Mysterious boxes are a risky thing. Based on my knowledge of mystery boxes, the inside could be hiding anything from coins or mushrooms to scary clown dolls that jump out at you or Gwyneth Paltrow’s severed head. That’s why I avoid all kinds of box.
But this guy’s dad loves box. Especially old, worn out box. Box as old and worn out as this bit was the moment I started it. I’m going to stop now and just give you the rest of the Twitter thread.