theCHIVE goes to the Playboy ‘We Heart Japan’ Tsunami relief event (23 Photos)

AGREED!!! Bustice FTW! I've never wanted to be a criminal so bad #3

she has fake tits. gross.

Legitimately laughed out loud and had to explain to co-workers.

Chive On.

I did try to get on Chivettes, Didn't get much attention (think I had too many clothes on :s ) Besides I have no one to take a decent picture of me 😉

Who cares? Tits or GTFO 😛

Holy hell she is perfect! Thanks for the name!

She looked so much better without the boob job

Keep it in your pants, Ron Jeremy

no,claiming to be bi-sexual is the new straight for women. cuz a woman never having an interest in sleeping with another woman, but making out with other women exclusively to get male attention still makes her bi, amirite?

"new"? that whole "claiming to be bi" shit was trendy in the 70s……

I'll have to believe you Joan Jett, since I wasnt around then to see, and Pat, you are probably right about 90% of the women claiming it are just make out artists.

Ah…that kind of kills it. Bummer. :/

Stuff White People Like # 97, Scarves

White People’s body temperatures do not operate on logical or consistent levels, and because of this white people are often forced to wear clothing combinations that might seem strange or illogical. One popular example is the performance vest which solves the age old problem of cold chest hot arms. Another common combination is wearing shorts with a sweatshirt which helps bring about comfort when your upper body is chilly but your lower half is sweltering. But without a doubt, the one piece of clothing that helps to regulate white body temperature in all situations is the scarf.

During winter months, it’s no surprise to find white people all bundled up with scarves around their neck – it just makes sense. But even as the weather warms up and the other layers start to fall off, the scarf remains.

It is not uncommon to see a white person in jeans, a sweater and a scarf. In fact, it’s not a rare occurance to see a white person in a t-shirt, jeans, and a scarf. Thats right. A thin cotton t-shirt paired with a scarf to enable maximum temperature control in bars and places with air conditioning

But not all white people wear the scarves for temperature reasons. A well made scarf can be an essential part of a white ensemble, allowing for all-important differentiation from other white people wearing the exact same clothes as them. Thus allowing them to be picked out of the crowd for dating or mocking purposes

“I like the guy in the white American Apparel shirt with the glasses.”

“Which one? there are eight.”

“The guy with the keffiyeh.”

“Oh yeah, you’re right. He does look smarter and more political than the other guys. He’s clearly more sensitive to wind, so he’s probably more sensitive in general. You should totally date him.”

Along with making up a key part of the white wardrobe, scarves also function as a vital pillar of the white gift economy. Due to their relative ease of creation, many white people (especially women) like to knit scarves for friends and lovers. For this reason alone, if you find yourself needing a new scarf but not a long term relationship, dating a white woman might be the easiest and most cost effective solution.

I would if I could come up with a non-bullshit reason for wearing a winter scarf with a t-shirt.