So maybe there is hope for me and Britney Spears…

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As all of you know by now, our most famous Chive Tees, Keep Calm and Chive On and Bill Fucking Murray were not available this month. We simply didn't make enough to meet the demand and if we can't keep the shirts live for more than 20 minutes, we'd prefer to wait until we can to avoid a... rocky user experience.

We do, however, have about 50 KCCO's and BFM's left in The Vault here in Venice. Rather than packing them up and shipping them to Austin we're having a contest. Fifty lucky winners are taking the elusive t-shirts home! The rules are about as simple as it gets, all you have to do is create and account on Tapiture or the Tapiture app. The winners will be notified on Tuesday. 

Sign up and enter RIGHT HERE.

Enjoy the Labor Day weekend, Chivers. Be Safe. We'll be back full-force on Tuesday!

As all of you know by now, our most famous Chive Tees, Keep Calm and Chive On and Bill Fucking Murray were not available this month. We simply didn't make enough to meet the demand and if we can't keep the shirts live for more than 20 minutes, we'd prefer to wait until we can to avoid a... rocky user experience.

We do, however, have about 50 KCCO's and BFM's left in The Vault here in Venice. Rather than packing them up and shipping them to Austin we're having a contest. Fifty lucky winners are taking the elusive t-shirts home! The rules are about as simple as it gets, all you have to do is create and account on Tapiture or the Tapiture app. The winners will be notified on Tuesday.

Sign up and enter RIGHT HERE.

Enjoy the Labor Day weekend, Chivers. Be Safe. We'll be back full-force on Tuesday!

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theCHIVE's iPhone app has become one of the most downloaded apps in the world today.

But over the past couple months, I'm sure you've noticed that some of our more risqué content has been blocked from our iPhone app. Believe me, not seeing Hump Day on the app was enough to make me shed a single tear. All galleries marked 'Fuego' went to desktops and Android only. We thought it was important to respect Apple's standards and practices and we were happy to meet them.

On Wednesday, it's all back, baby.

All your favorite galleries are returning to the iOS app - Burn your Bra, Hump Day, Mind the Gap, Sexy Chivers, EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. All you have to do is sign up for myCHIVE right now and confirm your age when the app rolls out on Wednesday. Signing into myCHIVE in the app will unlock all the galleries on theCHIVE. Take 10 seconds to do this and you'll never have to do it again.

We need everybody to start signing up now rather than Wednesday for a good reason. theCHIVE has a long, illustrious history of crashing servers into pulp and if everybody waits to sign up until Wednesday's launch, we will collectively churn myCHIVE's signup page into applesauce.

It officially rolls out Wednesday but you need to sign up now RIGHT HERE. 

Thank you all for your patience with this. The new Chive app is blazingly fast and we know you're going to love it. 

KCCO,

John n' Leo

theCHIVE's iPhone app has become one of the most downloaded apps in the world today.

But over the past couple months, I'm sure you've noticed that some of our more risqué content has been blocked from our iPhone app. Believe me, not seeing Hump Day on the app was enough to make me shed a single tear. All galleries marked 'Fuego' went to desktops and Android only. We thought it was important to respect Apple's standards and practices and we were happy to meet them.

On Wednesday, it's all back, baby.

All your favorite galleries are returning to the iOS app - Burn your Bra, Hump Day, Mind the Gap, Sexy Chivers, EVERYTHING YOU LOVE. All you have to do is sign up for myCHIVE right now and confirm your age when the app rolls out on Wednesday. Signing into myCHIVE in the app will unlock all the galleries on theCHIVE. Take 10 seconds to do this and you'll never have to do it again.

We need everybody to start signing up now rather than Wednesday for a good reason. theCHIVE has a long, illustrious history of crashing servers into pulp and if everybody waits to sign up until Wednesday's launch, we will collectively churn myCHIVE's signup page into applesauce.

It officially rolls out Wednesday but you need to sign up now RIGHT HERE.

Thank you all for your patience with this. The new Chive app is blazingly fast and we know you're going to love it.

KCCO,

John n' Leo

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Nothing happens until about 45 seconds in, so save yourself the time and skip to it.

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The KCCO's are back today along with the new ultra thin comfy-as-a-mutherfucker Spring Hoodies. The hoodies are perfect for those cool summer nights when you don't need a standard, thick hoodie.

Let's get to it:

The KCCO's are available in long and short sleeves RIGHT HERE.

KCCO Spring Hoodies available in black and green RIGHT HERE.



UPDATE: Welp, theCHIVERS annihilated the servers again. But tt looks like we're back online for good now, here you go!

The KCCO's are back today along with the new ultra thin comfy-as-a-mutherfucker Spring Hoodies. The hoodies are perfect for those cool summer nights when you don't need a standard, thick hoodie.

Let's get to it:

The KCCO's are available in long and short sleeves RIGHT HERE.

KCCO Spring Hoodies available in black and green RIGHT HERE.

UPDATE: Welp, theCHIVERS annihilated the servers again. But tt looks like we're back online for good now, here you go!

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If you’re wondering who those feet belong to, the video was originally uploaded by Stewart’s girlfriend. Who is probably the luckiest 35-year-old-dating-a-73-year-old in the world.

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