It’s the hope of seeing beautiful moments like these that gets me out of bed in the morning (36 Photos)

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  • MonkeyMadness

    #8 This has been proven false. The internet has let me down once again 😦

    • The Occupant

      I had a feeling as such.

    • KxQ

      And if it was real it would look nothing like that.

    • Kevin

      The alignment did happen. It just didn't look that cool. http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/20

    • Billy2hats

      my girlfriend just asked if earth was one of the planets. I dont even know what to say.

      • ratedgg13

        She had better be hot as all hell…

        • Urethra Franklin

          Looks will eventually wear off, but dumb….lasts forever

        • Verbal_Kint

          And love anal.

          • MonkeyMadness

            I lol'd

    • sdarby2000

      You just made me incredibly sad.

    • chivester

      I'm more freaked out by the fact the pyramids appear to be in the midst of a snow storm in this pic

      • pimpampett

        not everything that is white is indeed snow, you have many sorts of white, salt white, cocaine white and ofcourse limestone white.

  • RealZoo

    #24…Couldn't stop watching this.

    • MMMMAHHHAAA

      Her name is Alexis Knapp. She reminds me of Megan Fox. She is so fucking hot.

      • its_forge

        Megan Fox is Steve Buscemi next to this little tart.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Alexis Knapp is sneaky. I like sneaky.

    • morebeer

      The boob grab + wink combo is a killer

    • Andy

      Where is it from? And yeah, watched it way too long…..and look it's playing again…

      • :-)

        its from Pitch Perfect

    • http://joshweeks.net MojoFilter

      The real problem was that it couldn't stop watching me.

    • Craig K.

      If you like this, check her out in Project X. Aside form being a pretty funny movie, she goes topless in it.

      • MrRedeyes

        Project X was far from funny

        • Methos

          But she was topless.

      • Guest

        it was awesome, screw all the down votes haha I liked that movie.

    • Otter

      Crap. I'm going to have to rent Pitch Perfect now.

  • Aaa

    #34.. nice beards
    #8 what has our world become.. this amazes me.

    • DTAB

      #8 Use google before you post stupid shit.

      • Aaa

        Not really stupid when no matter what context it's said, it's true. My bad for not knowing Alec didn't fact check his photo.

    • Question_Mark_

      #34 classiest wedding ever!

    • Levian

      #34 keep calm and beard on!

  • Mark_Chris_Top5

    #9 A true CHIVER

    • PDiddily420

      Whatcha doin?

      Nothing, just lion around.

    • HUH?

      whatcha thinkin bout? oh you know, lion stuff.

      (sorry, had to be done)

    • max

      moments later the photographer was dead. they only were able to recover his left arm and the memory card from his camera.

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #35 jiggle jiggle jiggle

    • lbuggnutts

      If you watch this gif very carefully, you will be able to see there is a dude doing a flip in the background.

      • Dr_StrangePants

        missed it by that — much

    • Dumber

      He must work out…

    • Jack

      Still not seein' it.

    • joe

      Yes , very nice jiggle

    • dack maddy

      I dont know what you are talking about, I dont see any dude….

    • Jonathan

      If you look closely you see someone doing a backflip. You have to look very hard!!!

    • Hammy Ham

      Her name's Donna Ramirez and if you google her you'll see that I have no idea what I'm talking about…

  • Anonymous

    #28 there [probably aren't a lot of people in this world who can honestly say that they have been felt up by an elephant

    • BOOM!

      Have done it! Cool feeling to know a huge ass animal can have so much control not to smush you.
      PS: they like banana's – my elephant kept robbing the other elephants in the group.

    • Simon

      Close bracket! Close bracket! I'm going to feel uncomfortable all day now knowing that a bracket's opened that hasn't closed yet.

      It does look great though.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #18 My precious!!

  • AlbertaFTW

    #27 Flank left Grandma!

  • obviously

    #25 anybody know the best way to get mayo off a car seat, Subway while driving turned out to cause a bigger mess than expected

    • Bob

      Semen

    • Cerv

      Try soaking a rag with Simple Green, Purple Power, or any number of widely available all-purpose cleaner and wipe the stain. Should work like a charm.

    • 29er

      Your improper use of grammar had me reading this statement 5 times before I figured out what you were saying.

    • Courtesy Flush

      Mayo? or a car date gone bad?

  • LarsfromNorway

    #35 I would do a backflip too if I saw that marvelous hinny

    • MonkeyMadness

      That's a dude.

    • ChalupaBatman

      What back flip? That booty is like in your face right out of the gate!

  • tralfaz

    #16 Wrinkly elbow. Would .. not .. bang.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I wouldn't bang that elbow either, but I'd bang the hell out of that tush!

    • AlbertaFTW

      hahaha!

    • Joe

      Hahah yeah that ass is too juicy, wouldn't bang either

    • ratedgg13

      Elbow? What elbow?

    • to elbow guy

      elbow? seriously? i cant even remember the last time i looked at anyone's elbow. look at that ass dude you have something wrong with you if you wouldn't. I'm calling this one…… hes gay and he doesn't know it yet.

  • CTM

    #35 took me about five minutes of staring at it until I realized a guy was doing a flip in it.

    • MonkeyMadness

      It only took me 2 seconds to realize that is a guy standing there watching the guy do a back flip.

    • joe

      me too lol

    • http://twitter.com/julesmarie310 @julesmarie310

      Ha! shows the difference between men and women. I watched it for about 10 minutes trying to figure out what so great about a blurry back flip until I finally saw the booty bounce.

  • Greg

    #34 what a beautiful fucking moment

    • OldSchool Guy

      No that came after, and I doubt it was beautiful

      • TheDutch

        LOL no no no to much beard

    • beered

      Yeah, but that is one ugly woman.

    • Claude

      Doesn't bother me that its too guys. Kinda creepy that one looks to be about 20 years older than the other though.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Now THAT'S sick! lol

      • its_forge

        I think they've been together already for about 20 years however.

    • dac

      whats beautiful about two old gays getting married?

  • sfb101

    #4 #5 Awwwww!
    #25 Awesome prank!

  • jokerz4fun

    #14 True love at its best

    • Just a Guy

      This one gets me every time.

      • Katie

        #30 and this one I just wanted to cry

    • Dan

      Inside every old person is a young person… wonder what the *%$# happened.

  • http://twitter.com/NorCalChiver @NorCalChiver

    if you look real close at #35 there's a guy doing a back flip

    • UncleRoast

      Ha! I totally missed that!

  • gooch

    #35 look at her Burt jiggle when he lands hehe

    • tralfaz

      Burt Jiggle would be a good porn name.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #8
    Which is exactly when that whole ancient aliens thing started.

  • B-to-the-H

    #1 – It's all fun and games until someone's head gets pooped on.

    • karlo

      And I present to you Prince Henrik, husband of the Danish Queen… http://prinsgemalen.tumblr.com/image/16918641474

    • Great Dane

      The man with the parrot on his head is Prince Henrik of Denmark. He is married to Queen Margrethe II. He was in the park to name the two parrots.
      I have met him several times on my workplace (not this park). He is a very pleasant man and talks with everyone. He is often ridiculed in the press and have had a tough time being accepted, because he is not of royal birth and have a funny accent (he is born in France)

  • Hunter

    #31 pure terror

    • Jonny Apps

      Those old rollercoasters were not safe. My sister almost fell out of the seat because the lap bar comes down to my thighs and doesn't come close to helping hold her in and she almost slipped right under the bar. Similar to this poor kid.

      • Dibo

        But that is why they were so fun. You could actually die on them. Pure excitement, unlike today's in which the only thing you have to worry about falling out is something in your pockets.

  • jim thorton

    #28
    I know they most likely beat the crap out of that elephant to get it to do trick for our amusement, but, by the way it was moving it's head around in a joyous manner it actually looked like he was enjoying himself (please note, I have no idea how to tell the sex of an elephant, so I just used assumed he was male)

    • hmm

      you also have no way of knowing how they trained that elephant, so lets just assume that they didn't "beat the crap out of that elephant". It makes me sad 😥

    • Smitty

      The elephant is male if it has a penis and balls.

    • ChristonACracker

      A.) Yes, it is very clear they beat the crap out of the elephant to get him to do that, that is how they do that, they arent dogs

      B.) Easiest way to tell the sex of an elephant… Look for a elephant sized dong

    • jim thorton

      oh right. Huge dong!

  • B-to-the-H

    #7 – Where can I hire this car wash service?

  • humblemonkey42

    #16 Pinky?

    • AlbertaFTW

      I think so

  • Josh

    #25
    It's ok, I'm sure the rest of the people in the restaurant had to look it up in urban dictionary afterward.

    • Hunter

      or youporn…

  • morebeer

    #35 allegedly there is a guy doing a flip?
    So far this is unconfirmed

    • UncleRoast

      Flip? What flip?

    • dudewheresmycar

      yeah i dont see it

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