Everybody’s a critic. And that’s a good thing. Thanks to websites like Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic, which the following scores are taken from, the voice of the people is just as strong as the voice of movie… I’m sorry, FILM snobs. So even if a film receives terrible marks from professional reviewers, it can still be redeemed by the people who count: us.
Slow motion action sequences heavy on the explosions, slapstick comedy gags, and a whole mess of dick jokes — these are a few of our favorite things. Critics? Not so much. But in our defense, if any of these movies featured a dude playing a chick or vice-versa, they would have been Oscar bait (excluding everything made by Tyler Perry).