Mother of god, now there are two of them (13 Photos)

  • Randy

    Still would. Both of em.

    • Dave

      There are two types of people in this world. People would have sex with these two. And fucking liars

      • DDD

        i dont know, the japanese probably love this shit…

        Then again its not weird ENOUGH for them.

    • Justin

      Amen brother… amen

    • Chazz_B

      boobs… thats it

    • Ba Durr

      still would what? burn them both with the fire of a 1000 burning suns? not sure if that would do it or not.

    • ass lover

      want, no, NEED anal sex with both

      • fabio

        I agree with you sir.
        Brutal anal sex.

    • ihatemakingusernames

      Fuck yeah man! I's jump in there without giving it a second thought. Anyone who says they wouldn't is just too chickenshit to admit it.

      • phil


    • Hand of Fate

      #13 Creepiest threesome you'd ever have.

    • Err

      Here's the glaring problem. I would too in a sudden bout of lust, however waking up with the two of them next to you and then attempt a sensible conversation. Maybe I would be just too chickenshit in believing that once I go there, I would end up with permanent erectile dysfunction.

    • Houdini112

      thank you Randy, I thought I was the only one who wants to be their puppet master

  • Dick

    So sexy

    • SmokeyTheBear

      So much effort to look rediculous. Body Dysmorphic Disorder…

      • Dick

        You spelled ridiculous wrong you stupid mother fucker

        • IKnowFunny

          That escalated quickly.

          • ChristonACracker

            Lol!!! Dick seems to be an asshole. And you know what they say about dicks and assholes…

  • Carl

    I wish I could do to them what I did too my sisters barbies and pop there heads off

    • Spelling Nazi


    • other spelling nazi


    • Other nazi guy


      • Nazi

        Unless you have two sisters

        • The_Dood

          Then it would be sisters' actually…

          • Nazi


    • greg


    • Hugh J. Haus

      I wish I could do them what I still do to your sister.

  • DC124


  • LucyLoo

    There are no comments posted yet. Be the first one!

    Probably because there is nothing to say! Eish!

    • LucyLoo

      I stand corrected… lol

      • xjrich

        god damn lucyloo. i wanna come more of u

        • winfields

          I'm surprised that she hasn't posted her phone number after a winning comment like that!

          • LucyLoo

            that was mean… =/

            • winfields

              I thought it was appropriate based on his lack of capitalization, grammar, and the fact that whatever he said pretty much made zero sense. Doesn't take anything away from you if that's what you are getting at. 😉

              • LucyLoo

                The sarcasm went over my head on that one!! lol I thought you were making fun of my comment! I clearly need more coffee today…

                • winfields

                  Hey not a problem! I don't troll good comments, just the bad ones.

    • invalidusername

      Eish? You from SA?

      • LucyLoo

        nope Toronto… I just write "eish" because that's what I would say if I saw one of them!

        • Levian

          We definitely need an official, or hell even an unofficial chive meetup in Toronto

  • fucked

    #13 Do snakes eat bugs?

    • 29er

      Little do you know, they ate the snakes as demons flew out of their eyes.

    • fucked

      sorry guys this was a really shitty comment.

    • Yuppp

      I think it was more of a fucked comment.

  • Wesley

    kill it with fire!!!!

  • Vinnic81

    Scary, scary, scaaarrryyy!

  • Buckethead

    i'd give em the hammer but they're definitely scary.

  • Shea

    She who shall not be named #4 left

  • givethedjabj

    They need soap and a couple of heavy duty flannels!!!!

  • MikeBedlam

    $80 for a "joint spirituality lecture"?! That's pretty cheap. What escort service do I dial?

  • CowboyChiver

    #1 Yup Chive, still fuckin creepy…

  • TommyB

    Really?! Why?!!!!

  • whyme1973

    #5 #9 Creepy looking…that said…I'd hit them both…hard.

    • ogiman

      with a bat

      • Hara

        with my truck

    • sfb101

      No use, you'll bounce right off the plastic.

    • EJoplin

      I'm hoping with a 2×4

  • Profish00

    Is this real?

  • @mikeydangerous

    I don't want to live on this planet anymore…

    • AnotherMike

      I think you mean "I don't want *them* to live on this planet anymore" 😉

    • joeybastardo

      Then strap a rocket to your ass and get the fuck off my planet you waste of fucking carbon.

  • Old Maid

    Meh, still would.

  • flowerpower

    "oh hey you look like shit…so do i…..lets be friends".

  • LeO

    I sense a disturbance in my pants

  • Gunner

    From the neck down they have banging bodies. Nothing a paper bag wouldn't cure.

  • Timmy

    Call me Ken Doll (with junk) I'd have them praising Fischer Price. They can play with my Malibu anytime

    • peanut3603

      That was an awful comment.

      • Dick trickle

        The art of "Douchebaggery" at its finest

    • ChristonACracker

      Awful… simply awful

  • ari

    and they also share the same future lower back problems

  • spike

    i am so freaked out right now.

  • seanster77

    Well of course all guys would, but I can't even JO to that anime stuff.

    • Daniella

      Hentai is actually pretty awesome but these "human dolls" aren't even comparable to that. To me, they hardly look anime.

      • UhHuh

        Hentai = Not Awesome

    • ChristonACracker

      try again…

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