Joselyn Cano is using the Twitter Machine properly (35 Photos)

Joselyn has blown up recently on Twitter. The 21 year-old model from Huntington Beach has some serious curves. Enjoy.

Joselyn's Twitter Machine.

Joselyn's Instagram.

Joselyn’s Twitter Machine.

Joselyn’s Instagram.

  • alex w.

    First putos

    • @lovinurbum

      You are so cool. I wish I were as cool as you.

      • Geezer

        It will never happen. He's a leader of a bad ass gang called The Lonesome Squirrels.

  • meh

    She's got a big ass. Lose some weight and you'll be great.

    • Mr Christmas

      R u fuckin dumb?
      Your chances are worse than 1:1,000,000

      • Lloyd Christmas

        So….. You're saying there is a chance!

        • Sully

          Well played!

      • meh

        You have no idea of my chances, you ignorant fuck. She's a plastic bimbo with fake everything and a big ass. Accept reality.

        • Huell

          If I can touch it, then it's not fake.

          I'd do her. You'd do her. You're trying too hard to act tough. It's the internet. KCCO.

          • meh

            I'm not playing "tough" at all. All I'm doing is stating an opinion that she's very plastic and not at all my type. I'm not interested in such a clearly egocentric chick.

            • Cold ass honkey

              But…… You would still hit it.

            • Huell

              Newsflash: Most attractive girls are egocentric… Actually most women are, period.

              • Moose Knuckle

                Hahaha….. period!

              • Dr. No

                Correction, most American women are (and many men.) Our celebrity infused, fake tits, penis pill society makes a large % of our population incredibly insecure.

            • Cody Bullock

              what you originally said was she was fat and if she lost weight she'd be great, sooooo you're dumb. you be trollin

    • e pluribus unum

      she needs that big ass to keep herself balanced with theFLBP she carries upfront.

    • you don't know me

      between the fake tits, face, lips I think her nice round ass was her best quality

  • IrishInNJ

    This should be renamed the "Shameless Promotion" segment. And that face has been worked on.

    • fact checker

      Anyone else get the impression that whenever one of the Chive employees sees someone that they want to… let's say 'date' in LA they look up their twitter account and make one of these galleries as an opening line.

    • right here buddy

      Didn't notice the face with those 2 ridiculously fake basketballs taking up the frame in every shot-

    • Dan

      OMG, I half expected people to be down here claiming she was "so hot" etc and what do I see but a glimmer of light from some intelligent people. This girl is FAKE! As others have described she has really bad fake tits and has had extensive work done. Also the "attention whore" is strong in this one.

    • Murph

      Apparently that was not the nose she was looking for… Let's get back to the rockin' and rollin' naturally beautiful chivettes.

      • Mark

        Agreed to all. The quality of the chive chicks has gotten piss poor lately. Need to step up their game.

      • Mn dude

        Agreed. Enough with the fake models trying to make a name for themselves in an increasingly fake industry. If they don't bounce, we will renounce!!!

        • MN dude in Vegas

          great comment, go TWINS

    • April Ramirez

      Wow, did not expect to read all these comments. o_O

      • "durrrr"

        here at the chive we appreciate natural beauty, this girl is anything but-

        • April Ramirez

          What i meant with my comment was I didnt expect to see so many chivers who disliked fake boobs and a fake ass. im all for the natural look, it was a good suprise not a bad one.

    • Kidicarus

      Right? You can see these assembled barbie dolls running all over LA during the weekend. Give me the gorgeous real chicks Chive usually posts.

      • John

        more like used to post. not much quality here of late

    • dandaman

      couldn't agree more w/ the comments. It's a "Hey look at me!!" but if you really want to be notice be yourself, not what you think everyone else wants to see. I can go w/ out all the plastic work done. Great! You have fake boobs, you're not the only one.

    • Do0zer

      Agreed 100%. Stop promoting these narcissistic, mindless, artificial, wannabe dolls.

    • ThisGuy

      If you're a "model", shouldn't most of your pictures be taken by other people, not by you in a mirror or holding the phone with one hand? I think the word you were looking for to describe this person is bottlerat.

    • magnusthe1st

      Nicely said, gents.

    • prince

      I concur with all of the above. She looks like a cheap stripper.

      • Lionel Richie

        well, now to be fair she doesn't look like a "cheap" stripper, I'm sure she'd make a good wage-

        • Jack Wagon

          I'm not going to tear her apart or bitch because she chose to enhance her looks surgically, I'm just going to say, thank you Chive, I do believe I'd like another…

  • Sm1thy37

    Would be better if she didn't have the same dead-eyed smile in every photo

    • mer

      fake smiles for fake people

    • ThisGuy

      It's probably cause her face can't move because of the botox.

  • harrie sachz

    One fine woman.

  • double meh

    fake tits. go home.

    • Lukeatmacok

      You just discounted 300,000 more women in US each year…

      • double meh

        your point?

    • Bustanut

      She had sloppy poor shaped smallish fat bags before having a couple boob jobs. For this man-made body, the boob job helped. I couldn't even imagine how bad it would be to put up with her though, outside of barbi doll plastic body, she seems like a money gropper.

  • alex w.

    That ass is totally fake!!

    • Lukeatmacok

      she has ass implants??

    • Lev

      Matches her personality, no doubt.

  • E Tex

    #4 #24 WOW

  • CletusJenkins

    meh, chivettes are better

    • you don't know me

      u can say that again Cletus

      • Cletus

        meh, chivettes are better

        • Noknives

          Been said before. Still true. Glad to know that even if I am a grumpy reactionary bastard, I have company.

          • Brian

            Where are the standards lately? Chive, you letting us all down.

  • tralfaz

    #3 Where is this place? I wish to become a patron there.

    • bao

      cafe lu


    #33 DAMN she looks good in tight jeans!!!

    • Jack Handsy

      Finkel and Einhorn…Einhorn and Finkel!

  • Brad

    Not a big fan, too Kardashian like!

    • fact

      whore, like the K's

  • tv_paul

    #29 Gouda Lord, what a body.

    • Iso

      Looks like she is shopping for a sausage.

    • Dru

      I see what you did there…

    • Sully

      That was cheesy.

      • tv_paul

        I know I guess I'll save those type of jokes for Alison Brie or Colby Smulders.

  • ILchiver

    #3 all of them r gorgeous! #18 incredible curves!

  • Dickens Cider

    Chee got a big Ass Mang..

  • Derick

    She is not real! No one can look this good.

  • Hobbes

    The narcissism is strong with this one.

    • Iso

      Isn't that the point of Twitter?

  • Kevrhutch

    She's so hot and sexy, But can she make a good sandwich?

    • tralfaz

      She's half way there. #30

    • Cold ass honkey

      No not at do you think her fake ass has done anything for anyone?

      • Bustanut

        I'm sure her ass has been a fat gizz target for at least a couple wealthy guys

  • Car Ramrod

    #20 so nice….but that leg is in an odd position.

    • good jeff


      • Car Ramrod


  • A BiPolar Guy

    #3 place I'd rather be…

    • Yuppp

      I just want to know what bar just has girls hanging around in lingerie.

      • obvious

        any strip club??

      • Nick

        Cafe Lu. Look it up

    • WalterSobchak_

      #3 #11 find her hot asian friend.

  • @LosSaysSwag

    Please tell me this isn't plastic.

  • sam

    #8 great smile

  • Luis Campuzano

    This woman is completely plastic. Face, boobs, and ass are fake. Not saying I wouldn't hit it. Just making a note that she has made herself worthy of a screw.

    • Jen

      i pronounced your name "feliz cumpleanos".

  • gman0821

    #3 She is obviously good at picking friends !

  • nope

    plastic body does not turn me on

    • Not Fake Hating

      Good, more for me… Id Hit it all day long baby

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