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Alcohol Shot Gun –
This awesome novelty “gun” shoots one ounce of alcohol per trigger pull into the waiting mouth of friends, relatives, or random hotties! Great for parties and get togethers, this Alcohol Shot Gun is guaranteed to please. No bullet proof vest needed with this gun, just some water and aspirin in the morning.
Beckett Simon Biker Jacket –
Your quest for the perfect leather jacket is over. Oh, and it doesn’t cost a fortune. Use code CHIVE60 and get your new favorite leather jacket that will last a lifetime for only $299 with free shipping.
StatGear Storm Rescue Knife –
This isn’t just a knife, it’s a bona fide rescue tool. Slash a seatbelt to get out of a trapped car, slice through lines on a sinking boat, or in calmer times, easily open any package. No matter the adventure, you’re going to want this ultra strong, lightweight, spring-assisted knife to save the day.
The Mellow Drive –
Meet Mellow – the first ever drive system for skateboards that can be mounted on any deck. Just unscrew your rear truck and replace it with the Mellow Drive – simple as that.
DashCam Hi-Res Car Video Recorder & Camera –
The premium dashcam will maximize your peace of mind on the road, saving you endless trouble in the event of a crash. Simply turn it on when you’re driving, and it’ll record footage of the road on a continuous loop. If you ever find yourself in an accident, you’ll have video evidence to avoid protracted disputes with your insurance provider, in court, and much more.
Signal Corps Boom Case –
This boombox from The BoomCase is actually made from a vintage US Army frequency meter. It’s called the Signal Corps and it comes with two 4″ full-range speakers, two vintage dome tweeters, and a 50-watt amplifier built-in.
Adult Sippy Cup –
Do you spend your hungover days in bed sipping on Pedialyte, OJ, or coffee? You should think about investing in this adult sippy cup from Hundred Million. It’s a two-handled, spill proof sippy cup that holds a liter of liquid. If you’re feeling fragile, and typically a mess when hungover, then this is perfect for you.
Coconut Ping Pong Paddle –
Okay, so I’m not 100% sure that this is the fanciest ping pong paddle ever, but it certainly seems that way. Just look at that ergonomic shape, and that high-grade amber edge grain bamboo. Is it going to help you with your game? Probably not, because you suck. At least you’ll look cool.
Salt & Pepper Traffic Cones –
A piece of urban design for your dinner table, these salt and pepper shakers in the shape of the classic traffic cones will add a touch of color and irony to your kitchen.
Bracelet Bangle Flask –
Okay, so maybe it isn’t a discreet way to conceal your whiskey, but it sure is a convenient one. You don’t have to worry about storing a flask in your pocket or setting it somewhere and forgetting it.
I Just Want Pizza Beanie –
This beanie is made of 100% Soft-touch acrylic for a great quality soft feel. Featuring a 100% Cotton patch printed and stitched by hand in matching cotton thread.
Batman Outlet Sticker –
The Batman Outlet Sticker by ElectricStickerCo is everything you need to turn a once boring electric outlet into the caped crusader and dark knight of Gotham!
Chain Wine Bottle Holder –
Wine bottle holder made of a nickel-plated iron chain. The chain is curved upwards to hold the bottle, and uses balance to give the illusion of suspension in mid-air.