• davis

    * closes window shades and shuts door *

    • Thad

      Finally! No duck face! lovely ladies, all of them!

  • Forrest

    a lot of these girls are not that hot. thumb me up if you agree

    • Donald

      If i could thumb you down to hell I would

    • CaptainInsano

      Duh that's why it's called "Sexy" Chivers among us…

    • DeMonikk1

      Bad news….you're a douche.

      • Guz

        And quite possibly a homo.

    • aosux

      Run, Forrest, run…in front of a truck. Fag!

    • Hah

      lol you failed. hard.

    • ChiveISslackin

      I agree… cleavage shots with out cleavage or a bunch of butter faces.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        Or hiding a giant fat roll with their arms. I won't name names.

        • Duke

          Very few pics fall in this category, so it's kinda easy to guess which one. And if that's self-deprecating, well, you've got nothing to worry about. If it isn't, she doesn't.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

            It's personal. I shouldn't have made it public, but I did, out of a moment of tactless viciousness and recognition of hypocrisy.

            • Duke

              Ah, well – we all fall prey to those temptations occasionally. Sometimes they are well justified and sometimes feel good well after the act.

            • aboutthat

              You're a bitch you fat cunt.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                Actually, I'm tired of being faced with vicious lies, passive-aggressive niceness and hypocrisy by certain females who try to make me jealous over something they do not have and I do not desire.
                I'm not fat. At all. Shallow name-calling, especially when untrue, defeats your argument. If that 'lady' would have used a full-body shot, it would not have been posted due to her boobiedo.

                • doucheyMcDouche

                  submit a pic or shutup!

                  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                    I've been on Sexy Chivers several times, honey.

                    • FortysixandTool

                      You've been "on Sexy Chivers several times"? Nicely done. How many? Were they blonde or brunette?

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Red, actually. And a black-haired. Facebook works wonders, and I've taken more than a few pics of Hot Chivers as well.

                • aosux

                  CAT FIGHT!

                  • doucheyMcDouche

                    really? so since then, have you let go of yourself and now have nothing to show? so instead of degrading others show us what you got…HONEY πŸ˜‰

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Nope, facial burn from a welding accident.

                    • doucheyMcDouche

                      a.k.a. herpes

                    • HellHathNoNeosporin

                      about a week ago? i thought u sounded a little more bitter than usual. i'm sorry to hear it, is it bad?
                      even though i have been fuckin with u under a different name every time for a year, i will not talk shit about your sexy chivers pix.
                      i do enjoy every thumb down i give u lolololololololololol

                      p.s. chix dig scars

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

                      Yup, I look like TwoFace. And this was months ago.

                    • Gordon of Hesselink

                      holy shit 331 thumbs down and count. worse than "first"

                    • Nameless

                      Burn or no burn, you still kick ass, kid. Here's hoping all is well from a fellow Chiver that respects the hell out of you.

                    • anon

                      NAME FTW!!

              • Nameless

                So there IS a second fatroll behind the grassy knoll.

    • 100window

      280 thumbs down is one of the best things I've ever seen. Unlucky.

    • Nateb123

      I usually am first to say the women people call "hot" are above average at best but a fair bit of these women are pretty damn smoking.

  • RazorX

    24 = <3

  • yeah!

    i love the chive too

    • SweetAwesomeness

      can i get a round of applause in honor of titties?!?

  • hell hath no hornet

    i just watched marble hornets!!!! hahahaha

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      I have a hornet. I have named him Camaro.

      • hell has hornet

        i stand corrected

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

          Autobots, roll out!

  • Squidr

    What happened to EPIC? πŸ™

    • DeMonikk1

      Uh, have you looked at the pics? These fine ladies ARE epic…

    • aosux

      Ignore the rest of #5 and check out the nip. Pretty epic.

  • Danny P

    Claire, you are stunning. That is all.

    • Dave

      Yes indeed, she was my favorite one of the bunch!

  • Shelly

    I made it on the chive!!!! (I know but it's a big deal for me)

    • Boooger

      Good for you! What number are you Shelly?

      • Shelly

        17 – the ass on the left. πŸ˜‰

        • Aiming with quarter

          Dear Shelly, Your ass is fine. That is all.

          • Butchie

            Amazing ass πŸ™‚

        • bob the builder

          Good for you,
          Asses are for pooping, I need to see a face and some boobies!

          boobies and cooter!

    • Juan

      That is an ass that deserved to be on here!

    • theduke

      That is a magnificent ass

    • rawnoyz

      would like to pat that toosh after a scored point!

    • some guy

      Enjoy it, because it's on the net forever now.

    • GRadde

      You certainly deserved it. I would love to see the rest of you as well, to see if it's as perfect. ^^

  • jroc

    LORD almighty #23

  • DeMonikk1

    I'm going to fap at work now….

  • thomas angerton

    13 – WOW

    • Howler

      EXACTLY what I I'm thinking!

  • Martin

    This Chive! – gotta love hot foreign girls with limited english skills

  • Beccy McDonald

    Wow I'm famous…… sort of (#24!)

    • Tony

      School Girl outfit = SOOO hot!

    • Kyle

      Thanks for sharing! <3

    • Webb

      Your man is one lucky SOB.

    • Phideauxe

      Becca you're so hot – but careful with that duckface. It's like a virus, and it will eat your soul……

    • Chris V

      Holy all hell you're smokin'. You remind me of that main chick from that Vampire Diaries show. That's a good thing FYI.

    • aosux

      Do you pose like that during sex? Because that would be awesome!

    • nathan

      you need to go back and retake that pic with the mirror behind you from a better angle… please

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        True! That's the ONLY flaw!

    • Dubya

      Sort of famous. Very hot.

    • :)!

      instead of being a sexy chiver you can be my sexy girlfriend instead. Its a bigger honor.

      Yours truly,
      Your future husband.

    • Cassidy

      your famous in my house!!!

  • DeMonikk1

    And to #13 and # 18…..I salute you..in more ways than one. Serious win. But with the whole post, their are no losers here.

    • Juni

      #13 is also my favourite girl in this post. Love girl with freckles. πŸ˜‰

  • The Dude

    15 is great

    • Ruudoo

      Wow, she realy is..

  • impressive

    Can I put in a vote for #1? that girl is sultry

  • Jim

    need a new desk……I broke this one from underneath……….twice.

  • chrisdg74


    Oh hell. Awww, skeet skeet skeet.

  • Fishy

    #9 how could anybody recognize you. I see nadda.

    • DaddyD

      Her husband will recognize her. If he doesn't, I plan to marry her after she divorces the idiot.

      • Shannon

        πŸ™‚ Thanks! Haha!

    • https://thechive.com/ unfairrobot

      Seeing as she signed the photo with her name, I'm guessing he will catch on.

  • Matty

    #3 is smokin

  • jpš

    #19 nice ti hmm what glasses?

    #9 I recognized you, you were good

  • H^S

    MOAR volleyball shorts pls!

  • jeff

    i love zoe.

    • aleXTC

      me too πŸ˜€

  • Doughnut

    Claire easily wins this one.

  • wanderingsmartass

    18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19 18 and 19.

    • Big Los

      I concur, whole heartedly. They both are very relevant to my interests…

    • Jon M.

      I agree. 18 & 19 are a great 1-2 combo, and both are knockouts.

    • ishouldntknowthis

      You can see a whole lot moar of 19 if you want too, her name is talia shepard

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