• jason baker

    #7, #8

    the reverse hover hand. well played

    • Roscoe

      #7 Sara Underwood – perhaps the hottest of all Playmates! (In this Chiver's humble opinion, I guess!) I both hate you and love that you got to do this!

      • denzino

        AGREED!!! Bustice FTW! I've never wanted to be a criminal so bad #3

    • HUH?

      you give and you get…….
      #1 #8

    • Guest

      Agreed. Epic reverse hover hand…

    • Cake is a Lie

      OMG they have hands!!??!

    • Nate

      You guys are fucking assholes….im so god damn jeluos its not even funny…SJU is my FAVORITE chick of ALL TIME!!! I'll never forget that College Playboy Edition with her in the Oregon State painted jersey…I could fap just to the memory of that day….you guys are seriously my fucking heros…#3 – ive seen her tits so many times, yet i was still disappointed when this was o so close. Chive on fellas

      • adsf

        she has fake tits. gross.

        • Nej


  • statham

    #21 – the Garland bomb

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    pretty cool party!
    #17 red eyes show bobs true intentions. only mischief can ensue

  • forrester

    Any guesses at to what Rick is saying to that Playmate?

    • zym

      Look, we know the scarf's retarded, but it's his thing. Just ignore it.

      • sumguy89

        Legitimately laughed out loud and had to explain to co-workers.

        Chive On.

    • Jimmy5923

      "He has a 14" member"

    • joe

      "psst… tonight i'm going to put it in your pooper" look at her face

    • Big McLarge Huge


    • nick k

      "see that guy ya hes on true blood"

    • BloodScrubber

      " See that guy…he the one who plays the teacher on Glee! "

    • TylerV

      "Lets make like a tree and get the fuck out of here."

    • bystander

      "Mine is like a peanut, small and salty" πŸ™‚

  • Brian King

    The Chive – Doing good deeds for EVERYONE!

  • zym

    Mac, trying so hard. Failing so much.

  • Anon

    Need I even say it?


    Looks like it was fun.

  • storesy

    You lucky, lucky bastards

  • bartman

    Lucky guys

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Holly-Sands/1666982036 Holly Sands

    I am a woman and I want your job! So jealous!

    • Michel Payette

      Holly looks hot…I want a Holly gallery! πŸ˜€

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Holly-Sands/1666982036 Holly Sands

        I did try to get on Chivettes, Didn't get much attention (think I had too many clothes on :s ) Besides I have no one to take a decent picture of me πŸ˜‰

        • Phil

          I humbly submit my application to help you take a decent picture.

          • wow dude

            way to be creepy, phil

    • Nina

      That makes two of us!

      • DanielB

        Who cares? Tits or GTFO πŸ˜›

  • pdiddily420

    Damn John, that scarf really gets around! Could the playmates smell the Indiana girls' bodily fluids from the last trip?
    #7 Nice! Sara Jean Underwood reverse hoverhand. She is one of my top 5.

  • http://www.thechive.com Leo

    I hate you guys.

    -Leo (Chiving from Chicago, crying one single tear)

    • Finster172


    • ZombieScum

      Forever Alone!

    • isawoj

      Take out your revenge on the scarf. Burn it with fire and give the ashes to John in a nice gift box.

    • bubblerider86

      Aw, Poor Leo…We only laugh at your pain because it's funny as hell ^_^

    • Jakub Wrobel

      I'm with you Leo. Being in Chicago is depressing right now.

    • Greg

      Leo…I dare you to steal all John's stupid scarves.

  • Travis

    Extreme hover hands!!!!! From the GIRRLLSSS

  • buckyball

    Should have titled this post: The art of the Hover Hand

  • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

    I swear on my life that I am perfectly straight, but #7 is just hot as hell. She kind of looks like Christine Taylor which is a very, very good thing.

    • pdiddily420

      Well since you're perfectly straight, you would have no interest in these clips of her( Sara Jean Underwood) doing naked yoga poses. πŸ˜‰ I think she got her boobs done since then which wasn't necessary since they were already perfect!


      • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

        Holy hell she is perfect! Thanks for the name!

      • Trent

        She looked so much better without the boob job

    • Nate2003

      She's on Attack of the Show the majority of the time.

    • Go Sox!!

      Christine Taylor?! "Hey, Dude!" FTW!!

    • Herm23

      Lauren….bi-sexual is the new straight for women. Nothing wrong with that. That woman (Sara Jean Underwood) as well as yourself are both amazingly beautiful women.

      • Guest

        Keep it in your pants, Ron Jeremy

      • pat

        no,claiming to be bi-sexual is the new straight for women. cuz a woman never having an interest in sleeping with another woman, but making out with other women exclusively to get male attention still makes her bi, amirite?

      • Joan Jett

        "new"? that whole "claiming to be bi" shit was trendy in the 70s……

      • Herm23

        I'll have to believe you Joan Jett, since I wasnt around then to see, and Pat, you are probably right about 90% of the women claiming it are just make out artists.

        • Joan Jett

          yeah, but you wouldn't have enjoyed it so much. how women fake it now, it was trendy for men to fake it then, lol.

    • KyleGamgee

      You liking Christine Taylor makes me like you even more. Loved her in 2nd Brady movie, her stint on Friends, Dodgeball… yeah.

    • steve

      SJU has had her nose and breasts done. NEXT.

      • http://thelaurengentile.wordpress.com/ Lauren Gentile

        Ah…that kind of kills it. Bummer. :/

  • Cynthia

    john is cute. <3 boys, begin thumbing me down! #2

    • ROK247

      i would say #11 illustrates that he does just fine for himself?

    • McBeastie

      I'm not going to thumb you down…but a t-shirt and a scarf combo? I don't get it.

      • Christian Lander

        Stuff White People Like # 97, Scarves

        White People’s body temperatures do not operate on logical or consistent levels, and because of this white people are often forced to wear clothing combinations that might seem strange or illogical. One popular example is the performance vest which solves the age old problem of cold chest hot arms. Another common combination is wearing shorts with a sweatshirt which helps bring about comfort when your upper body is chilly but your lower half is sweltering. But without a doubt, the one piece of clothing that helps to regulate white body temperature in all situations is the scarf.

        During winter months, it’s no surprise to find white people all bundled up with scarves around their neck – it just makes sense. But even as the weather warms up and the other layers start to fall off, the scarf remains.

        It is not uncommon to see a white person in jeans, a sweater and a scarf. In fact, it’s not a rare occurance to see a white person in a t-shirt, jeans, and a scarf. Thats right. A thin cotton t-shirt paired with a scarf to enable maximum temperature control in bars and places with air conditioning

        But not all white people wear the scarves for temperature reasons. A well made scarf can be an essential part of a white ensemble, allowing for all-important differentiation from other white people wearing the exact same clothes as them. Thus allowing them to be picked out of the crowd for dating or mocking purposes

        “I like the guy in the white American Apparel shirt with the glasses.”

        “Which one? there are eight.”

        “The guy with the keffiyeh.”

        “Oh yeah, you’re right. He does look smarter and more political than the other guys. He’s clearly more sensitive to wind, so he’s probably more sensitive in general. You should totally date him.”

        Along with making up a key part of the white wardrobe, scarves also function as a vital pillar of the white gift economy. Due to their relative ease of creation, many white people (especially women) like to knit scarves for friends and lovers. For this reason alone, if you find yourself needing a new scarf but not a long term relationship, dating a white woman might be the easiest and most cost effective solution.

  • aaaaaa


  • evihc

    The way they keep tugging at the scarf you need to stop wearing it around your neck and start wearing it as a belt. Or stop wearing it all together.

    • DistractedIndividual

      Maybe you should start wearing one….?

      • evihc

        I would if I could come up with a non-bullshit reason for wearing a winter scarf with a t-shirt.

  • rick

    lol at hover hands but OMG!!! @ #8

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Besides the hover hand we have a photo bomb and a redhead thrown in for the Trifecta!

  • Anjin-San

    who is her?
    i apologize for my terrible playmate knowledge

    • Hector

      Sarah Underwood, BTW damn lucky bastard Bob.

  • Josh Gorter

    #6 Holy shit that is the coolest cake I have ever seen

    • captainobvious

      funniest comment I've read in a long time …

  • dan

    #5 i have to admit the scarf plays. it really does πŸ™

  • Alf

    You guys have the best JOB ever, how can I be one of your team…

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jeff-Dearing/100000545255374 Jeff Dearing

    #20 Hover Hug?

  • wztarheel

    #22 Gingers and Blondes… Lucky SOB's

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