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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned (5 Photos)

February 15, 2013 | In: Foreigners, Girls, Idiot, Mind Blowing, Oh Shit

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A man decided to go out with his friends after his wife specifically told him not to go. Things escalated from there....

A man decided to go out with his friends after his wife specifically told him not to go. Things escalated from there….


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Police were later alerted to a situation in which a man was trying to exit an 8th floor apartment window using sheets as a rope. However, the sheets tore when he was still seven floors above the ground causing the man to plummet into the bushes below. The man says that his wife had locked him inside the flat and he was simply trying to find another way out. Moral of the story, don't piss off a woman, it will always end badly....also don't climb out an 8-story building with knotted sheets no matter how easy it looked in the movies.

PS-who the Hell can be locked inside an apartment?! I have so many questions.

Police were later alerted to a situation in which a man was trying to exit an 8th floor apartment window using sheets as a rope. However, the sheets tore when he was still seven floors above the ground causing the man to plummet into the bushes below. The man says that his wife had locked him inside the flat and he was simply trying to find another way out. Moral of the story, don’t piss off a woman, it will always end badly….also don’t climb out an 8-story building with knotted sheets no matter how easy it looked in the movies.



PS-who the Hell can be locked inside an apartment?! I have so many questions.


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  • Nice Guy Sal

    The part where he's a moron is the best

  • M00seKnucklez

    Don't piss off a woman? F*ck that! Woman get away with too much these days. They can do whatever the hell they please including cheating and still walk away with half or all the man's stuff. There's no equality here, just laws that favour dumb cunts.

  • What_Tha

    Um, no. Moral of the story. Said man needs to grow some balls.

  • Guest

    As dumb as it sounds, I actually was locked in my apartment once. My place had an odd lock on the door that could only be locked or unlocked using a key. There was no latch inside to unlock it. However, the lock was somewhat damaged and could NOT be unlocked from the inside. My roommate left for work before I woke up and without thinking, locked the door from the outside.

    Well, when it was time for me to leave, I was unable to open the door. I had to call in to work and tell my boss that I was locked IN my apartment. (I felt like an idiot saying that.) In the background I could hear my friend say "Oh crap! Did I lock him in the apartment."

    After about 30 minutes of trying to get out, my neighbour came out of his place and I was able to slip the key under the door to him and get him to let me out.

  • Boondock

    Be a man and bust the door down. Then when she gets home, do the same to her face.

  • Just saying

    Is there someone constantly taking picture at the man's apartment block?

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