The Moonlight Bunny Ranch brothel: where dreams go to die (21 photos)

You'd figure they'd have a few lookers in the bunch, at least.

Good God. 12 to 14 hours a DAY?!?!?! I love sex…don't get me wrong…but 12-14 a day?!?! Holy crap. That's a lot of 3825ing.

First

Where penises go to die, until you get your prescription filled.

This is the FIRST time I'm seeing such thing!

Vagina, it's whats for dinner!

I wonder how many Tiger has done?

You think they call you with a courtesy call like the dentist? …this is the bunny ranch calling to remind you of your anal fantasy appointment with Candy for this thursday at 5:30..

SKEEEEET!!! Best $3.99 I've ever spent. Close runner up….Denny's Grand Slam breakfast.

#2 Helen Mirren?!?!?!?!

John Candy ————————————————————>

Damn, why couldn't it be like what the movies make you precevie it to be

Hell, half of them can't even qualify as butterfaces. Standards must be pretty low. Of course, if you are desperate enough to pay that much for sex, looks probably wouldn't be a high priority.

But, at the end of your shift, you can take a shower and you're good as new.

But lawyers, on the other hand…

regardless of what you guys here type .. you know you still would.

I heard about this place they charge $1500 for pen sex

I know places in LA where you get better lookers for half the price

I wonder what the average cost for 1 hour with one of these hoe bags goes for?!?

#3 put her underwear on backwards, or she is advertising the feel of her anus.

I have HBO and cannot watch this. Fat ugly girls who seem to think they are hot… And the clients confirm this…

These girls really don't make much considering they work 12 hours a day. Yes, 60K- 90K a year is a good salary, but considering they are only going to do this for probably 10 years or so, it really isnt worth it.

Kalli Morgan has a page with her name and a dotcom has some really interesting FAQs

Costs start at $100.00 most lowenders will "party" for 250 but anything you want to tell your friends about will run you $1,000-$2,500 per.

Oh and by the way it's Moonlite not moonlight

Turns out most people seem to take the tour and by a tshirt

They are there for 12 hours a day, they probably only "work" about half that time. The guy that owns the place should get better looking women but I guess in that business you gotta take what applies.

Welcome to Skank City

Not even with a stolen dick…

#3 is doing "How to speak San Franiscan"

WTF Cat! —————————————————>

I could go on my usual long, boring rant, but I'll just say: no amount of Kegels can fix that kind of loose. I wonder if there's even enough friction to….oh gods, that's probably why they charge by the 'hour' instead of 'minute'.

Doing the math here. Let's say they work 12 hours a day, 4 days a week. That's 48 hours…but I can't imagine anyone doing overtime at this unless they really wanted to, so let's say 40 hours a week. High end girl, $7,500.00 a month. That's $90,000.00 a year. 50 weeks a year, 40 hours a week (2 weeks off for vacation), that's 2000 hours. That's $45 an hour! $30 an hour for the lower end girls. That's still pretty damn good.

Of course you have to get past the whole moral bankruptcy and physical endurance thing. I'm not saying all prostitutes are morally empty…but I can't imagine anyone saying "Mommy…when I grow up I want to be a hooker!!" And the physical thing…sex is (when done right) a vigorous activity. Flexing of muscles and fluid loss can be an issue.

Still. $45 an hour. Wow.