Daily Morning Awesomeness (45 Photos)

  • Jessica

    #21 Heaven!

  • T_RZA_10

    #24 WTF??? This would cause a riot at ComiCon

  • Want300

    #16 is on YouTube: "Coco Humps Tigger"

  • chron247

    #30 After looking at the pic and reading the description, at first I didn't realize that this guy was wearing a mask! I was like, "DAMN, did this guy dive into that blow face first! Looks like a scene out of Scarface!

  • Anon

    #24 Kemper SG

    Your welcome.

  • Twaun007

    #24 The Force is strong with this pic

  • james

    #44, Do You Even Lift?!

    • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane

      I just joined lol I do look fat in this picture… haha oops. I am 140 and proud to say that. lol But I am trying to loose 20 ish lbs to feel better not look better. Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

      • A SamanthaJane Fan!

        I think James is picking on your new friend… You, on the other hand, are hot! You don't look fat in this picture, but best of luck if you insist on losing weight!

  • Nick

    #30 Nice try Charlie sheen.

  • StevieB

    #7 Good luck not dropping the whole thing and being the saddest kid on the planet for the rest of the day

  • jai

    #18 smart kid

  • RatedR401

    #30 – you can just deliver that to my house….. for research.

  • Richard Drippy


  • chive_mind


  • Carter2

    #37 – All I can think is that poor fucking chair.

  • tim

    #30 Douchebag. Prohibition doesn't keep drugs off the street and it increases violence. Quit feeling so proud of yourself. You aren't helping.

    • natalee

      awww. how stupid can you be…. smh. bless your heart.

  • freddy boy

    #6 You ever notice that one single shred of evidence has surfaced about Mr. Rogers that he was into coke or molested children or lied about using performance enhancing drugs. Just one hell of a nice man.

    • LudditeGrammarPoPo

      …notice that NOT one single shred… …drugs? TFTFY.

  • Shlamozzle


    I dont care if he is a Chiver fuck that guy….My bachelor party is ruined now…..

  • PankyHams

    #30 YOU SUCK!!

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #24 The chive know America well, that this will be fine, but a nipple is right out. God bless us, some of the best but also some of the craziest people on Earth. I'm not a big fan of tattoos by the way but I'd make an exception for the red headed star wars fan

  • SomeDude

    Thank you for your service! #30

  • Brett

    An absolute waste of our tax dollars. Fucking jerk.

  • Leigh

    #43 a…wwe… ๐Ÿ˜‰ so cute!

  • Jonathan

    I go to the Chive everyday, but I do not understand this culture that has developed of giving away stuff to others. I guess I am just not charitable by nature. From my grumpy old man point of view, it seems pretentious, especially if you brag about it to everyone by sending a picture to the Chive.

    • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane

      I am not bragging about anything, I am simply excited that I was able to find another chiver and give him something….. I was thinking my good deed would put a seed in others minds to do something nice for others… Because I do at least one kind deed a day, so maybe you need a little more compassion in your life. Try paying for someones coffee in line, or opening a door if you dont want to "give" something away. Or simply giving someone a compliment… I just like making others smile and I try to make their day a little brighter. You should try it. -Samanthajane

      • Jonathan

        Fair enough. I am from the South, so I hold open doors for others every day and say yes ma'am and yes sir, please and thank you. I walk between the street and a female I am accompanying when on the sidewalk. I am friendly with the cashier when checking out. All of these things are just common courtesy that you are taught from day one in the South. But I have no desire to go out of my way to pay for others when I already pay significantly for others at gunpoint thanks to taxes and our redistribution of wealth system. I give plenty. I should send my tax return into the chive as proof of a random act of kindness

        • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane

          Well then you aren't a grumpy old man after all. I actually bought an extra chive shirt for my brother, but then he ended up buying his own, then I was going to give it to my guy friend, but he also bought some the same day, so instead of being a tool and putting it on ebay and getting an overpriced pay out, I just kept it in my car. I moved from Wisconsin to Washington and forgot all about it, and then when I got a "Chive on" and I asked if he had any shirts and how often he goes on, so I felt like finally getting rid of the shirt thats been in my car for a while. To me, money is money. You make it, you spend it, the world goes around. It didnt effect me that I "lost" money or anything because It was going to be a gift in the first place anyway… As long as you're doing nice things, regardless if you spend money or not, I think its awesome. I always say Yes ma'am and Yes sir, please and thank you. I came from a military family ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Jonathan

            I can respect that. Giving a shirt is also different from the constant exchange of money I see or the ridiculous, unearned tips. I too came from a military family with my dad and all 5 of my brothers and step-brothers having spent time in the military (including my oldest, a lifer in the Air Force). I certainly did not intend to make you feel you had to defend yourself. Chive on!

            • http://www.facebook.com/samantha.d.schmidt Samanthajane

              Chive on too Jonathan ๐Ÿ™‚ Enjoy the weekend and thank you and your family for their service ๐Ÿ™‚

  • Dave

    Thats a lot of Miley Cyrus. Well I guess its Red Bull and paint huffing this weekend.

  • Turd F.

    #4 Want that bass.

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