The hashtag #CheekyBottoms was a glorious moment in human history (30 Photos)

In just a few hours, at precisely 12PM PST, we will be releasing our new Chivette line to the world and a blessed era of peace and prosperity will dawn for all mankind. To celebrate this, I held a contest on Twitter offering a free pair of the tantalizing Cheeky Bottom panties to the Chivette who tweeted the best Hump Day photo. What followed was a breathtaking parade of humps that made grown men cry and little boys feel real strange in their stomachs.

All afternoon Chelsie Farah stood out as the front-runner with victory pretty much locked up. But then, in the 11th hour, the always amazing Texas Chivette tweeted a hump that set the Twitters instantly ablaze, and she slid in for a buzzer-beating victory. Her picture is at the end of this post and I gotta say, she deserved it. Honestly though, with so many beautiful Chivettes competing it seemed a shame to honor only one of them, so I put together this gallery of the best of the #CheekyBottoms hashtag. Enjoy.

Congratulations again to Texas Chivette, thank you so much to all of the incredible Chivettes who gave me one of the best afternoons of my life yesterday, and everybody, get in the ready position for today’s launch at 12 PM PST, because I can tell you there are a lot of Chivettes who really, really want to get their hands on those Cheeky Bottoms. Finally, if you don’t already, follow us on Twitter! You really don’t want to miss the next contest like this, do you?