A few captions we can all get behind (30 Photos)

#23 we once left the door to our apartment unlocked and found a drunk guy passed out on our couch. We made sure he was still alive, picked him up, put him in the hallway, then locked the door.

#18 people should know this
#19 by the way that's master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you want to be a Dick about it

#21 is almost as awesome as:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqFxK3GMEkA

#8 Jesus, I almost started to cry when I read this. If this shit is true, then Sir you are a true Man.

#1 Did not judge because it's the self checkout!

#10 That's why I love Canada! I'll take glow in the dark dino coins over the "Emperor Obama" coins we in the U.S are sure to get instead.

This is the mostest awesomeest post in the whole history of the freakin world.

MOAR?

#25 … hilarious
#21 … I own a business and all my employees make more than me. Where's my pic?

#15 legend…not just a gorgeous face