Meanwhile, in the world I wish I lived in… (30 Photos)

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  • PB&J

    #4 To perfect. Doesn't exsist.

    • ThePatriot

      I had the exact opposite with my ex… she would be playing elder scrolls while I was watching south park… shoulda held onto that girl, she was pretty and smart too 😦

      • PoppaBen

        definitely exists bro…married one…;)

        • Syrin

          Same here. Going on 19 years now too

      • Dead Groucho Marx

        Not that unusual: my wife of 25+ years is perfectly happy to play Skyrim while I watch TV — definitely glad we've stayed together.

        • Thetruth

          You guys forgot to add that your wife's are all fat

          • Frank

            Or, maybe they have happy marriages where their interests compliment each others, they both manage to eat healthy and workout 5 days a week maintaining healthy and attractive bodies despite 40 hour a week desk jobs and children, and they have satisfying sex lives. I know, less likely, but possible. Don't be a dick.

            • Red

              Dream world Frank.

            • Kristen

              Not it, Frank. They're fat.

              • Jack Wagon

                But no one is a fat as you, kristen

              • Troy

                Not my wife. She's 5'7''' , 135 with a pair of DD's. Pretty good for 3 kids and being in her mid 40's. The good news, is with that phuck tard attitude of yours, you will be LUCKY to even score a fatty.

                • Yum Yum Roll

                  I agree with you but no need to brag, jerk.

                  • Late to the Fight

                    Why not brag about that? You're a real jerk-off, calling him a jerk about that…

                    • Jerkinstein

                      Whose the jerk-wad now? Calling that guy a jerk-off for calling that other guy a jerk.

                • mynameis

                  Cool story bro!

                  • Shpledy

                    Bubbles! My bubbles! The bubbles! My bubbles…

                    • neverdonethisbefore

                      I have been with my wife for 11 years and she is a complete gamer. plays wwc and skyrim and minecraft and all sorts of games like that. she is very attractive and i feel im no shlub myself. It is out there if thats what your into. Also my wife makes more then me and we both have no problems with that. KKCO folks.

    • Bob25

      Bought PS3, games, 65" tv, wife watches crap while I play angry birds on my cell phone…

      • fucked

        slightly embarrassing but I applaud your honesty

    • NebraskaGuy

      I disagree. My wife and I play Skyrim together. The idea that this doesn't exist must be based upon your own experiences with women.

      Experiences vary … but for me, my wife is awesome and she's my best friend!

      • Confused Panda

        Skyrim is a one player game…

        • NebraskaGuy

          You don't say????
          Ever consider the fact that maybe we BOTH have our own computers? Playing Skyrim together means we're both playing at the same time.

    • Livin' Legend

      I have a better one. She thinks watching me play video games is more interesting than TV.

      • dkellyb

        Darling? Is that you?

    • Kassie

      I exist and I do that for my husband. but if he's playing mortal kombat I'll play that with him.

    • RAB07

      Sorry to say buddy, they do exist outside the confines of your mother's basement. Been married to one for 3 years now, and about to have a kid (which means we had sex…shocking I know)

      Take a few minutes each day to explore the world outside your front door. You'd be amazed what can happen if you replace the TV/Computer screen with an actual person…just sayin.

    • kyro

      A lot of the games i play my wife likes for the story…like the walking dead game.

      • Shogun 75

        my gf watches "Murder She Wrote", while I play MW3….

        • Troy

          Murder She Wrote? Good god man, did you find her in the nursing home? Even Friends is old now.

    • panduh

      I look at the chive while the man plays elder scrolls, then we switch! We're also bangin hot.

  • chive city 4

    What should i say to my gf to get her first picture up? I was thinking humo day first time

    • fucked

      Tell her every time she submits a picture to the chive she is entering a contest to win a live seal

    • Cab

      Or just take pics yourself and submit them but don't tell her. Problem solved.

    • Kristen

      You should probably get a girlfriend first.

  • jmonster

    I'll take #5 in the flesh for the win

    • Guest

      Its Heidi Klum

      • TpJmmy

        This is actually true. I know it doesn't really look like her in this picture but it is her. Image search for "heidi klum jessica rabbit" and this picture will show up not only once but numerable times.

      • Dapper_Dave

        Whoa….I didn't know she was smuggling midgets like that.

    • http://theChive.com YEMX

      No need to repost this comment you took the words right off my keyboard.

    • dirtysanchez

      Courtney Black ? Her J Rabbit is worth looking up. Well any of her pics.

  • Jen

    #11 butter face!

    • ThunderKCCO

      face? what is this face you speak of?

      • Jen

        haha, obviously i have a vagina or i wouldnt have noticed either.

        • Alberta Dirty

          Prove it hotshot

    • CoolGuy

      Didn't even notice

    • Keither

      Butter boobs!

    • Derp

      What face

    • Epitomizer

      I'd like to butter her titties, if ya know what i mean…

      • Bojo

        Giggity

        • Giggity THIS

          Great post…now hurry up or you'll be late for the Mensa meeting…

      • Oooooh

        Very subtle.

        • Epitomizer

          Its an art form…

  • IGotWorms

    #9 Nothing sounds better!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #8
    Fat girls everywhere are pissed. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • Jesse

      The real question is, how do we get the fat girl to split up again?

      • Jack Wagon

        This totally answers the multipul personality questions…

  • tralfaz

    #11 Fuck the Police.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I would!

    • Notknowing

      Gladly =)

  • Chong

    #17 super sexy

    • wrenegade

      Find her!

    • jai

      We need MOAR!!!

    • mynameis

      Would tongue jack her fart hole

      • Who cares

        I think: tongue punch her fart pouch is a bit better.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #27
    Don't we wish…

    • DannoTheManno88

      Every single day of my life

    • Telephone Man

      I'm not really sure what's going on here, but I'd like to see more.

    • ...

      you wish your wife would leave you for a woman??

    • fish

      Actually, in real life not so hot. Had it happen to a friend of mine. NOT sexy at all. A kid was involved and ended up being very tragic… The ex-wife is, now, still living with her girlfriend.

  • jasonB

    #4
    How about she shuts your video game off and takes you to bed.

    • Frankie

      Better wait for a checkpoint to be reached….. THEN shut off and sex

    • TheBAMFinater

      Gives you a beej while playing.

      • Sparknotes

        Got one of those once, so I married her. Five years and 0 BJ's later, jokes on me.

      • Dave

        and thats why I married her!!

    • CanadianChivette

      That only lasts for so long. My fiancé is much more interested in his games than he is in coming to bed with me anymore!

      • ...

        did you get fat? cause if not I'll be right over… actually at this point I'll take what I can get

    • Troy

      Who IS this girl. She's beautiful

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #17 #21 #30
    Any of these worlds will be fine, thank you.

  • khalid

    #27 every man's dream

    • Troy

      Until your wife announces she's joined the carpet munching club permanently, no sausages allowed.

    • Fuman Zybar

      Sorry to hear you can't keep your wife happy. Enjoy the show from the sidelines…

    • Sick350Z

      If they wanted to involve you, they wouldn't have done it while you were at work. Be careful what you wish for

  • JESSE

    Anyone else think the Kroll show is going to suck?

    • ChodeLauncher

      I'm already sick of seeing the commercials. I can't hit mute fast enough when they come on.

      • donalbaine

        I understand the need for ads, and don't mind sitting through them before a video, but for the love of god please make that twat go away.

  • Jesse

    #21 Ridiculously perfect.

    • Brian

      Jailbait. Not that I'd complain. Totally worth it.

    • FireSnakes

      I'm not that easily impressed by legs, but damn…

    • Ben

      It may interest you fellows that she is a junior in high school. I went to school with her. Have a nice day.

  • epic ass is epic

    #17 yep

  • Phil

    #9 Just what America needs…

    • Seabass

      'Merica

      • District

        I think this ones actually in Canadia boys

    • dollybakerton

      this is is Ottawa 🙂

  • DOVA

    #27 I hate it when that never happens to me

  • MDB

    #19 Gay Hamburger – so fucking confused

    • spike

      You can eat it. Doesn't make you gay. sort of like playing with your own penis doesn't make you gay. Not that there is anything wrong with being gay.

      • Derv

        Dude, I accidentally thumbed you down. I just want you to know I'm really sorry. – Chive On

        • spike

          KCCO! My ego can take it.

      • justin

        you'll want to sing show tunes after eating it though.

      • Rainbowsarenotgay.

        Saying "penis" is gay… Wait a second, what just happened here…

    • r00s7a

      You don't really eat it, just put it in your mouth a suck on it. …not that there is anything wrong with that.

      • ThatDude

        Pretty patties! (anyone get that…?)

  • Boss hawg outlaw

    #5 is a dream come true I never thought that a girl like Jessica rabbit was out there

    • Not a Heidi Clum Fan

      She's not. This is Heidi Clum hiding under make-up and an airbrush…

  • dagleja3

    #14 – That is one lucky guy!!

    • derp

      -1 man point for cutesy contact name
      -1 man point for all caps contact name
      -1 man point using exclamation point in contact name
      -1 man point for using more than one exclamation point in contact name
      -1 man point for using heart emoji in contact name
      + 4 man point for dem tittays

      Net negative. Man card revoked.

      • Syrin

        So the guy's wife lost her man card….

      • Not Demosthenes

        Any points regarding contact name are rendered moot by #14… Dem titties!
        Plus, apply all negative points to yourself for worrying about a contact name, when there's #14, DEM TITTIES!

    • beerman

      Odd, why is there another mans hand in that photo?

      • Huell

        Pretty sure that's her hand. Her arm is holding up the breastessessessess.

      • Jester

        She could be using, I don't know…her left hand pull her shirt back and her right hand to take the photo.

  • oo0o00ooo0o

    #5 I was her for Halloween! It's Jessica, Miss Rabbit if you're nasty. 😉

    • Kristen

      No way you could pull that off, whore.

    • Notknowing

      Please share a photo of you in your costume.

    • Del

      pictures or it didnt happen….

      • oo0o00ooo0o
        • Abusement_Park

          Success.

        • l00p

          Your like the £1 shop version though.

  • LeO

    #24
    Bagels bitch

    • Livin' Legend

      With my signature ingredient. Chili P.

    • Bojo

      But this bread… It's… Blue!?

  • Alvin

    #30

    SO HOT! PLEASE FIND HER!!!!

    • JBB

      Amen. Absolutely adorable.

    • KMP

      I could be wrong but that looks like Kristen Bell.

  • I Eats Bacon

    #16 #17 looks like she'd take it up the bum for me

    • whyme1973

      With enough chloroform, anything is possible.

  • CoolGuy

    #11
    Whatever you want to do to me…

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