What if Bill Murray just showed up in your Karaoke room? (9 Photos)

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  • Mark

    There are no words for the face I'm making right now. Awesome. #9

    • daan100

      Who is that guy sitting next to Carice van Houten?

    • n1ghtstalker

      If I could pray for one thing right now…. Make this fucking groundhog day so that I get to do it for ever and ever and ever……. !!!

  • Toby

    #1 – the look on both those guys' faces are priceless. about sums it all up

    • aosux

      The greatest part is Bill Murry has that camera somewhere full of picks of that night too

  • Dakota


    • Winston

      You said it!

      Bill, if you get wind of this post we all fuckin' love you man.
      Thanks for every laugh, chuckle, and snicker.

  • tom

    If this happened to me, I would shit my pants

  • The Hatter

    Talahassee just killed himself out of jealousy

    • Your Mom's Dog

      Best. Reply. Ever.

  • http://pleasemakeitend.blogspot.com/ Pepe_Le_Pew

    I would make him sing every song as Carl the Groundskeeper.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=15100627 Benjamin Dennison

      it's a Cinderella story

  • Dunny_

    This is awesome!

    "Dogs and cats, living together…Mass Hysteria!"

  • james

    #5 – that chick in the glasses is pretty hot

    • http://www.infpcareers.com INFP Careers

      I'm pretty sure that's his girlfriend that the dude was talking about in his email! My guess is she's 28. He's in his early 60's. GO BILL!

      • Mike

        Yep thats her… yeah she wasn't super young or anything which kinda shocked me haha but very nice

        • Its-a me, Mario

          I have read that four times and still cant understand it. She wasnt super young?

          • Jonny

            As in she wasn't like a 18 year old chick, she looks young but she's probably in her 30's

            • Jonny

              an 18 year old chick

    • Anne

      That's Dutch actress Carice van Houten!

      • Anne

        Thanks to Jesse Heijnis!

        • mick

          ofcourse, I thought I knew her from something

          glad to see the dutch represent! en carice is gewoon een ontzettende chick natuurlijk

  • FixedinDC

    Bill motherfucking Murray, if this happened to me i would shit AND cum in my pants. . . then I would kill myself knowing that I had experienced the best life had to offer.

    • Mikey WINS

      LOL, I would try to control my bowels and ejaculating, probably resort to buying an excessive amount of alcohol that goes against all social norms, and take as many pictures as possible… sort of like what these lucky sons of bitches did.

  • Rob

    totally fucking wicked!

  • Ecto 1

    The coolest shit ever.

  • https://thechive.com/ mattythegooch


    My sorry ass would get stuck in a room with Rick Moranis or Ernie Hudson for 4 hours!!

    • schango

      At least Ernie Hudson is a Ghost Buster

      • Mike

        So is Rick Moranis! He saved the museum in the second movie haha…

  • news man

    so what did you do last night?

    eh, no much, went to a Karaoke bar and partied with Bill Murray all night. NO BIG DEAL


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  • http://twitter.com/Tarragonist @Tarragonist

    Now you can't party again, because you know it'll never be this awesome…
    I'm so fucking jealous right now.

    • Its-a me, Mario

      and how is jealous?

      • Jonny

        I've read this post 4 times and I don't understand it…"and how is jealous?"

        • Skinny G

          …because he's implying that the first poster was fucking someone named 'jealous'… a valid attempt, but really just a distraction from this awesome chive post!

  • carl

    What the fuck is up with this town…..your own PRIVATE room to sing kareeokkee…..Be a real man/woman and do it front the entire bar….or go back to your shower.

    • Jen

      if only one person at a time could sing then they'd have to wait forever and not get a turn, ding dong.

      • drea

        DING DONG hahaha

    • http://www.theingenuous.com Kai

      Not everybody likes being a stage clown. Some people like having fun…in their own way..

      • Jonny

        Exactly, you get the hint, Mr. attention over here doesn't

    • Your Mom's Dog

      Well, considering this is how the Japanese karaoke bars are set up, and they invented the fucking shit, I'd say it's pretty spot on. Now go get pissed, slit your writs and jump off a bridge.

    • geoff

      carl. your a tool. from new york chiver. CHIVE ON EVERYONE!!! except carl, he is clearly a hater who is gonna hate.

      • Kyle

        Sing in front of a bar? Do you know what kind of balls it takes to sing in front of Bill fucking Murry? Screw the bar! lol

      • downfall616

        agreed! carl, don't be jealous. just keep crying yourself to sleep over what you wish was your life.

  • Jonny


  • Donnybrooke

    I wouldn't be able to contain myself. halfway thru the night I'd be like 'I love you, man'. Caddyshack, Ghostbusters, Lost in Translation. Rushmore was amazing. (oh god, I'm losing it. shut up) YOU'RE AN ICON, MR. MURRAY (shut the fuck up!) I LOVE YOU, BILL. CAN I CALL YOU BILL?…..

  • GTO

    I wouldnt know what to do with myself but we would get so trashed.

  • Nerf Herder

    Karaoke Lottery…….Jackpot.

  • raj

    Bill Murray. He can make karaoke FUCKING AWESOME!

  • joseph gribbles

    Holy shit balls!! BILL FUCKING MURRAY . Thumbs way way up

  • vince

    Hangin' with Bill like in Zombieland… at least they didn't kill him!

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    • downfall616

      i knew that one would come up.

  • TMTR

    I think the green drinks might have been Absinthe, or can't it be legally sold overthere?

    • McBeastie

      or it was Chatreuse…you know…like he said it was.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502969272 Diego Izzy

      absinthe is sold legally in the US, there are a couple places that manufacture it in the US however the absinthe sold in the US is not the same as the one sold in Europe. i have a few bottles of absynthe i bought in germany and they are 160 proof, the ones sold in the US barely get to 80 proof.

      • Mike

        Yeah i don't remember exactly how i found out but it wasn't absinthe… which i gladly would've excepted though haha

      • jamie

        the absinthe sold at my local liquor store is 120 proof

    • fyi

      absinthe is illegal in the states. it was chartreuse.

    • downfall616

      first thing i thought of! yeah, the absinthe in the states are a fucking joke, especially when Marilyn "I'm a D bag, look at me!" Manson has his own line. I've had to have ours shipped from Europe. we checked the laws and ( i think) it can be sold, just not bought in the states (national law?). we had a friend in belgium buy and ship. and alcohol content varies as does the amount of wormwood. if you're serious about getting some. find a distributer across the pond.

  • JewLover


    The bar for "awesome" has just been raised.

  • Martin

    That's actually not Bill Murray. His name is Oliver Statson. He's a Bill Murray impersonator who works Vegas and Atlantic City. Oh well, as long as you had fun, that's the main thing, but you didn't have fun with Bill Murray. Sorry.

    • Dunny_

      Way to ruin a story dude.
      Do you tell random kids that Santa Claus isn't real too, just as a courtesy?

      • Jonny

        Don't listen to this guy, he's a troll

        • NotaTrap

          Hey Martin, next time the Chive wants to do a "douchebag" post, be sure to submit a pictire of yourself…I will definitely "thumbs-up" your pic FTW!

          That being said, I Googled "Oliver Statson" and no results related to anyone with that name performing as Bill Murray impersonator came up….

          • NotaTrap

            …that would be, "submit a "picture…."

          • Jonny

            I looked up the name too, the only thing I found was from something in ohio having nothing to do with Bill murray…

            • Mike

              Haha thanks guys for backing me up!

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