well-played online WalMart that knows when to tug at your heart strings, when in fact they are merely slipping one hand into your wallet while squeezing your balls with the other.

      • bob_the_cook

        as long as it's a tender squeeze, alternating between the balls. Maybe a soft tug on the sack followed by gentle cupping action…

        I might be ok with that.

      • Uncle Ivan

        So, now you know the facts of life, Spit. Welcome to the grown-up world, where despite life being what it is, we just DGAF and KCCO.

    • dogboner

      can you explain to me then what kcco means?

      • ranD


  • @NickoGilbert

    #9 Grumpy cat gets me every time

    • JSJ

      I love the grumpy cat but these wp suck!

  • Tiber_Septim

    #7 fitting as Pearl Harbor Day

    • Iceman2509

      Fitting, or bad taste?

      • wow

        Terrible taste

        • brad

          I was thinking low class, especially today, but maybe I just need to lighten up.

          • Uncle Ivan

            No, you're right on target, Brad… so to speak. (At least I didn't reference a battleship board game on Pearl Harbor Day.) God bless the men and women that died that day.

    • CheckEngineLight

      I think it would be a cool shirt

      • LandCat

        Pretty sure this is already on a t-shirt at

    • Earl

      Pull this Chive!

      You talk a big talk on the military, now do the right thing.

    • jimbo

      too soon? Pearl Harbor was over 70 years ago

      • NotaBenAffleckFan

        Yes, too soon.

  • Art

    Grumpy cat is so played. CHIVE quit with the cat! Getting ridiculous

    • poopman

      what about horsehead masks, and rooms filled with cups of water?

    • Stephen

      no fucking wayyy

      • some

        but… but I love him!

    • Hehe

      What do they call someone with no limbs hanging from a wall?

      • Loki

        Hehe maybe?

  • JustKidding

    That's funny. Just changed my wall paper about ten seconds before getting on the chive.

  • chachachingching

    most of these are shit.

    • lucid_eye

      I am so glad that they put text in HQ. What a waste.

  • Nikki

    Something about #11 really got to me…..wallpaper changed

    • Myst-ery Solved!

      Reminds me of Myst.

  • Words_Of_Wisdom

    About time CHIVE! These wallpaper images should be bi-weekly.

    • Uncle Dirty

      check out the bottom right hand chick in the tapiture…gif and she takes he top off…great tits, don't be late!!!

  • Anon

    #19 is amazing.

    • Mike

      Indeed the best of the bunch.

    • Teea

      Now if it had the Darth Vadar before he became a pussy I would like it

  • ChukDee

    #19 mines bigger than urs

    • Topgunn601

      This was my first thought!!!! LMFAO

    • HillbillyNinja

      Matter, size does not.

  • CaptainWOW

    #7 on Pearl Harbor day? Really?

    • Mike

      A bit insensitive, I could agree if I had a tendency to overlook things for what they are. But if you look closely, only aircraft carriers take 5 hits so it's inaccurate at the very least.

      • paulhitchcock

        Not to mention the fact that the game is a surface battle. There are no aircraft involved.

    • Earl

      Pull thios Chive!

      You talk a big talk on the military, now do the right thing.

      • Huh?

        Pull thios?

  • certom

    #13 South Park WORST episode EVER

    • @Thogert

      Si… Moon…

    • Iceman2509

      It was funny when the kids had the illegal immigrants read Old Man and the Sean then write an essay. That was funny.

    • mehd

      I liked it. "sohhrrrry"

    • SadClown

      this might be my favorite sceen from all of south park. you are lost!

  • p1ll

    #14 true

  • Ego

    #3 I like this one.

    • Mego

      I also like that one.

    • JTW

      Would have been better without the space scene 'shopped onto the blackboard. Once you know they photoshopped part of the blackboard no reason to think they didn't photoshop the entire blackboard.

  • Just asking

    #19 why are there two Obi-wan's ?

    • Hank Hill

      I'm not even a Star Wars nerd and I know that is Luke, Obi-wan, Qui-gon and Yoda.

      • JTW

        Bad news, you might be a Star Wars nerd. Seriously, even if I could have guessed Keygone it takes a true nerd to come up with the spelling.

        • LT1T

          If you can't even look up to see the correct spelling while you're making your comment, you're trying too hard.

    • Ba Durr

      just start face palming yourself into infinity and beyond

    • Underbaker

      I want one with all the Darths.

  • rAs

    Or you're just an asshole.

    • timbo

      …or you had sex w his wife.

    • biggles

      Its' saying, sometime in your life.

      If your making enemies every day. Then your an asshole.

      It was because I found this quote last year. And decided to stand up to someone at work. I did just as it said. (cause Im a pacifist at work) and I got a raise and another contract.

      You can't take it literally, as a cardinal rule. But some inspiration goes a long way.

      just because they say to add a dash of salt to the receipe. Doesn't mean you have to do it every time, especially if you have high blood pressure. But some salt, some times. Good thing. Ya know what im sayin?

      • Underbaker

        And sometimes, no matter how nice you are and how good you are and even if you never did anything to them, some people are just going to hate you.

      • dirtysteve

        I stood up to someone once, and now I'm the number one sniper in the US armed forces. I was asked to kill a T-rex with my bare hands.

      • JTW

        "If you're making enemies everyday. The you're an asshole"

        Or, I guess, you are standing up for something regularly.

    • dirtysteve

      You beat me to it, that's what I was thinking.

  • blondeoriole

    yes! Thank you, Chive. Grumpy galaxy cat FTW

  • cels0_o

    #16 or you're just an asshole.

  • lucid_eye

    Yawn. Wow text in HQ, and a stupid cat over and over. I did make #12 my background, however for the most part that was waste.

  • shrimpdub

    #7 aww… really? On the anniversary of the Pearl Harbor attack?

    • Canucks_Rule

      ouch. had no idea it was the anniversary.

    • hmm

      I'm just glad to hear someone not call it "Pearl Harbor Day" no such thing. However, Pearl Harbor remembrance day, the anniversary of pearl harbor work just fine

  • P90

    #8 'Shouldn't it be coldth?'
    #19 Is that Barney Stinson dressed as Obi-Wan?

  • Zrock76

    It would be really cool to see some of these as suitable for dual screen monitors.

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