Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (5 Photos)

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  • Jugger Nuggss

    I'm willing to bet she had something to do the sheets coming undone.

    • Wantomas

      I always thought it was a 'woman's scorn'. I learned something today. Back to bed!!

      • r00s7a

        It is actually "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" but commonly paraphrased "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." True story.

    • Durka Durka

      Especially since she's crazy enough to think she can "specifically tell" her husband not to go out with his friends.

      And this guy needs to grow a pair. He'll climb out of an apartment window but won't walk out the front door?? C'mon, man up or rescind your card.

      • Jugger Nuggss

        In hindsight, he probably regrets the whole 'climb out of 8th floor apartment' idea.

        • Urethra Franklin

          Why were there only enough sheets to drop from the 5th floor? How was THAT the best scenario

          • Jugger Nuggss

            Space magic.

  • Paul1913

    I believe i can fly

  • Firsty

    First!

    • I shit on you

      3rd, you're at failure at life.

      • Knarf

        2 idiots…

  • madhatter

    Women cray cray

    • Paul

      Worst fucking phrase ever.

      • Alberta Dirty

        Paul is the worst name ever! Douche

        • Gah

          I hope you're not actually from Alberta. You are no longer welcome

  • Frostback

    <facepalm> Dumbass.

    • Jen

      any of the OG's remember HHNF? whatever happened to her?

      • smallchinaman

        I asked the same question a while back, some dude replied that she got married and her priorities changed. I'll probably get thumbs down for this, but I enjoyed her comments.

        • rteryereryer

          Well you're a fucktard, because she fucking sucked.

  • erik

    Next time use the Front door

    • M3Jason

      Like a man…….

      • Tramp F. Artesian

        With a set of nuts…..

        • devadander

          Exactly.

          • Seth

            I'm willing to bet she had one of those dead bolts that require keys on both sides to enter or exit and she just took all the keys away. Either way that's just crazy.

  • Tom

    Oh if he were spider-man…

    • MylesofStyles

      …He would have webbed her gotdamn mouth shut the second she tried to tell him what to do, then walked out the front door.

  • J. Phine

    Vagina cakes

  • EatABearToday

    Did the gene pool just get one tick better?

    • Comment

      No, the woman is still alive and being crazy.

  • Lloydrage

    Not First!

  • Morgan

    Hahaha dumbass

  • ezhammer

    Just Taylor Swift's latest boyfriend trying to make his getaway.

    • taylor

      this wins funniest comment

  • BFM

    Bitches man…

  • Tyler P

    Locked inside an apartment? Once I read that any inkling of empathy I had for the guy kinda…*dons sunglasses* went out the window

    • heywood jablowme

      YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! … I fucking hate David Caruso…

  • Fleetwood

    So the sheets only went to the 5th floor was he going to jump from the 5th floor??? Dumbass – RED

    • Donkey

      I'm no expert in math, but I'd have to agree.

    • Mickey Mouse

      I noticed that too. He was going to fall no matter what! She must have been a B*tch if he'd rather take the fall than deal with her!

    • lexluthr

      Seriously — maybe he figured he'd kick in a window on one of the floors below — who only has one pair of sheets too? Maybe she was tired of sleeping on those same grungy ass sheets too

  • BigOtis

    I can just see the beast-bitch he's trying to escape from: stained bathrobe, hairy legs, slippers, hair in rollers, arms crossed with one hand holding a frying pan (with which she has no intention of cooking with) and a cigarette dangling from her lips…..this wasn't an escape but rather a suicide attempt!!!

    • Alex

      In that case a suicide attempt IS an escape 😛

    • Ole

      Mom?

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I got locked inside my house once…then I decided to unlock the door.

  • AllanA

    that's definitely going in the "OH SHIT" post

  • http://twitter.com/dalexmu @dalexmu

    he didnt think that one through

  • Andy Valentine

    #5 – You can practically see the moment he shit his pants

  • Sue

    Guy deserved what he got for being a dumbass.

  • Abc

    Natural selection

  • hahaa

    i wonder how Estonian news got here

  • Danno

    In post Soviet Russia, You can be locked in Apartment.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      a lot of people buy what they believe to be more secure locks (debatable) which require a key from both sides

  • jeff

    😀 a lot of estonians are following thechive !

    • hahaa

      nice to know, im not the only one 😀

    • Tramp F. Artesian

      Well, can you explain your dip-shit comrade?

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