AskMen has made a list of the 99 most desirable women of 2013 (20 Photos)

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  • FTW

    Kristen Stewart, really?

    • Paladin

      Maybe they surveyed 13 year old gay boys, never know.

    • Livin' Legend

      To be fair, her brand new facial expression fits her well.

      • urinal puck

        I hope she troll's the chive, that would be epic.

    • guest

      shes gross….

    • ROR

      I'm not saying I wouldn't fuck her, I'm just saying I would never admit it.

    • Chris

      What he said!

      • Geezer

        With regards to Paladin, I haven't been 13 for a long long time and I don't think I've ever been gay but I would fuck that bitch until it was like fucking a warm glass of water, and even then I would keep hittin' it. After my little blue friend kicks in that is…

    • zackgonick

      That was my reaction too. I'm not saying she's ugly, I'm just saying with all the women of Hollywood and the music industry, she wouldn't even be in my top 300.

      Also, whoever typecast her into the Snow White role against Charlize Theron needs to be beaten for their crimes. Charlize Theron is top 10 and is far superior looking to Kristen Stewart… and always will be.

      • IDTenT

        Natalie Portman? Charlize Theron? Bridgit Mendler? Wake up "Ask Men". If this is a list of current hotties, Kristen Stewart is currently ugly.

      • http://twitter.com/LFGD1978 @LFGD1978

        Yeah that was crazy……………. even Charlize at her age is far hotter than that anorexic looking chick

    • Because Boobs

      Search for 'On the Road'. It's NSFW, shes a dirty girl. Like naked half the movie and doing a little skiing in the front seat of a car dirty.

    • drewdeze

      took the words outta my fingers!

    • Bastid

      No shit. Who finds that mouth breather Fuck worthy?

    • Dorque

      My god, I know. I am so sick of these lists being dictated by media corporations. No actual person with an actual dick can do anything but shrivel in fear and revulsion at the ugliest face to appear on a newsstand rag since Princess Di post car crash.

    • Will

      Kristen Stewart is hot. Not top 20, but hot. Just deal with the results fellas.

      • Rubberbandman

        Yeah, she's actually pretty good lookng with the blonde hair now

  • Spark

    Apparently they didn't ask real men…

    • nate33uc

      yea, i'm taking a chivette 1 – 99

    • Claude

      Ask Men is Cosmopolitan for "men". About as manly as a lacy bra.

    • Major Tom

      I officially dub this AskTeenageBoys

  • IrishInNJ

    I don't think this could be any more ass backwards if blind men voted!

    #8 should be higher
    #17 should be left out in the woods somewhere
    #4 should be checked into a nut house (and she's not hot).

    • Hara

      Zoey is that level of attractiveness I like to call "accessible."

    • Sir

      And where the hell is Emma Watson??

  • Jess

    Kristin Stewart instantly discredits this entire list.

    • Carl

      I don't know… I might hate fuck her.

    • Bdrizzle

      Agreed! Along with Rhianna being higher in this list than Sofia Vergara, Blake Lively, or Christina Hendricks just shows someone went out on the web and started picking people and compiling a list of women who were trending this year….

  • Mike Paquette

    Kate Upton, besides being sexy as hell, looks like she'd be fun as hell in the sack!

    • Yeahhh

      Mike Paquette from RSM, California?

      • Luke

        No , its justin verlander

  • Paladin

    While I do not know who half of them are, they are still pretty hot. Not Kristen Stewart though. Also, Jennifer Lawrence should not be number 1, whoever the hell she is…

    • lucid_eye

      Not number one but she is a top five

    • Crazy_Jake

      Hunger Games I think it was..

  • Sm1thy37

    Rhianna? You can smell the whore from here

  • YoGabbaGabba

    Jennifer Lawrence? Really? Not my number 1!

    • CTC

      Totally agree, I just don't get it.

      • wut

        Let me explain: boobs.

    • Jen

      it looks like they are basing it on who was the most famous this year…

  • crustybubblechunks

    #16 Those sultry come-hither eyes

    • Really?

      and yet one of the worst pictures of Emma Stone I've seen

    • Dylan

      Looks like she belongs in Clockwork Orange.

      • Plurp

        I bet she'd fancy a little of the old in-out, in-out.

        • http://twitter.com/LFGD1978 @LFGD1978

          You sir have earned a thumbs up for the Clockwork Orange reference. Cheers

    • Ray

      mmm. give me some of that raspy, 80-year-old smoker voice. yum.

  • Adam

    Kristen Stewart? Seriously?

  • Hutch

    Lousy list. Haven't heard of half of them. Not that I'd kick them outta bed for eating crackers. An Kristen Stewart? C'mon.

    • John

      How have you not heard of all of them? Do you live under a rock?

    • A British Person

      Agreed – whilst they aren't amongst the ugliest women I've ever seen, they aren't the hottest either.

  • Jaro

    I would've switched Rihanna and Blake Lively.

    • Jaro

      For starters

    • James

      I think I would rather do the guy who made the list than Rhianna… although he is clearly much more in to men and would probably like it.

  • Mikey

    #8
    #18
    Easy one-two picks in the draft

  • wilson

    Kristen stewart?? No one finds that attractive

    • Sorbz

      And we have another one that jumps on the bandwagon. Congrats on saying exactly what you think women want to hear. Although 7 is definitely too high she is still attractive.

  • voltrade

    the upton stuff is getting old. she's a tank

    • strangecontext

      wtf does that even mean?

    • Yeahhh

      And you are a homosexual.

    • Tom?

      I agree. Overrated! She has a nice rack and that's about it.

    • Justin

      20 years old constitutes pedophilia?

      Has your penis ever MET a vagina?

      • B-to-the-H

        My comment was in response to voltrade calling her old.

        To simplify:

        Kate Upton is only 20.
        He called her old.
        He must have the same taste as Pedobear.

        PS: If possible, think before you reply.

        • F to the OFF

          Think before you comment, he said the upton stuff is getting old, not her. I disagree with him, but strongly disagree with your condescending bullshit, "to simplify"?

          • B-to-the-H

            So it's okay for someone to throw insults at a person but it's not okay for that person to be condescending in response? Makes perfect sense!

            • UhHuh

              You should really stop now.

  • Spark

    "AskMen" didn't ask real men, apparently…

  • Weston_B

    Can we please all agree that #14 has no business being on this, or any other comprehensive "hot women" list?

    • Seriously

      No.

    • Jimmy C

      She actually doesn't look bad there. Not saying she belongs on this list, but with some sort of facial expression she is pretty good looking.

      • Justin

        LoL So much bullshit on this board. I would bet my third testicle that no one bitching and moaning here, NO ONE, would say no. You wouldn't kick Kristen Stewart out of bed for eating crackers, I fucking assure you.

        • Major Tom

          Sorry my friend but I would say no. The line into her bed is loo long.

        • fourbeermilky

          She never closes her mouth. Kinda think she's a mouth breather. It's weird and off-putting.

    • Tim

      From this pic I'd bang the hell out of her, but averaging all of her appearances I'd pass.

  • The_Hellequin

    Pretty weak list. Our Chivettes are hotter than these women.

    • spike

      how do I "thumbs up" this more?

      • irons

        I agree, I come here daily to be amazed by the beauty of our Chivettes.

        They are tops.

  • Brent f

    #14 are you shitting me! Especially 7th overall wtf

  • Watermelon

    There should be 1 photo only… Kate upton.

    • Tom?

      The borderline butter-face? Really?

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    Sure #6.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #16
    She is just frectacular!

    • tv_paul

      And dots the truth

    • ThunderKCCO

      agreed.. that is a spot on description.

  • http://twitter.com/ofwiv @ofwiv

    #17 #14 #20 shouldn't be in the top 99 even! Who rates this shit?

    • Jethro

      Exactly! They need Chivers to rate these things!

      total BS those three are even listed

    • Lunch_Box

      Not saying she should be no. 1, but if you don't think Jennifer Lawrence is hot, your gay or blind.

      • McBeastie666

        I agree with Lunch_Box. Lawrence's curves demand a top 10 slot, not number 1, but definitely top 10 material.

  • tv_paul

    Top 3 are all great but I might switch them around a little: Mila, Kate , Jennifer.#19#18#20

  • wilson

    Remember in the hunger games when katniss volunteers as tribute? Why does she have to yell "I volunteer as tribute"? I mean what the hell else could she possibly volunteer for. That movie really pissed me off.

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