The most Googled women on the web in 2012 (50 pics)

This year’s most popular women on the web according to Google.

List via Coedmagazine


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  • DigitalBoyScout

    #10 can't beat alba. mmmmm

    • addicted to sex

      looks like 40 gals can.

    • May

      But I can beat to alba.

    • NebraskaGuy

      #10 Oh I agree! Boner achieved … until I got to #11 and then it all went to hell!

    • Drewbie

      You can if you're Chris Brown

    • El Pato

      Chive needs a weekly post dedicated to Jessica Alba!

    • Guest

      I expected Justin Bieber to be number one on the list….since he looks like ellen degeneres

    • guest

      #9 google scarlett johannson cell phone pictures…just trying to spread the beauty lol

    • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

      i want to be her.

      • Jack Wagon

        I want to be in her.

  • goodeye

    Well, not that I'm complaining, but isn't this "women with the most google hits", not how many people were googling them?

    • dedubs

      It says "most googled" not "listed by number of people who googled them" Either way Isn't it still a measure of popularity?

      • goodeye

        True – I take your two phrases to mean the same thing – but yes, how much they're written about is a measure – but it favors those who have been around longer, rather than who's most fap-worthy now. So you get Cher over the Kates. And Lana (who?) over #9

        • Scarlett is a babe

          google Scarlett Johansson cell phone pictures…YOUR WELCOME

          • Kevin

            *You're

    • Thror

      The measure appears to be the number of hits a Google search will return. That's not really a good indication of popularity. I agree with you, the title is misleading.

      For example: Hill-dog (no. 40) is linked to a shitload of pages, but seriously; are that many people really Googling our Secretary of State? She's probably mentioned in a ton of news articles and documents. It doesn't mean people were looking for them. On the other hand, I personally am responsible for no less than 53 searches on Scarlett Johanssen

      #9

      • Thror

        In 2012…

  • dedubs

    Surprised there weren't more porn stars. #37

    • Curious

      I was surprised to see any porn starts felt google would have left them out, but then I thought maybe porn stars don't get googled for their names but more for their talents.

      • goodeye

        Isn't #8 ? For a second I thought she was Sarah Palin

        • Woooo!

          Who's Nailin' Palin!

        • Rick Astley

          I'm there with you. For a second, I thought we misunderstood her.

    • Infamouszoo

      There weren't more pornstars because we all know… GOOGLE TURNS UP SHIT FOR PORN!!!

      • barry

        Bing!

      • Wut?

        Yeh, if you're too stupid to turn off Safe Search…

    • Hand of Fate

      I mainly surprised that Jenna Haze would be the top searched pornstar. Sure she is fun to watch, but there are a lot hotter girls…

      • ass lover

        its cuz she does anal damn good. takes it up the ass fucking good like a champ

      • dalshepsut

        Lisa Ann was much higher on the list. Still surprising

    • Meowmix

      There aren't as many porn stars hopefully because people are beginning to discover real sex

    • herp de derp

      nobody searches for names, they only search for the things they do!

  • Crimson K-9

    Ummm…. first? And W.T.F. CHER?!!?

    • The Observatator

      I'm sure if you hadn't put in that anchor phrase about Cher, you'd have about a million thumbs down already…

    • guest

      LOSER!!!!!!

    • ComeOn

      Are you always this much of a dick licker?

    • Fyrepup

      Agreed.

      Couldn't have asked any better way.

  • Big Duke 6

    Just #10

  • DigitalBoyScout

    ………… i've never heard of #50

    • Jay

      Yeah, I didn't either…. too old or just out of touch maybe?!

      • Colin

        she makes really depressing music that's about all you need to know

      • _DoC_

        Unless you've just gone through a severe loss/death/breakup you might not come across her. Beautifully depressing music. Also some other good stuff but mostly known for her haunting tunes, retro style and looking psycho.

        Two her most popular
        Born to Die


        Video Games

        • Trig

          And she was the female seductress Alien in Mars Attacks.

          • Rocks Off

            No she wasn't. She would have been 10 when Mars Attacks came out. The female seductress in Mars Attacks was Lisa Marie, the same woman who is in Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow. The same woman who was Tim Burton's muse/ girlfriend before Helena Bonham Carter.

            • Urinal Puck

              I gave you a thumbs up, cus I have no way of checking your facts, and it sounds legit.

              • zackgonick

                He's 100% correct.

              • Hmm

                You have no way of checking his facts while you're here, commenting on the Internet?

                • Internet

                  Stop commenting on me.

            • Matt

              She was also played "Vampira" in Tim Burton's Ed Wood.

            • wut

              Paging 'Rocks Off', paging 'Rocks Off'. Please report to the reception. Your sense of humor is looking for you.

        • roger

          don't watch those videos. you can't un-see them.

      • east texxas

        google might help ya'll out

    • Thatvoice

      Google it. Duh.

      • _DoC_

        No idea why you're getting down voted, smartass responses are smart.

        • MAJLTCCOLGEN Obvious

          I think it's the ASS part of smartass that gets the down votes…

    • justinmacumber

      Me either. She's the most searched for woman, and I've never heard of her. I'll go back under my rock now.

      • Frans

        Yeah, as mentioned in another comment it doesn't actually seem to be "most googled for", but instead "women returning most results", which is not the same thing.

        But still, one could think I would've known who the hell that was.

    • Mike

      Google her?

      • JMZ

        that's why she is nr 1, noone knows, exept google

        • google schmoogle

          Google has become such a know-it-all lately.

          • Internet

            Hah!

    • Ray

      never heard of her either. wikipedia says she's 26. she easily looks 40 here. not impressed.

    • Pokes

      She's a musician who got ripped by critics for her performance on SNL…I looked her up on Bing.

      • MylesofStyles

        I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to call bullshit on this one….No one uses Bing.

    • Jimmy C

      I can't imagine Kate Upton not even being on this list, let alone this chick being number one.

      • mackerelweapon

        Yeah, this list has nothing to do with our interest in these women, just how many results Google (supposedly) returns.

        Kate Upton vs Lana Del Rey: http://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=lana%20del

        Lana still wins, but it gives you some sense of hope for humanity at least.

    • Kevin

      Googled her and got 105,000,000 results. C'mon chive, a little research

    • The Dallas Chivette

      Me neither!!! I knew everyone else… I must not be up to date one who's cool any more

    • Lucas

      Yea I have no idea who she is either, and I don't want to give her another google hit by trying to find out, so I guess I'll just continue to not care who she is

    • Dickleg

      She's awesome. Beautiful voice. And sooo hot. Want to the hinie. oooooOOOoo!

    • Canucks_Rule

      saw her performance on snl… it sucked.

    • good album

      just check out her album 'born to die'. it's a very good album. she's not been able to reproduce it live very well from what i've read and seen but if you're into well-produced albums, this one is worth hearing.

    • joshh

      the reason why shes #1 she shows up under the following hits

      • joshh

        oops, video games and video game lyrics

    • SomeChick

      Shes the chick that had that really bad SNL performance. Her music is mediocre at best and so is her looks.

    • f@t80yt

      Google her…..

  • JimmyP06

    No Sasha grey? I don't believe you

  • thatguy

    dear world, I'm dissapoint. the top ten suck.

  • Madhatter

    #30 WITH FIRE

    • its_forge

      Do not want to hear that song ever again but man, what I would do to this girlie with a quart of baby oil, a pair of rollerskates, a 36-pack of water balloons, two violins and a live duck. I mean serious.

  • Oltimey

    I think I need to google more….

    • Gonz

      Yeah, especially since #14 looks more like #45 tonnage wise.

  • TheJoeGreene

    Wow, people's taste in women these days suck.

    • Mule

      It doesn't say who googling them. Odds are the majority are teeny boppers. You really think guys are looking up half these women?

  • dedubs

    you'd hit it

    • Madhatter

      Awww man, wrong number. I would hit it.

      #33 WITH FIRE

  • CanadaChivette

    #14 Ahh Jessica Simpson in her prime… #33 I really hate that she is even on this list -.-

    • Roeshamboe

      In her prime, I would have put her up against anyone. Such a sad decline!

    • Paul.

      YOU!..Canada..BABE… you are sexy..just wanted you to know..

    • Deep Dish

      #33 makes me ashamed to be an American. And I'm not fucking joking.

      • Machew

        Kind of makes it feel like a trailer park, population 300 million. When crap like this takes the place once reserved for shows like Seinfeld its about time to relocate.

        • Bob25

          not a "woman" but a demented "child" people. WTF. WHAT THE FUCK

      • Meowmix

        Don't worry, James Cameron will raise the bar!

    • Open your mind bro

      In her prime? Way to skinny for me, but I guess you white people like them like that..

      • Oops

        Yeah we're not really into the whole large primate thing. Sorry.

    • Solitaire

      You're lucky you're from Canada, and don't have to walk around with that shit on your conscience… You should petition your government to issue a permanent hold on every passport from that family trying to cross the border. Save yourself before the apocalypse reaches your doorstep.

    • GeoQuin4

      The only time I'll ever Google #33 is if I'm looking for time and cause of death.

    • MikeOverHere

      This is just another example of theChive's belief that child sex is hilarious. "Honey Boo-Boo is a 'woman' folks, start your fapping!" Yeah, way to stay classy, Chive.

  • xjrich

    #10 #39 now wheres hayden n eva

    • MikeyMate

      More to the point, where the fuck is Mila Kunis!?

    • Meowmix

      Which Eva?

  • J Dub

    #11 That escalated quickly…

    • 1fjef

      I would. Just sayin.

    • TheVanityScore

      that smile freaks me the eff out

    • NothingToSeeHere

      Out of fucking nowhere…. BAM!!!

    • syvyn11

      Talk about a erection stopper.

      Even though I'm a republican, I feel sorry for Bill having to wake up next to this harpie.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #47 One day Lady Gaga will spontaneously combust, and the World will rejoice.

    • Bryan Vickers

      shes so damned ugly

      • its_forge

        I'd rather see Gaga bareass spread-eagle than Minaj fully clothed from ear to toenails.

    • ChristophersonofGray

      Maybe Nikki Minaj will be collateral damage.

  • Boobs

    Who the fuck is Lana Del Ray?

    • smith0

      google her.

    • everyone

      who cares?

    • Three

      EXACTLY!!!!

    • AngieM

      Thank You!! I have never even heard of this chick. I would've thought that Kim Kardashian would've been a liitle higher up on the list.

  • Mertt

    Lol all the pornstars were white

    • Dan

      Well they are the ones we want to see fucking after all.

      • Evan

        Douchebag comment

        • YeahMoFo

          True comment.

    • Porno Schmorno

      And your point being…?

    • Guest

      Do they do anything else?..nope can't think of anything

    • ChristonACracker

      ur a fucking idiot

  • StarboardEngine

    Pretty sure this list is going to change after today. Two words: Lady Bane.

    • http://www.facebook.com/austin.angle.16 Austin Angle

      Don't take about me future ex wife … Cause I will marry her then the world can have her

  • KingThing

    #40
    That is one ugly dude.

    • andyg8180

      Is that a horse? Or Sara Jessica PArker?

    • Pit_Boss

      I dont want to live in this world were she is above Beyonce #39

    • Notknowing

      HaHa, no kidding. Pick a fuckin hair color and stick with it. I heard she changed wigs 3x on an awards show.

    • Yuppp

      Can everybody please stop buying her music and giving her credit?

      • its_forge

        That's the real kicker of course, not only is she as ugly as a fucking mud fence, her music is bland and unoriginal as hell.

  • Greek

    I thought for sure Bieber was gonna be top 5!

    • fed

      i was expecting Bieber at n.1
      troll level: google

    • TheVanityScore

      nicely done

    • zackgonick

      Bravo!

  • chrisninety1

    Can you imagine if somebody began reading this list whilst home alone and decided to, how shall I say this, break out the Kleenex. So they get started as they scroll through the list and they're almost done and BAMN, #11.

    • You Know It's True

      I don't have enough multi-tasking skills to do such things as scroll…. I get angry when the video finishes before me and i have to click back to a part I liked.

    • smallchinaman

      As Jon Stewart once said, "This is where boners go to die".

  • DAVE

    No Gianna Michaels?

    • IrishChive

      No Tori Black?

    • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

      No Carmella Bing?

    • Loves2Spooge

      No Rachel Starr?

    • Meowmix

      Who the hell is Gianna Michaels

    • That Guy

      No Rachel Roxxx? No Jayden Jaymes? No Jenaveve Jolie? No Presley Maddox? No Bree Olson? No Ashlynn Brooke? No Briana Blair? No Kimberly Franklin? No Lanny Barbie? No Dylan Ryder? No Mindy Main? No Natasha Nice? No Lela Star? No Teagan Presley? No Nina Mercedez? No Mikayla Mendez? No Carmen Kinsley? No Carmen Luvanna? No Memphis Monroe? WTF?!!

      Am I that guy? Yes. Will you all be thanking me later? Absotively.

      • its_forge

        No thanks, at 50 I've had my fill of online gynecological examinations.

    • That Guy

      No Rachel Roxxx? No Jayden Jaymes? No Jenaveve Jolie? No Presley Maddox? No Bree Olson? No Ashlynn Brooke? No Briana Blair? No Kimberly Franklin? No Lanny Barbie? No Dylan Ryder? No Mindy Main? No Natasha Nice? No Lela Star? No Teagan Presley? No Nina Mercedez? No Mikayla Mendez? No Carmen Kinsley? No Carmen Luvanna? No Memphis Monroe? WTF?!!

    • Troll Hunter

      No Sarina Valentina!????? 🙂

  • Weston_B

    What a shitty list.

  • Ponderous

    who the fuck is lana del ray?

    • Jonny Apps

      No fuckin' clue…and CHER even on this list is ridiculous!

    • TitsMcGee

      Had to Google her to find out… Hence putting her further in the #1 spot :/

    • http://twitter.com/RickvdS @RickvdS

      That's why she's listed so high, nobody knows 😉

    • Bdrizzle

      Some singer chick like Adel – I personally dont think her music is worth listening to honestly. Thats just me though 🙂

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