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People who have surprisingly never won an oscar (24 Photos)

February 26, 2013 | In: Celebrity, Interesting, Mind Blowing

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Leonardo Dicaprio

Leonardo Dicaprio


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Ed Harris

Ed Harris


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Brad Pitt

Brad Pitt


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Gary Oldman

Gary Oldman


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George Lucas

George Lucas


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Harrison Ford

Harrison Ford


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Joaquin Pheonix

Joaquin Pheonix


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John Travolta

John Travolta


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Alfred Hitchcock

Alfred Hitchcock


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John Malkovich

John Malkovich


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Edward Norton

Edward Norton


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Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp


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Jude Law

Jude Law


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Juilanne Moore

Juilanne Moore


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Liam Neeson

Liam Neeson


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Rob Schneider

Rob Schneider


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Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr.


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Samuel L. Jackson

Samuel L. Jackson


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Sigourney Weaver

Sigourney Weaver


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Stanley Kubrick

Stanley Kubrick


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Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise


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Will Smith

Will Smith


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Woody Harrelson

Woody Harrelson


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Category: Celebrity, Interesting, Mind Blowing

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  • Jeremy

    Gary Oldman is the only person here who even comes close. Samuel Jackson will NEVER get an Oscar, he's awful! My Dog can act better than him.

    What the hell would John "I believe we are the spirits of alien prisoners" Travolta ever have received an Oscar for? Grease? Or maybe that crime of a movie called "Face Off" with the other worst actor in the world, Nick Cage.

  • http://fivepointpodcast.blogspot.com Bobcat

    Half of this list is "people I'm glad never got an Oscar because it would just validate them."

  • Winning

    Stanley Kubrick " Full Metal Jacket " Fucking Awesome! My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I'm in a world of shit… yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

  • Grace

    #1 , #7 and #11… Why the hell not?!?! These men are gods!

  • janco

    #18 Someone should get his mutherfukin Oscar.

  • captaindouche

    What about Dennis Quaid!

  • HIGE

    JAGHOLES!!! … #16 DESERVES IT THE MOST !!!! … they keep passing him up for all the brilliant work he's done .. I SHAKE MY FIST AT YOU ACADEMY !!! MY FIST !!!! .. which is full of change .. hmmmmm … time to go buy a twix from the vending machine …

  • me justme

    Wtf??? Mindnlowing

  • https://www.facebook.com/donald.busse Donald Busse

    #11 #13 #15 What? What?! WHAT?!

  • BrianN

    #16 Rob belongs on this list like puppies belong in prison.

  • Jake

    man so many people got burned on Rob Schneider – of course they were joking! haha! I laughed so hard when i saw his face. Although yes, he shouldve gotten an Oscar for his multi-talented and diverse role in The Stapler.

    Although im very surprised neither Leo, Depp, Cruise, Ford have never won an oscar, the most shocking are honestly probably Liam Neeson and Sigourney Weaver.

  • alexnoes

    #9 he won an Oscar for best picture of 1940 for Rebecca. He never got a best director award though.

  • primeraga

    Number 18, Samuel L. Jackson already won an Oscar for Pulp Fiction

    • alexnoes

      he was nominated, he didn't win the award.

  • https://www.facebook.com/denise.oquendo Denise Oquendo

    #1 and #7 have been robed more than once, fuck the Oscars!

  • dAx

    Hahahaha. The Schneider thing was obviously a joke. Well played sir.

  • boyRenaiance

    i feel like im bring trolled here..

  • Pezski

    And what work, pray tell, would George Lucas and Rob fucking Schneider have won for?

  • http://redaccion.lamula.pe/2013/02/27/sorprendente-los-que-nunca-se-llevaron-un-oscar-a-su-casa/oriana Sorprendente: los que nunca se llevaron un Oscar a su casa | Redacción mulera

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  • mort

    Stanley Kubrick has an oscar

  • dieseldoc25

    #11 American history X – come on people!

  • flames'N'shhit

    my jaw dropped like 20 times through this post-who da fudge is in charge of the awards???

  • Peter

    Kubrick never won for direction or writing, but he did get one for best visual effects for 2001.

  • SAM GODDAMN JACKSON

    WHAT YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT, SAMUEL L JACKSON DOESN'T HAVE AN OSCAAAAAARRRRRRR!!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/Savage.Ron82 Ron Reynolds

    Hitchcock has one. It was an honorary, but still.

  • http://twitter.com/pdeloisa @pdeloisa

    Kubrick won an oscar for best screenplay in 1988

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