No one man should have all that awesome (33 Photos)

  • AB

    #3 Michael Cane is a boss

    • Epitomizer

      Mastered the craft he did.

    • CallMeMaybe

      My Cocain (say it out loud)

      • Turrebo

        Ok. Now what?

    • stephen

      When I was a young man I was in Burma…

    • Moop

      Nah, he's way over-rated.

    • GrofDeLord

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    • ChristophersonofGray

      Sir Michael Caine is also boss.

  • Brian


    Lifetime membership in Club Awesome for these guys.

    • Jesus Christ

      Free pass to heaven.

    • Jen

      they attended my grandfather's funeral at Arlington Cemetery. cool shit.

      • Garret

        Arlington is not to far from me, are you a long Islander?

        • Jen

          no. i was referring to Arlington, VA. 🙂

    • Logs

      Fred Phelps is definitely in the top 5 for worst people in America

  • tbjacobs

    #2 Fuck Westboro.

    • Jesus Christ

      Even I don't like them and I love everyone. Banished to the deepest pits of hell!

      • TheVanityScore

        Hell ya you fuckin tell em Jesus! Fuck Westboro up their stupid asses!

  • mdubs

    #31 Someone is about to have a very bad day.

    • Fade

      sniper on the left,
      that appartus iis the size of a damn BLENDER

    • lat297

      Looks like SAS. Closest you'll ever see them in the wild.

    • Jen

      i dont care what they look like, i still want to fuck them.

    • P90

      Elite snipers from three different countries, the one in the middle is British.

      • lat297

        How do you know that? Do you bunk with them???? 😉

      • hgxhsh

        Left one is french. Atleast hes holding fr f2 which is french but you'll never know..

  • echogeo

    Winter is coming and so are the white walkers.

    • trotterman

      Hahaha. So ready for this season.

    • @julesmarie310

      this dude is no joke.

    • saltytrey

      Grandfather Frost!

  • HoustonCHIVES


  • Jesus Christ

    #9 Great movie, especially Selma Hayek's cellphone holder. #26 Excuse me while I ride this fucking shark. #29 Balls hard, cash money.

    • Dennis

      It was Eva Mendes, not Selma Hayek

      • Jesus Christ

        Noted, either way still a great cellphone holder.

        • Hrdwood

          Jesus, Jesus… I thought you were omnipotent and knew everything. I'm losing my faith in you…

          • Jesus Christ

            Just like most people, I tend to forget things when I'm stoned… It sure is fun being able to grow the best of the sticky icky. Huge plus of ruling the world is modifying things to your will. ^_^ California ain't got shit on me.

      • ANON

        Mayra Leal if we are gonna be accurate. Still a great cell phone holder

    • Andreas

      I have that photo signed and autographed by Danny Trejo. He was awesome!

  • Daring Panda

    #26 new trend, Extreme Swimming

  • Truth

    #22 Kanye, no one cares how educated you are… you're a douchebag, and that's why we hate you.

    • Redf

      Truer words were never spoken

      • Redf

        Kanye could use a big, tall glass of SHUTTHEFU-CKUP followed by a big, steaming rod of humble COCK

        • 01110100

          I am proud that most of the chivers think Kayne is as big of a low life piece of shit as I do.

          • 01110100

            PS Alec you suck for putting him in this.

            • Epitomizer

              Alec, -34 Points Bro.

    • holyshit

      That and he has a thing for fish sticks!!

      • CanadaChivette

        LOL you gay fish!!!

        • Garret

          Ha! That 's the first thing I thought of.

    • TheBAMFinater

      Well that about covers this topic.

    • Peerless

      Kanye, Go suck a bag of dicks…

    • yuck

      that whole quote is not relevant to music

    • Rusty Shackleford

      Captain Douche makes the list, but Bruce Campbel doesnt? your list is bad! almost as bad as Captain Douche.

      • Anonymous

        i agree with all of you. but him being a giant jackass sells to some consumers. this quote is just him saying "i know I'm and asshole, but I'm a richer one because of it" and you can't argue with his results.

    • ToeKnee

      Its funny how civilization always tend to hate on genius thought and action. People either hate on genius or they outright ignore it. Two prime examples, DALI and Van Gogh. One was hated for being cocky and the other ignored til death. People talk shit cause that's all they can do. Kanye West, a poet, will be in your kids history book. You in the other hand, will have a comment that people don't give a shit about. Embrace the genius and become empathetic. Stope hatin haters. Get a life and live it. Or keep trolling. Whatevs.

      • RobTalk

        i agree with you sir.

      • greg

        People talk shit because they don't like him. Because he's a douche who makes decent music at best.

      • brady

        You're comparing him with Dali and Van Gogh? You have a very different definition then I of what talent actually is. He is a no talent ass-clown that can somehow take a perfectly good song from someone with real talent and turn it into worthless garbage….or maybe I'm the asshole?

    • GXXXR1000

      Now that this douche has impregnated the uber she douche Kim k.; does that mean we have some sort of gaylord omen anti-christ world -ending douche offspring on the way?

  • BGrimsleyII

    #22 Just because you think you're smart doesn't mean you're not a douche.

    • Truth

      Great minds think alike… and ours too.

    • HUH?

      "trying to be a hero and make a difference didnt work for me" yeah, thats because real heros dont quit trying to make a difference, and real heros dont talk about being a hero.

    • yoyo

      Just because he THINKS he's smart doesn't mean he really is smart.

      • Thom

        the quality of the product that he puts out is how we know he's smart. He's done more for the genre than anyone since Chris Wallace. The man seems like an ass, but he gets tons of attention that way. Hate him all you want, but he's still great, and still a genius

        • MylesofStyles

          When I read that you consider him a genius, I honestly felt a tinge of sorrow for you even though I've never met you…Then I thought to myself, "Motherfucker MUST be trollin'", and laughed. Well played Thom.

    • Red

      And his music sucks too.

    • Boborou

      Agreed, his a pile of douche

  • OrgazoidHD


    Rednecks protecting a funeral from other rednecks

    • nuff said

      fuck you asshole!!! These guys busted their ass protecting our country.

    • Jesus Christ

      I fail to see how a group of motorcyclists who honor troops, police, and firemen are a bunch of rednecks.

    • KeepinCalm

      What you meant to say was "Patriots protecting a funeral from crazed zealots"

      • Fade

        which is synonymous with Westboro Baptist

    • jamie

      Go fuck yourself !!! Even if you don't support the war, you can support the fallen who keep you safe and free. You dickless FUCKTARD !!

    • MylesofStyles

      OrgazoidHD is trolling to break the record for negative rating. I don't if anyone comes close to -117, so in his eyes, he's winning. Just saYing (because he's asian for sure).

    • TheChris

      protecting the funeral from blacks, hispanics, jews, the retarded and disabled, asians, middle easterns, eskimos, little boys who wear makeup, dubstep, native americans, indians, mole people, crab people, Obama, gay fish, homer sexuals, cats, europeans, penis's larger than 4 inches, guys with long hair, kwanza, nickelodeon, team sports, v necks, beautiful women, good weather, good movies, and voodoo women name phillis

      • Anonymous

        chris…… what?

    • Shane

      Fuck you, motherfucker. These men have done more for our country in a day than you will do in your entire fucked up life. You are such an asshole for making a statement like that. I'm in the military and have friends who have given their life for this country. These men serve those that have given their all. Much respect for them.

  • StarboardEngine

    Before: hot
    After: still hot

    • dieseldoc25

      Totally agree! Even hotter for being an awesome person!

    • @TheGreenMalice

      Couldn't agree more.

    • Hannah Cason

      its so weird seeing my picture on here!
      But thanks for the support/compliments! 🙂

      • zgl

        troll or true? if true, well done and kudos,

        • vancouverislandgirl

          You can see the name tag on the girl in the picture says Arlene, so either Hannah Cason is full of shit or Arlene for some reason goes by Hannah.

          • Casonsensation

            my name is Hannah Cason, and the name over my heart (Arlene) is someone close to me that was taken by cancer. so yeahh.. my shirt was signed my various people who put the names of cancer victims, fighters, and survivors. i shaved my head because a teacher at my high school has two children under the age of three that have cancer, and i got sponsors for the fundraiser.

            if you still think im full of shit look me up on facebook.

  • jmonster

    #33 if that thigh-tat with the hearts is real then that's a hottie for sure. No need to see the face.

    • Swampjack

      I certainly wouldn't complain if we got moar though

    • Handjob Murphy

      Speak friend, and enter.


      • Skermitt

        God dammit! That's what I was going to say!

      • Tom Garris

        darn you, I was going to say that. Nerds for life!

    • jmonster

      I think Chive needs to have a whole post on garter tattoos. Something about these types of tats on a girl that is so incredibly sexy to me:

    • Jayjo

      Mellon! May i enter please?

    • Olive

      It is real! That's my tattoo. The artist was Spider at Five Star Tattoo in Battleground, WA. He's very talented.

      • KyleGamgee

        They're both really great. ❤

        • Andy Valentine

          I have the same three hearts on my wrist (and Pacman on the opposite one), not that anyone cares because I'm a guy

    • ckret

      I'm not a tattoo guy, but those are both awesome and I must admit crazy sexy… first time I've ever thought that. Cheers KCCO

  • LarsfromNorway

    #5 amazing!!

    • echogeo

      Talk about your "Paying it Forward!"

    • bonedome

      Victoria BC SPCA

  • Sad Man

    #11 well she was hot…

    • a-nom

      and yet still out of your league little boy…

    • Rahm Emanuel

      you are retarded…she is hot!!! Now get back to fry machine the dinner rush is about to come in idiot…

    • Hannah Cason

      well good thing i didn't shave my head to please you. lmfao. but Thanks!

  • I_am_golf_c0m

    #22 A lot more people do this then you would think, but what they dont get is if none of them did it, it would change "modern pop culture"

  • tv_paul

    #8 We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and… Omega Mu

    • NebraskaGuy

      Lol that was an awesome movie!

    • KxQ

      This will end up on "so you got wasted"

    • Epitomizer

      I approve of this comment. Classic.

    • a-nom


  • Jerky

    Wait. This post is about awesome people? There sure are a lot of douchebags sprinkled in with it. Or maybe it was just Kanye #22 that ruined it for me. Fuck Kanye. Oh, and The Hook is THE MAN! #18

    • Jerkinstein

      John Lee Hooker could quite possibly be the coolest man to walk the planet.

  • thrannix

    #33 Mellon.

  • Twaun007

    #33 is awesome!

    • gbw

      speak friend and enter

      • ChristophersonofGray

        "What is the Elvish word for "friend"?"

  • CanadaChivette

    #2 I really want to punch all of those westboro adults in the face. GRR! teaching little ones to hate. so sad.

    • Redf

      Don't worry– they'll get theirs… I know what you mean though- I would feel just so great seeing a bunch of bikers just whipping the crap out of them– They picketed Sandy Hook for christsakes

      -Canadian NB Chiver

  • Jake

    #3 My cocaine

    • justin

      dammit, beat me to it.

  • tv_paul

    #13 What is …I banged your mother Trebek, what are you going to do about it.

  • thechivingpickle

    #33 sexiest legs I have ever seen

  • Dennis


    SOME people rely on being socially relevant and making amazing music to keep a career going. You say douche bag shit to keep your name in the papers. That makes you more of a douche bag than if you were just being a douche bag… you're a douche bag poser… you aspire to BE a douche bag. You sir… are a gay fish

    • Epitomizer

      I totally forgot about the "gay fish". Those guys hit the social nail on the head every time. Thank you Dennis.

    • curmudgeon

      yeah, a fish hooked on his own ego and lack of talent.

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