Anna Kendrick is using the twitter machine hilariously (30 Photos)

You may know the incredibly cute Anna Kendrick from critically acclaimed films like Up in the Air and most recently Pitch Perfect. What you may not know is she has an absurdly hilarious twitter account that I spent the better half of a day creeping through. If you're in to beautiful girls that have a sense of humor and sarcasm, follow Anna Kendrick here.

Follow Anna Kendrick here.

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  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    I don't know this person, but I dig her personality, not to mention cute demeanor. Good call/creeping, Mac

    And #9 is the GD truth

    • TheVanityScore

      she was in a movie called What to expect when your expecting. Her part in the movie was a bit sad. but she is still fun to look at.

    • Hank442

      I`m in love even though I`ve never met her. (insert Ta`o joke here)

      • French Montana

        Te'o, but still well done lol! How does this not have up votes?

  • Truth

    Some day I'll marry her. Now how do I tell the wife…….

    • FunKiller

      I was just thinking the same thing….except I'll be the one marrying her, Truth……sorry.

      • tv_paul

        And by marrying you mean you have a van with blacked out windows and the words "Free Puppies & Candy" written on the side right?

        • FunKiller

          That's the one! Btw, thanks for the great deal on it, it's been running like a dream.

          • tv_paul

            I know, It was only used by a little old lady on weekends to distribute Crystal Meth.

            • Wildcat

              Your repartee is weak.

              • MylesofStyles

                Your numerous displays of rapier sharp wit and complex humor allow you to be the judge, Wildcat…Just fucking with you. You're a douche-nozzle.

                • tv_paul

                  I gave you a thumbs up just for using the word douche-nozzle so elegantly.

  • bob_the_cook

    She's pretty much awesome

  • sfb101

    #4 1st world problem…
    #6 Girls, please take note.

  • Darrell

    Can we officially induct her as an Honorary Chivette?

    • Wim

      Absolutely; on condition she's caught rocking KCCO somewhere somehow

  • https://vimeo.com/3hp 3hp

    #3 It's also inappropriate to fap watching "Perfect Pitch" but I do it.

    • tv_paul

      No, Schindler List ….maybe.

      • Darrell

        Beginner mode.

    • lucid_eye

      *"Pitch perfect"

    • Buttercup_Dagger

      acca-awkward!

  • TheBAMFinater

    Almost makes we want to get Twitter…Almost.

    • roads

      i have seen you make this comment just about every time a twitter account is featured on thechive. make a decision. how many "almosts" add up to you wanting to "get Twitter"?

      • TheBAMFinater

        Never, besides if the Chive keeps posting the best ones here I wont have to sift through the crap.

        • Epitomizer

          Preach

    • randomperson32

      Yay, I am too cool to get twitter for news and humor but I will make a Chive account and comment on it 🙂

  • tv_paul

    #16 I think I just fell in love with someone I know I can never have ( or even meet in person) damn stalking laws!

  • sLO

    She was awesome on 50-50.

    • Garret

      Agreed, very underrated movie.

  • RooFeeOOO

    I think I'm in love

  • maltydoggy

    MOAR, please

  • Takingbackcider

    #24 Make your own?

    • FunKiller

      I'd be more than happy to help out!!

      • tv_paul

        Do you mean with her porn or spreading syphilis?

  • marketting

    Funny how her interests align perfectly with her fan demographic of nerdy male between 18-36

  • txbncntr

    I love this woman….

  • Dawgzilla

    Portland Maine's finest export

  • Boat

    That's some funny shit. The fact that she's cute is just the icing on the cake.

    • billy krank

      No, the funny is the icing. But, nevermind, if you pick funny first.

  • Macro

    Her attitude is the definition of "wife material".

  • Hunter

    #17 totally got paranoid after watching that movie too

  • Rusty Shackleford

    girl with a sense of humor beats a lingere model any day.
    upside of the story, this girl could be both.

  • dog

    She's not funny. Couldn't even make through the entire post. Trying way to hard to be funny.

    • jim thorton

      do you not get jokes or something?

    • Trudat

      You're the guy on the internet dating site that describes himself as "hilarious… everyone says i'm the funniest guy they know", but when you walk around the office, everyone's like "fuck, here comes fucking Ron again."

      • LooseyMcGoose

        Well played Trudat… Well played.

    • quickr

      couldn't agree more… still waiting for the funny part….

  • tv_paul

    I think the way to approach her is either A) Tell her you loved her in "Juno" or B) from behind with chloroform.

    • FunKiller

      Chloroform has always been my go to.

  • seanster77

    #9
    Anna, "Walk of Shame" is a phrase a couple of guy co-workers and I coined a few years ago. It was how we should of felt after we did a walk around the Houston Galleria after eating lunch, and ogling at all the fine young girls. Funny, I only felt horny though. I guess I am a little shameless.

    • TheySeeMeChivin

      "Walk of Shame" is definitely not something that you coined. And it has nothing to do with you and your co-workers walking around the Houston Galleria.

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    Annnnd the perfect woman has been found.

  • Arrrrrrrrrrg

    is this the "friend" in Twilight? She is now back in the good column.

    • TheySeeMeChivin

      Yea, she is. She was the only part of the movie worth seeing

  • mikey

    please don't make this girl the next chive fad….. she's not funny, and is a 5.

    • Awesome

      Disagree on every point, Mikey

    • Tim

      yeah i also disagree her voice alone gives her a 9

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