Daily Morning Awesomeness (45 Photos)

  • EDUB


    • Tim Berland


      • Bob25

        so #24

    • rastajohnson

      FUCK YOU!!!!

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #24 Stupid arm is in the way

    • Nico


      There's a link to the whole picture album. Chive on!

      (P.S. it's very NSFW)

      • NicoFan

        You sir are a scholar and a gentleman

      • It'sATrap!

        <waits for boss to leave the room>
        Yep, NSFW!

      • ljhh

        I'd buy you several beers for that– Many thanks my Chivorian brother

      • Sammy Hey Gar

        Hot bujeesus!

      • Bob25

        Awesome. This girls need to be in a movie…..

      • svp

        a million thumbs up for you good sir

    • TuggyMcRuboneOut


    • BSS

      I 'm going to walk around all day thinking of this picture with a shit eating grin on my face. My co-workers are going to think I'm about to go postal.

    • Guest

      More of 24!…………………please!

    • 29er

      Awesome tattoos!

  • Becks

    Bahahahah #6!!! I could not stop laughing!

  • MattKL

    Sorry #30, looks like #31 was a step ahead of you. He fucking loves cocaine.

    • coop

      Ah you got to it before i could…30 before shot of the same guy… 31 after shot! Keep the drugs away from our nations youth and keep it in the hands of responsible partying adults!!!

  • The Bandit

    #24…I like where this is going
    #16…too late for hump DAR

  • http://thechive.com/ BobbaFett


    • Bob25


  • Tiber_Septim

    #33 begging to be shopped

    • MattKL

      Nah, the stupidity is perfect just the way it is.

      • lat297

        I think he might be thinking about something naughty, not stupid…

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I suspect it already has been….

    • Smitty

      That's right, get on it internet.

  • http://twitter.com/BillyWessels @BillyWessels

    #39 Thumby Boo-Boo

    • Tonmi

      The thumb looks like Kyle Gass.

  • TrojanMan

    A couple days late with this gem. Nice try though.

  • Juan Pelote


  • Mr_Eff

    #24 Who is the girl with the Star Wars tattoos? The internet must know. For science.

    • mrli

      Kemper Suicide (Thanks Google Image)

      • cyclop


    • Jonathan

      Kemper Suicide. You're welcome!

    • FunKiller
      • DannoTheManno88


      • svp

        I LOVE YOU

    • Bob25

      #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24 #24

    • Batboy21

      FIND FIND FIND FIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • g3nXsLack3r

    It's Sacrilicious!

    • 29er

      Gouda thing to have in case water turns to wine.

    • Bob25

      Used for comunion. Would you like cheese bread?

  • joshua

    Doesn't matter had sex….

    • Smitty

      The one on the left probably cleans up nice.

  • gunnerx

    #1 Looks Legit

    • G_Had

      Tom Cruise really let himself go since the divorce…

  • That dude

    well good morning #24

    • Gav

      love the starwars fan!

  • Ed______

    #24 Epic….

  • No Quarter Given

    #44 Gym employee? What does he do, pose for the "Before" posters?

    • Child Please

      And on that day no laughs were given

    • jeff

      he goes around and falls on the candy bar grenades so others wont be tempted!

  • Jose_Ariel

    #4 "It's Bart's moon party from outer-space/With R2D2 playing the bass…"

  • betamaxbandit

    #26 Where we're going, we don't need roads.

    • Daisey

      But does it hit 88 mph?

      • MattKL

        It hits 76.469 knots and change.

    • ChivetoSurvive

      Nice, right down the street from my place! This guy cruised the Delorean in McCovey cove during a Giants game this past season. He hit the rocks though and started sinking eventually the fist time he tried it. Pretty hilarious, but thing is pure badasss

  • Skyr3dd

    Gothics …! Tons of accessories and make up to hide an otherwise ordinary face or appearance.
    With them it's Halloween all year long, if you look on the "bright" side of things !

  • LIJay

    #44 That dude looks pretty uncomfortable to be standing next to a hot chick. Let me guess…he did spin class?

  • bdtrngl

    #35 $18.97? I'll take two.

  • IbleedRedWhite&Blue

    #45 Also epic.

    • weaksauce

      its really too bad Nick decided to join an Anti Gun PSA. His character is more american that he is.

  • unknown

    party pooper

    • Chris

      Not at all, these guys are the true protectors.

      Well done guys and thank you for protecting 'Merica from itself.

      • 0331

        Yes, Thank you!

      • Eric

        Protecting "Merica from itself? Yeah just like the NRA. Give me a break and spell the country you seem to care about so much correctly.

        • yoyo

          Everybody is so mad at this guy and I dont understand why, he's seriously just doing what he's told.

          Anyway, all the military does is give it back to the government from which the cocaine was from and they in turn sell it back to the drug cartels. This exact shipment of cocaine will continually be attempted to be smuggled until it gets into the US so don't worry party people! Your shit is coming!!

      • natalee

        yes! thank you and great job!!!

    • l00p

      I agree, fucking narc twats. Hope you die in an aids fire you fucking helmet

      • Garret

        Next time your vessel is taking on water or otherwise disabled call your drug dealer. Asshat!

        • ljhh

          Jesus man why don't you have another line

          • Garret

            Why, do you think it would calm me down?

    • Dutchie

      Protect youth from drugs… in the meantime, here's another "sooo you got wasted" post.

    • Stu

      The war on drugs is an abject failure. Kids don't do coke anyway. Self righteous prick.

      • natalee

        youre stupid if you actually think kids dont do coke. moron.

    • Pretty Smile

      Meanwhile 10x that amount made it through. War on Drugs is fookin stupid.

      • StevieB

        10x would be conservative. And what, there's a bunch of users who called up their dealers, who went "Sorry, my stuff got intercepted" and they went "oh" and spent the weekend going on picnics and volunteering at the soup kitchen? I wouldn't call that guy in the pic any derogatory terms, but I would describe him as "deluded"

        • StevieB

          You might as well try to get rid of alcohol by burning down a pub.

          • MissVega84

            sure is sad how many Proud Drug Addicts we have here -___-

            • yoyo

              Well hello there miss vega 🙂 ….I'm not an addict if I only do it every once in a while when I want to party like a fucking beast! Vegas and Coke go together like Mario and Luigi.

              • Jimmy C

                Come on, who downvoted this? Comment was hilarious and a perfect analogy.

    • BoneCone

      The bags say Azucar…it's sugar not coke

    • poopsy the clown

      fuck him and the war on drugs.

      • natalee

        fuck you and your coke addicted ass

  • http://twitter.com/RobChurch916 @RobChurch916

    I have a distinct feeling that #33 may sound better that way.

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