Of course Lorry is the Chivette of the Week (22 Photos)

By now all theCHIVERS are familiar with Lorry Plasterer, the seductive Hoosier Chivette. Lorry's become a sexual fixture here at theCHIVE since we unveiled the new Chivette Line.

If her 'Das Boot' photo below is any indication, Lorry is A LOT of fun to party with. Enjoy!

Say hello to Lorry on her Twitter Machine and she'll say hi back.

Lorry’s Twitter Machine.

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  • Maxwell

    Pressed ham

  • Tillman61

    #18 Still one of the greatest photos ever posted on this site. Lorry, you're very beautiful!

    • Epitomizer

      That little vertical smile has me grinning from ear to ear.

      • r00s7a

        I agree, and LOVE the fact she doesn't have some monstrous set of bolt ons.

    • DTAB

      And that toe!

    • Blue bronco

      What's "Tap This"

      • TheBAMFinater

        Tapiture, check out the weekend posts.

    • Eddie13

      I'm seeing a little 'toe here….My Gawd is she HOT!!!!

      • Jack Wagon

        #21 thats an epic ass you have there girlie

    • candy man

      bet that clam tastes sweet as candy

    • ChiveMaster

      Right? Give me about 30 seconds. DONE.

  • NebraskaGuy

    #18 I would in a heartbeat!

    • tasty

      nice clam

  • Trailer Ray

    I think Jon accidentally sees more pussy than people who try. Just sayin lol

    • Epitomizer

      Amen Brother.

    • Notknowing

      John IS the new Hef.

      • CravnMo

        As soon as I saw #22 that was my same exact thought!

        (that sumbitch)

      • that guy

        dont count on it. he probably doesnt even get laid. what is he like in his 40s (sure looks like it) trying to get with young girls and wearing a chive shirt everyday? time to get a new wardrobe, grow up from this ''bachelor'' lifestyle (your too old), and settle down

        • Yann

          Cool story bro.

        • TheBAMFinater

          *you're

        • Livin' Legend

          Someone is jealous they didn't build a veritable online empire of hot chicks, good-time hilarity, and life-changing philanthropy.

          That someone is me. But at least I'm happy for the guy and not a dick about it.

        • COchiver

          And you're too dumb to use correct grammar.

        • Samantha

          It really blows my mind that some people come to this site and be so rude. Just a friendly reminder: not everyone who visits this page is a true Chiver/Chivette. A real one wouldn't post such a comment.

          *you're too old. btw

          If you're going to insult the dude at least have the decency to use proper grammar.

        • http://www.facebook.com/taylor.favorite Taylor Favorite

          Who the fuck pissed in your cheerios? Concerning TheChive and any pictures John can do and wear whatever the fuck he wants. He is TheChive God.

        • Shockwave

          You know when you're "that guy", your life must suck. Quit trying to make it suck for everyone else and work on not making your own life suck. It's his life, and frankly speaking, I'm glad he's living it the way he is and sharing with the rest of us.

  • Master Blaster

    #18 dont mind if I do

    • digger

      Nice clam

  • alyn

    Shes beautiful! MOAR!

  • Th3HoneyBadger

    Absolutely Gorgeous! 1st

  • Julio_Fungoolio

    #5 #21 took my breath away.

    • Ohhhh

      I meeean I wanna squeeze em!

    • John

      You have excellent choice my man

    • GreyDog

      Her Das Butt pictures are better than her Das Boot ones.

  • pbb005

    #9

    She is easily my favorite COTW…

    • Dano

      Holding the boot backwards tho.

      Best,

      D

  • Jim

    Just Wow

  • dudder

    nice poop shooter!

  • Awesome-o25

    first!

    • LukeSkywalker

      Should I be worried I find myself laughing more at Mac than drooling over the gorgeous girl?

      #20

  • tonym74

    hell yeah for indiana gals!!

  • 908s

    Fuck

  • Iam_Davey

    finally u got a hot one.

    • Paul

      Know how I know you're gay?

  • sfb101

    #22 you dog John
    #4 & #5 good god!

    • grumpy

      #22 SO not fair!

  • http://www.thechive.com xBigBossx

    #21 Fell out of my chair lol

  • https://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #22 You luck S.O.B.!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

      Lucky*

    • WalterSobchak_

      Talk about the strangest boner.

      • Friend

        or lack off for John =(

        • Proffesser

          Ice water under the bubbles……willie dont grow 🙂
          and if it was me with her it would be "this wont take long ,did it.

  • https://www.facebook.com/greg.jones23 Greggry E. Jones

    is it appropriate to still ask for moar?

  • Wow

    #16. Holy hell. And that GIF is…

  • Jouhker

    #22 Turn around dammit, you're missing the best part!

    • KyleGamgee

      It is a naked girl, you see? You do not see because you are in the bath reading a paper and you left your clothes on.

      You are doing everything wrong, John!

  • Epitomizer

    #5 #17 #22 DAT BADONKY!

  • Jeff

    #18 … I'm breathless

    • Henry

      she's braless…

  • AboutGorramTime

    #16 is the hottest by far. She's a stunner.

  • Brando

    #22 DAMN YOU JOHN!!!!

    • UKChiver

      Indeed… What this guy said :/

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