Funny definitions by Urban Dictionary (24 Photos)

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    • Merc


    • bob in accounting

      oh look this guy is a cool kid in #24

  • randomdreamr

    Lol @ suicide wank

    • Robbo

      Had a few unintended ones back in the day.

  • jamie

    and people sit around all day and think this shit up ??

    • jamie

      oh well… time for beer popcicles

  • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

    That's really what Paris looked like in 98? Jesus, what happened?

    • SweetAwesomeness

      about 4,000 cocks…

    • Snorkle

      Here comes Beau! That kid is fat breasted and awful, and gay.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        *snort* It's totally true!

        • Beau

          THAT'S WHAT SHE… oh… right.

    • thetech2

      cocaine is a hell of a drug I'm rick james bitch

  • Yo Mamma

    GUNT is actually a FUPA – Fat Upper P*ssy Area.

  • Robert

    that's all pretty disgusting, and I'm usually not one to be offended at crude humor.

    • Mousemallow

      You sir, are either a liar, or have an overbearing mother.

  • JefedeChive

    Anyone up for creating a definition for HHNF that we can post??

  • equalizermax

    I never know reading dictionary was this fun!

  • tommybhoy

    Screwvenir…….good to have evidence of your success/shame

    • i called you a bitch

      yor a stupid ass bitch

  • tommybhoy

    Used to be the queen of Chive before her fall from grace. Some guys just cant stand her, or like me not give a fuck what she says.

    • abcd

      fall from grace?

      • tommybhoy

        Alright…shot down by an exocet missile

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

        There was this bitch named Grace, you see….

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

      All those uys that can't stand me sure love the hell out of my facebook. Odd, innit?

  • Kawz

    Katy Perry may very well be one of the horsemen of the apocalypse. But, at least she has an amazing rack.

    She has Elijah Wood's face, but an amazing rack, nonetheless.

  • zwak

    chive has become boring lately.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

      You know, I was thinking the same thing about your mom. I think I'm gonna give tommybhoy's mom a go-round.

      • tommybhoy

        Swap deal for yours Beau?

        • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

          HHNF already has dibs on her. You can have my dad, though. He's more your style.

          • tommybhoy

            a don't swing that way, sorry to disappoint you =/ I'll will have words with HHNF

            First mom troll then on to gay……showing your maturity now.

            • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001225731219 HellHath NoFury

              No, seriously. His mom and I are bestest friends.

          • coocoocuchoo

            ladies and gentlemen i present to you….'The Unfunny'….

  • Kev C

    A Joe Pesci – now that is brilliant.

  • chrisdg74

    20 – Hahaha. Could've been worse, involving "pudding".
    2 – LOL @ Suicide wank.

  • fishy

    [polldaddy 3799997 http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/3799997/ polldaddy]

    • SweetAwesomeness

      polls never lie…

    • SweetAwesomeness


  • man man


  • http://berpwillie.blogspot.com berp willie


  • BigDingo

    with all the hilarious urban dictionary definitions, you'd think the chive wouldn't need to blatantly rip this post off of another website

    • fishy

      go eat a baby….

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    I have Herpes??

  • bob in accounting

    I would totally rail the girl on the right in 15. thats not a good pic of a muffin top at all. still pretty decent

  • Snorkle

    Something about Sri Lankans like to rename their airports, made me laugh.

  • MiPo1977

    Please note that Herpes and unwanted pregnancies do not count as screwveneirs…You want to be able to look at it and reminisce not have to put cream on it or sent it a check every month

  • bubblerider86

    Other unwanted screwvenirs may include( but are not limited to) the following:
    -Stalkers 0.o

    -i'm bored now . what can i do?…..oh wait…LoL….. 😉

    • Random

      I'd love to be your new screwvenir 🙂

    • HANK

      I see what you did there…teehee

    • Dave J

      Maybe try a #21? 😉

  • P-90

    #8 Just so you know, in Britain the 'fanny' means the pussy not the butt, a minor difference but a giggle when we watch a US TV programme or movie.
    #10 It's funny because it's true.

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