It’s finally hump day! (51 Photos)

  • misschris

    #30 Is one of the most perfect asses I've ever seen! I love the upside-down heart shape!

    • Verbal_Kint

      Almost nothing prettier than a heart shaped ass.

      • Dyquen

        Just so all of you know the "heart" shape was actually derived from a woman's ass when she bent over. No lie, the dude that created it (I think is was St. Valentine) was a major ass man. Google this shit if you don't believe me.

        • dalshepsut

          there was a plant who's seed was a perfect form of birth control, it was heart shaped and the Romans used it to extinction

        • Verbal_Kint

          fucking epic. Chive on St. Valentine…


      Couldn't agree more. MOAR!!!

    • HOOK_the_LEGEND

      Yep, lock that up…Humps Hall of Fame.

    • Paula_

      You kidding!!1?? Look at those legs!!1!

      BTW one of the above is your beloved Paula, true story…

      – the one you love to hate

      • HOOK_the_LEGEND

        #49 or #51 perhaps??

        • Paula_

          Just one hint: no visible face. Still shy after all these years… ❤

          – Fan testimonial: "I HATE PAULA!!! I just wanted to shout it from the top of a mountain, but I don't have a mountain I have The Chive and a comment box. – FuckPaulaPaulaSucks"

          • #1paulafan

            You have got to tell me which one is so that I can have real image of you for my dreams. My favorite troll.

            • Paula_

              OK then, just one moar hint:


              – CELEBRATING caps lock DAY WHENEVER SHE FEELS LIKE IT!!1!

          • HOOK_the_LEGEND

            I'll call 'Bullshit' to that, cause you ain't gonna admit to anyone being correct.I'm stickin with my selection…Now fess up.

            • Paula_

              In previous pics there were subtle 'Paula' hints (not in this one).
              But… 'subtle' and 'Chivers' do not go well together.

              – Fan testimonial: "You have to be new here…welcome to the Chive, Paula is your director of trolling and will answer any of your questions about irritating others in painful ways. However don't try to insult her, because i'm pretty sure she'll own you. Please see above comment for reference. – a-nom"

              • HOOK_the_LEGEND

                To reference oneself in the 3rd person is outta control hot Paula…And if "savagecabbage' is correct, I'd eat you from Heels to Highlights…

          • savagecabbage

            #2 Paula seems like a ginger…. I still say she works for the chive

            • Buck

              It's pretty obvious she does; often has inside info. Also she has this thing with redheads, could be a hint too.

        • lucid_eye

          you are close, but I believe we will have to strip you title away, if you were really a fan you would recognize that squishy lady bump.

      • urinal puck

        SHHHHH………..Stop breathing.

    • dwc928s4



      selena spice!!

    • nate33uc

      definitely saved to the KCCO folder…good gawd

    • Brian

      I prefer #38

    • baddbuzz

      Nice Pick misschris . . HOOk my money is on #38 for paula . .

    • madd-dawg

      My thoughts exactly!

    • Just a Guy

      Let's remove all of this Paula chatter and conclude that 30 is the winner. Fantastic. Just plain fantastic.

    • Chia

      Very true

    • Frank

      She is actually a model on the webcam site Model name is Innocentkat.

      • Frank

        #30 is the webcam model Innocentkat

    • Den

      I usually don't comment. But I totally agree with this one. 🙂

    • relentless

      Absolutly breathe taking! Perfect!

  • fucked

    #49 could you learn to love me

    • rawdogginit

      #43 i can help her practice blowing

      • Geezer

        #14 is a nice hump indeed however #15 is much better

        • Deb

          Thanks honey ♡ #15

    • BrandeeJo


  • echogeo

    She was worth the wait.

    • Top

      I'll think you'll find that's a man……

      • steven

        I had a mental thing going and now its ruined.

    • ratkid

      a dude?

      • Charles

        Yeah he's right, hands bigger than mine for a start……

        • Osgood

          I guess if "he" has long hair and wears pearl necklaces.

          • Top

            Yeah because there are no blokes out there that dress and act like women at all is there.wait,hang on a minute……..

    • urinal puck

      You mean "he" was….

    • hump watcher

      How the **ck would anybody think that was hump day worthy! Might be a man!

    • The dude

      Just WOW!

  • Verbal_Kint

    #51 I pledge allegiance to the ass, of the United States of America.

    • Whoopi_G

      I'd take a roundhouse to the face to touch that hump.

      • Verbal_Kint

        I'd like to be roundhoused in the face WITH that hump.

        • Whoopi_G


          • Wes

            tooshé FTFY

    • YesItIs

      That's David Lee Roth.

    • Jim

      My kind of move…SWEET!

    • AndySaximus

      honestly had no idea why you said that for a second……

  • jamie

    #7 #10 #12 #23 #28 Mother of God !!


    We need to see the front of #5. Hot dam thats a nice hump

    • urinal puck

      For a guy……

      • John

        She's is definitely NOT a guy

  • sam

    Hey Chivers! Here's a helpful tip: Don't fart just before you scroll the Hump Day post, it totally ruins everything.
    True story.

  • discofarmer

    #13 and also if you break a mirror… but i think you will be alright

    • discofarmer

      21# *__

      • Oops


    • crayk

      #13 or 21 ill take either

  • chiver

    Bums are great

  • Pedros_Rooster

    #24 #30 #29 Dam fine humps…

    • wvufan

      #29 Amazing just Amazing!!!

      • Justin Cider

        Ya amazing that's a Tim Hortons coffee behind the stripper!

    • SOhioChiver

      Semper Fidelis Marine #24
      #30 has a very nice hump but I doubt it was posted by a Chivette

  • Twaun007

    #37 I love hump day!

    • Want300


  • sfb101

    #30 for the win
    #1 #6 #7 to fill out the leaders

  • Swizzle dick

    #23 #25 I may have shed a tear for a moment…beautiful sight

    • moose_nutz

      #23 Wins the internets today!

    • Slim Jim

      i think #23 was in bored at work

  • MikeBedlam

    #6 #9 #21 Triple threat. You ALL need to send in MOAR. Do it for the kids.

  • Cat Taco

    I wanna bite #9 and pray for lockjaw.

  • justChive

    #6 I miss college humps

    • JMAKK

      That thing would bounce for hours with every slap!

    • Jack

      She is definitely a ZTA…

    • johnathon

      i think i know her

  • BRAD

    #30 WINNER!!!!!!!!!

    • urinal puck

      agree…..Find the qutie that belongs to that booty

      • Chido1

        Its Selena Spice

    • NoodlumNad

      While it is extremely nice, the total package on #2 wins it for me.

  • Bart

    #30 #15 BAM!

    • Deb

      Thanks honey! #15 btw

      • Alex

        You're the girl in #15?? WHERE IS THE REST???

        Not trying to be creepy (but I probably am sounding creepy), but seriously, wow what a body.

        • Deb

          Yes I am number 15 and thanks honey! Ps what do you mean where is the rest?

          • Alex

            The rest of the pictures so we have more!

            • Deb

              I'm on the chive weekly honey!

            • Deb

              I'm on the chive almost every werk honey!

  • dave

    #23 hot diggity!

    • Grumbachr

      <drooling> wow, that is amazing. </drooling>

  • MikeBedlam

    #39 Where's this?


    • Sharon

      That particular Chive Drive is in Sharon, Massachusetts.

      (Sadly, that is the only thing I recognize…)

  • Whoopi_G

    #29 Something tells me you've been drinking. Thank you booze.

  • TeeCC

    I'm not gonna bother posting numbers, there ain't enough time or space. One of the best hump days in a while!

  • loonytik

    #23 Lovely.

    • LineHog

      Sure if you like women that look like the elephant man!

      • moose_nutz

        Da fuq? Lay off the bath salts.

      • ChivetoSurvive

        She may have horse-face, but that ass is something special.

    • Filbur

      got real wood on that one… thanks chive!

    • FFmedicFATTY

      I couldn't agree more

  • Zak

    #51 'Meri

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #47 I love Hump Day, and America

    • MattKL

      I love Hump Day, and lamp.

    • OhioChiver

      For some reason, that song lyric .."push it…push it real good" … popped into my mind. 😉

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