I wish I were half as smart as the geniuses behind all this (32 Photos)

  • Miggy

    #3 love the tie

  • Cringleberrys

    Blah blah blah Napolean

  • Danica SmashYA

    #2 just found my next christmas present!

    • ghostofmlg

      Yup! Stocking-Stuffers for Dad!!!

  • HereWeGo

    #18..I usually like Bacon with everything but that is just a no for me. #5 on the other hand I'm all for!

  • Bart

    #16 need this!

  • Hara

    Got a whole fleet of #16 for the office. We play Wagner and fire those bitches up on Fridays.


    #17 The creepy face in the bottle wants you to try this without the cap on the bottle.

    • Mr. Milk

      +1 person understands fluid dynamics

    • John

      It wouldn't ever overflow. It's just like a livestock waterer. Basically a siphon.

    • IMVHO

      Creepy face in the bottle doesn't acknowledge your physical rules… run away from the plugged-in small appliance covered with water whilst creepy face jauntily walks after you (with a very long extension cord, and maybe some salt)…

      Okay, the point is, good luck getting that bottle in and balanced without spilling a shitload of water all over the coffee maker, hence the cap being on in the picture. Still an amusing picture, though. That, and there's a creepy face…

      • Anomanom

        Its a probably a punch through cap. The cap has a hole with a smaller cap inside that gets popped out when you stick it on the water dispenser. That way you don't spill water everywhere when trying to load the dispenser.

  • KCooperCO

    I want #24

    • ColaChiver

      Eat a lot of pineapple do you? I'm sure your girlfriend appreciates that.

    • What_Tha

      That's a lot of wasted pineapple.

      • Not a Stewardess

        You can use the remaining shell to pour in rum, vodka, etc, for a pretty nice drink!

        • What_Tha

          I like the way you think.

  • Paul

    # Oh the possibilities!!

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  • Verbal_Kint

    #32 I prefer Napa Cabs…

    • Mr. Milk

      well played

    • LukeSkywalker

      They're for more than just naps, if you know what I mean.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Oh, you mean like a stabbin' cabin?

        • gma

          That's pretty funny; I laughed.

  • toddo37

    #26 if that works like i hope it does than thats pretty awesome. way cooler than my iphone calender

    • PiratesFan

      They're pretty awesome, but what I don't get about this one is why there are zeros between all of the single digit dates, 1 0 2 0 3 0 etc. I wonder if it's just to make sure it takes a full day for the ink to transfer?

      • Capone

        i think they are just using double digits like "02" for 2, and "03" for 3. You may ask "well why isn't it "01" then, smartass!?"

        And I'd reply with "they used the line before the 1, because it'd take the same amount of time to transfer the ink as the zeros do.

    • toddo37

      thats rad, ill have to make one then. can go right next to my Blue Moon neon beer sign

  • N2MotoX

    #2 Thats a small garage!

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    But I won't be hungry until just AFTER 4:20!

    • Open minded

      Order early, you know you'll want it after that first bowl!!

    • dull

      If you weren't a stoner you could plan ahead to take advantage of this deal.

      But then you wouldn't be stoned to truly enjoy this deal.

      Life is hard.

    • jeff

      that's why you order it at 4:19 then you can "pass" the time while its being made!

  • BCbeaut

    #19 is dope! I want

    • Old Guy

      People still say "dope?"

      • dOUBLE

        Old guys still have a voice??

    • Austin

      The caption is wrong they spelled beer pong table wrong

  • Stick

    Someone hasn't been forced to ride a bicycle in the snow before.
    That would be pretty awful for commuting.

  • Stick

    As it should be. If it is not commissioned, it is a crime and ought to be removed.

    • http://www.facebook.com/kellynn.depser Kellynn Depser

      ummmm, how to say this nicely….i'd like to assume yor comment was sarcasim, meant as a joke, but just in case:

      first off, that's a painting of a guy wrecking a famous painting with a pressured water machine.
      secondly, the painting he's supposed to be pressure washing off, as the cave drawings in france(only replicas can be viewed by the public now, since they were being damaged) . Lascaux (Lascaux Caves) is the setting of a complex of caves in southwestern France famous for its Paleolithic cave paintings. The original caves are located near the village of Montignac, in the department of Dordogne. They contain some of the best-known Upper Paleolithic art. These paintings are estimated to be 17,300 years old. They primarily consist of images of large animals, most of which are known from fossil evidence to have lived in the area at the time. In 1979, Lascaux was added to the UNESCO World Heritage Sites list along with other prehistoric sites in the Vézère valley.

      • Duh

        Too… Many… Words…

      • Harryknuckles

        Cool story….. Tell us more

      • Stick

        Which is why I said, if something is not commissioned, it is a crime and should be power-washed off, as this painting here depicts.
        I'm aware of the cave paintings and I take offense to some criminal comparing his vandalism to historical artifacts. (Whether or not this particular piece is graffiti or not)

      • zaffa

        looks like Kellynn's art degree is finally paying off

      • Jen

        Honey, you need to get laid.

      • Jawbone

        Any moron who starts such rambling discourse with "uuuummmmm" proves their lack of intellect with the first syllable.

      • Ha ha.

        More like Kellynn Derpster.

    • Brian

      Can you explain the difference between "non commissioned" graffiti and ancient cave paintings? In ten thousand years the only thing surviving from our culture will be digital torrents of Jersey Shore. God help us.

  • cooktiludrop

    #14 I am totally going to do that.

  • sfb101

    #1 Want VS need.

  • Marlon


    I don't get it.

    • joker

      "you can fix anything with WD 40 and Duct Tape."

      • Marlon

        Thanks! Not American here. I didn't know what WD 40 was. 😉

    • TheCanadianGuy

      If it doesn't move and should use the WD40
      If if moves and shouldn't use the duct tape.

    • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

      This is an American thing. We prolly built the Space Shuttle outta this shit.

  • dr313

    #28 what become bigger rednecks?

    • SmokeyTheBear

      Awesome solution for something that is usually trash.

      • Brian

        It's technically white trash so I guess it fits the situation.

      • Brian

        After a magazine/clip or two, it becomes trash again.

      • PianoFingers

        Also there's a statement on how much God means to this pizza company in the lower right corner. To me, it is downright offensive to connect the idea of shooting firearms for the fun of it with the statement of having religion in any way.

  • MooseKuckle

    #2 Redneck repair kit!!

  • StaySafe

    #8 You should make it a dress, a wig and some make-up because it's women and children first…

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo


  • louistulley

    #16 I'm surprised it is in stock, personally I don't have any to give.

    • OhioChiver

      What, you've never put a Fuck on Lay-Away before? 😉

  • misschris

    #23 Well… that doesn't exactly seem like the Christmas spirit… although I guess it depends on your family's version of the holidays

    • Jahnny

      Who doesn't enjoy taking a good piss? Unless you have prostate issues or some kind of infection.

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