There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (69 Photos)

  • jeremy

    #69 I think Willow deserves a few thumbs for her general awesomeness ——–>

    • AdamBaldick

      Good decal work too.. If you did that on your own willow im impressed. Well I am impressed either way

    • Cody

      Who is Willow? Have i been living under a rock and just missed a solo post for her?

      • Big_Curt

        yes yes u have sir and u missed out

      • Wolfram

        She was the first chivette of 2011, and her post was fantastic. Go check it out.

        • TrollFaceKillah

          She looks just like my sister in law, i'd much rather fuck my sil

    • OBvious TRoll

      shut up. all these bitches are fugly.

    • Wes

      I. Love. Willow.

    • anonymous

      dude that willow chick is not hot. her face is gnarly.

  • endlesssummerkid

    #19 FTW!!! I'd like to put my helmet between those as well

    • Quixote

      *Football helmet is displayed at actual size.

    • Nazz1962

      Paula, you can't hide. Your -114 will give u away every time.
      Surprising though, for once you didn't troll, so I'm giving you a thumbs up.

      • Paula_

        Uhmmm… isn't me though. Note the score?
        btw thanks for your e-mail, you're a dear.

        Firm hugs,
        – the one you love to turn

        • Nazz1962

          Correction noted. Sorry, when it comes to trolls, ya'll look alike! haha!
          What do you mean 'thanks for the email'? I never emailed you, so sorry, wasn't me.

          • Paula_

            You wrote a long comment about 'TAKB' that I got an Intensedebate notification of but didn't appear on The Chive (deleted after writing?). So that"s sort of an e-mail 🙂

            – the one you love to hate

            • Nazz1962

              I've noticed some of my posts seem to disappear for some reason. Each time, they've been long-winded, so maybe they exceed limits for number of characters. I dunno.

              • Nazz1962

                Holy crap, I just noticed you actually haven't been given thumbs down for your last couple of posts … a new trend, perhaps?

    • olsmobile

      GO BIRDS!

  • AZbtchs

    FIRST. bam bitch!

    • AZbtchs

      dammit! so close…

    • Username Taken

      First fail of this post!!

  • adam


    • Ryan Smith

      i'm with you on this, E-A-G-L-E-S!!!!

    • cwhoa

      thumbs down for eagles and largely incoherent thought

    • stlrzfan

      There is a far, far better football team in the state of Pa. Just sayin'.

      • Rick

        GO EAGLES!!!!

      • olsmobile

        in a far far shittier city

        • Sixburgh


  • zman

    We love you all chivettes, thank you for making our day!!!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      epic comeback for the Chivettes…..and i even forgive all the duckfaces…

    • Ey-yoooo

      Awesome post, but where are the 69 photos?

    • wow

      Really surprised no one mentioned #52 on the first page. She took my breath away. You are absolutely gorgeous 🙂

      • INLOVE

        If you were mine, I would take you to the GOOD restaurants on dates.

      • #52

        aweeeeeeeeee!!!! Thank you :3

    • mrluke

      I can't wipe the smile off my face… this is probably the best friday of my life.

      • huh

        that's kinda sad

  • WTFever

    #1 Indeed….

  • mike

    I don't even know where to begin with the awesomeness I just saw. What's the photo limit here?….
    #16, #22, #37, #69

    • Nazz1962

      I know what you mean, man. Pure bliss!

    • Lau

      #22 #25 #34 #35 #39 #51

      I pledge allegiance to the hand bras of the Chivettes
      and the awesomness that they stand for,
      two twins, under a smile,
      with hottness and sexyness for all.

  • David Milinovic


    Marry me?

    • Ranty

      Chocolate. Thunder.

      • Htownpunk

        Fantastic rack! Very pretty girl……. This white boy thinks, "you hawt, girl!"

        • OBvious TRoll

          i bet they flop around a lot. like pancakes. only not edible.

          • OB.TRoll is Obvious

            Oh I beg to differ. They're edible.

  • MasonGWebbington

    #53 does it for me, another spectacular one ladies…

    • aosux

      She looks like she could take my soul and I would be happy to give it up

    • BobSugar

      looking back… i have no idea how i missed her.

    • fng

      Can I keep Her, Please OMG

    • BentWrenches

      #53 marry me!

  • mipo2010

    69 photos….winning

    • LOLWUT

      DUH! Winning on warlock time.

    • mrluke

      probably my fav friday ever

    • Question

      So many beautiful ladies but where are the 69 photos this post indicates are in it?

    • Ian

      wouldn't most of the featured photos be bi-winning?

  • Dunny_

    #5 "Shuck me. Suck me. Eat me raw." What beautiful poetry… and body.

    • AdamBaldick

      Must be another farmers daughter

    • McBeastie

      Yeah but the face piercing has to go.

    • onecalledsam

      Innocent girl with a cute smile by day, "shuck me, suck me, eat me raw by night…."

    • Elbow

      I noticed that sticker too… after a good five minutes of stairing at the rest of the pic.

    • ha ha

      i like when chicks just tell you they're whores. makes it easier.

    • buggie

      you realize that sticker is for an oyster bar, right? LOL … more like dummy.

    • Bananahamock

      "What poem is that from? Is that James Joyce?"

  • Finster

    Love when SCAU gets posted early. #34 32F(ucking awesome!)

  • Loccus

    #3 and #20 were worth the two weeks…wow!

  • astowe10

    good to have sexy chivers back
    and #39 damn.

    • wawamp

      she is sexy, but uses google translate to think up arabic tatoos…. FAIL

      • Jess

        yes i know sad day, I am half syrian however i did not transfer my bottom two lines of arabic right didnt know till after but you live and you learn…

        • Maz

          if you need a translator for your next tattoo, im ur guy 😉
          hope you post more pics

        • astowe10

          so are you the girl in the picture?? you are very good looking…we just need to see your pretty face. i am 1/4 lebanese if that matters haha.

        • MingoTheJedi

          Don't worry about it hun. In your case, the canvas is what makes the artwork a masterpiece. Amazing. Kudos. (Please tell your parents that "Mingo" said thanks.)

        • Matt

          translated correctly or not your hot!! (i'm Syrian myself)

      • marryme

        ooohhhhh maaaaa god. you are too hot for chiving. too hot for what that tattoo even means to mattter. uhhhhhhhhhh, find me and elope with me please

    • Maz

      #39 you'r really hot, but you should really research your tattoos before you get them… first line is good but the rest of it let's just say a disaster …. chive on from NY go knicks

      • Justin LePla

        Well dammit now i wanna know what it says?

    • someguy

      I don't care what her tattoo says … CHIVE please find MOAR of this gorgeous chivette.

  • LonelyAirman

    Waited all week just to see all you wonderful Chivettes! So happy….^_^

  • Nick

    #53 Man I missed this post last week.

    • JIMC


  • O-H, I-Uh-Oh

    more sexy black girls #18 amirite?!?!

    • O-H, I-Uh-Oh

      thanks guys, glad to see you're not just a bunch of racist bastards; in the 9 months that i've been coming to the chive, i've seen at most 5 sistahs represented on here

      • McCloud

        get at me!

    • Ethan

      agreed, fucking agreed.

  • Josh Gorter

    #31 more zelda girl please.

    • Rightclicksaveas

      cute and openly nerdy …agreed moar

    • steveblob

      You my good sir, have exquisite taste in women

      • Jessica Condrey

        Jawsome 😉 now this is a real sexy nerdy girl…props arranged her in a room doesnt make her a nerd

        • unknown


    • OhSomeEvil

      awesome tat, shes a cutie.

    • Omar Hernández Partes Grandes

      That's the kind of girl I would never let go.

    • Bernardo Oliveira

      You, my good sir, have awesome taste in women. She's beautiful, extremely cute and sexy. More zelda girl!

    • Josh Gorter

      I think the term nerd should only be used to describe guys who still live with there parents and play WoW. I prefer the term intellectual bad ass.

      • KickTheBlonde13

        Um…I play WoW. And literally JUST moved out of my mom's house. And I'm not sure that I would be considered a nerd…

    • Colin Fahey

      she is flat out gorgeous and id hope to see more of her on here again

  • Mike

    I was going to list my favorite pictures but theres way too many to choose from. Bravo chive and to the chivettes, they top themselves every week!

    • Mike

      Can't stop looking at #67 btw. I'm mesmerized by her eyes. Lets get some more of her

  • Dunny_

    #28 Good Gravy…I love stockings too!

    • Brooke

      maybe next week…

      • Dunny_

        I now can not wait until next week!!!…..Wait are we talking about stockings or gravy here??
        Eh, either works for me.

  • joe

    #29 the thought of you unbuttoning your blouse really makes me want to B my L all over your T's

    • Wolfram

      I love to BLT

      • mike


    • thatguy

      For the love of GOD CHIVE…find her.

  • Jim

    #29 THANK YOU!!!!

  • Thundercunt

    Holy Jihad #39

    • LonelyAirman

      Sadly, the tattoo is a fail. The Arabic script isn't written correctly on the bottom two lines.

      • Username Taken

        Really that what your worried about? I didnt even notice a tattoo

        • Thundercunt

          fail or no fail…I would feast in her middle east…

          • joe


          • AzzMan

            lol i would love to LIVE in her middle east… no matter how fucked up her arabic is……..

  • jaredallas

    No ish, #3 is my homegirl April. I told her to submit.

    • joe

      you should've gotten her to be alittle more ummmmm…. naked

      • jaredallas

        I don't know bout all that, but I betcha if enough people request a gallery she'll abide.

        • Rightclicksaveas

          consider my thumbs up a request

      • Tony G

        That's my job lol

        • jaredallas

          True. That's the main man right there! The photog and better half.

        • eyeguy

          Thank you Tony and your very hot wife!

    • Erik von Markovik

      Note to self: Avoid the term "homegirl" if possible. You never remember how white you are until you acually say it…uncomfortable…

    • Darius

      Homegirl, i hope you mean she lives in your home and she is your girl. thats way too much woman to let slip by. trust me i've lost some crazy good girls by just being freinds.

      • jaredallas

        Nah dude, she's married and not to me. Homegirl. I stand by it.

        • yup

          You talk like a dildo

          • Nikie

            Y'all be nice to my friend! He is awesome!!!

    • BobSugar

      April straight winns even in March! Hott.

  • Jeremy

    #21, #22


    • gdubs

      she's on "the chivery"….I think they found her.

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