A low down dirty good time (26 Photos)

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  • krista

    #14 but wheres the kitchen?

    • &theyreoff

      *insert girl power haterade infused comment here*

    • black27696

      Obviously it's down the hallway from which they've just come. This is just a sign to help them get from one place to the other.

  • Catence

    #4 – haha, I am going to put that up for my roommate.

    • ryan

      i enjoy your breasts

    • raglin

      please take your top off

  • sully23

    #1 Nice toe

    • Jon Jones

      Mass transit sucks. Unless you're the guy sleeping in your underwear.

    • sully23

      oh and find the girl in the back left!

      • Tyler and Drew

        Yes! Find her!

    • JROC

      youtube the vid "unforgivable" ….found


    Anti hover hand, he's doing it right.

    • RiHugh

      His mom is cool for letting him feel her tit like that.

      • TinyTimmy

        His mom is cool for HAVING tits like that.

  • http://twitter.com/Floptickle @Floptickle

    Ok, WTH is this? #5

    • ryan

      when the picture is small, it looks like a mind the gap, that's all I can see

      • Mozas

        It's definitely a mind the gap. Look at the thumbnail and squint your eyes…

    • PJ Fry

      I feel like there is a Pedobear in here, but I can't see it.
      Just a wild guess.

    • Anton

      This is killing me WTF is it!!!

      • 93GT

        it's three pieces of wood . there's a nut and washer on the top and that grey part is tile. it's just dumb.

        • Boy

          The bolt is a clit, yall.

          • Mr. Bruto

            thx 4 skoolin these retards boy

          • Sam

            What kind of fucked up women are you having sex with?

            • sam's mom

              (sam hasn't found one yet)

              • sam's dad

                woman, go make me a sandwich

                • Bryan

                  Why is your son trying to find your wife clit?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Stevens/100000058325127 Andrew Stevens

      I'm guessing its meant to be a way to catch photos of epic cleavage.

    • brent

      two nuts.

    • TogasPoon

      2 nuts and a wood shaft?

    • Stevo

      I have =some bad news for you gentlemen

      • twk

        have you ever thought it may be just there to fuck with you….

    • HPMC

      Scroll the page fairly quickly and it looks like a few different things. Pretty much what everyone else already said; that's all I get out of it.

    • marlon

      looks like a crotch shot to me. mind the gap

      • Ripley

        its a very small penis

        • phideauxe

          It's a gay test. You passed.

    • Grifo

      Find her!

  • PointBlank_

    #26 new wall paper

    • Guest

      i see what you did there

  • tits_mcgee_

    #4 damn teases

  • ryan

    #16 you actually had to circle that shit?

    • TinFoilHatSoldier

      agreed. lamest "funny" picture of the past two weeks.

  • Nobody

    You're waiting for a train. A train that'll take you far away. You know where you hope this train will take you. But you can't know for sure. Yet it doesn't matter. Now, tell me why?

    • God

      shut the fuck up.

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrew-Stevens/100000058325127 Andrew Stevens

        A reply within a reply…


        • Necause

          we need to go DEEPER

          • ROK247

            thats what she said

            • codvip

              ^^^ might be the best line of replies on the chive to date…i LoLed.. 🙂

  • Anon Imus

    Is anyone else tired or the all the reposts over the last few weeks?

    • JPC

      Welcome to the Chive. You must be new here. Reposts are just about all there is.

    • bob

      The fanboys don't want to admit it but the Chive is getting further up it's own ass and the quality of posts is suffering.

    • DaddyD

      Occasional reposts of epic and nearly epic photos is more than acceptable. Reposts the same day of marginal photos … not so much.

      I suspect that as Chive has grown there are too many people working on the posts and they lack the controls to realize what they are doing.

      • trollFaceKillah

        or theyre too busy scheming on ways to bang sluts with low self esteem….

  • Buford_Justice

    #14 Only a man could be cool enough to make a sign like that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/ant.mwhite Tony White

    Woot, I submitted 23! It may not be the DAR, but I made the Chive! Life is good!

    • El Chiverino

      Congrats…. i guess….

    • name


  • YoAdrian

    I'm sure people submit hundreds of hilarious pictures each day and we have to put up with the same damn ones. Stool sample and invisible cock are funny the first time you see it, but it just gets stupid the third and fourth times.

    • wilson

      agree. repeting #12 is ok though

    • The Guy

      I've sent in a Mike Lawrieous picture of a firework going off in my hand several times this year and have yet to see it. They prolly have a shit ton of original picts but i'm also sure they have a shit ton of nudy picts that distracts them from being any kind of productive.

    • Tyler J Smith

      I agree, I submitted a Photobomb I got from my friends, it was a classic photobomb, not like half of the "photobombs" they post.

  • wilson

    what's #3 supposed to mean?

    • Boy

      Might a lance be appropriate for a phallic reference?

      • DistractedIndividual

        Or a member of a boy band in the 90s…who is gay.

        • http://www.facebook.com/addamwest Addam West

          or maybe the little black boys name is lance. lots of things it could be

  • ProperStranger

    #1 Find her

  • wilson

    #22 plastic dolphin wins

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #19 its a girl-eat-girl world at NASA. only those willing to pick up guns make it
    #4 simple, i would help myself and still enjoy the result

    • hMMMM

      Can you stop? That picture has NOTHING to do with NASA, and you must be the .000000001% who doesn't mind getting turned on by a girl, only to jerk off at the end of the night. The heads that brag about drinking beer are usually the 2 beer queers…

      • Holmes, John

        Do you not see the NASA hat on that girl's head?

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        2 beers? more like 2 kegs!! shut your mouth and know your role, little man/woman/it! if you cant keep up with the comments, just dont read them. your powers of observation are clearly needing a checkup if you cant see why NASA is involved in that photo. bye hater!

  • Arjay

    Right now, there's a parent out there that's more concerned about the kid playing video games than the kid who sets things on fire just to feel better.

  • mrjimmyos
    • GK-4

      good find!

      • mrjimmyos

        Britanick are great 😀

  • smh

    #28 looks surprisingly like a sink in University Woods/Glenn at NC State. Go Wolfpack??

    • the septic tank

      Fellow Wolfpack member/Chiver,

      I live in University Woods and have literally held this picture up next to my sink. I can confirm the similarities.

      Only on The Chive.

  • DRC36


    "Forget that hover hand shit. I'm starting the groper hand"

    • TinFoilHatSoldier

      That's a favourite move of mine.

      • hMMMM

        I usually go in from the side or from under, but to each his own! As long as you get there!

    • Dave



      Hot chick, VENOM FTW! My goddamn gf has that shirt… >=[

      • Blumpkin

        Not anymore

  • The Dude

    Hey Chive,

    What if we had a like or dislike button by the pictures.

    Just an idea

    • SkyVader

      Then it would be called Facebook.

      • not working

        cant dislike in facebook…. how about instead of like or dislike buttons we just have the thumbs up thumbs down by pictures?

        • sureman123

          lets be different and have a thumbs up – thumbs down, a WTF button.. and a kill it with fire button…
          Just sayin'

    • http://www.theanisette.com Daris

      The like/dislike of comments makes it more personal and community-like I think. It makes people comment the pictures they enjoy. Take that away and I would be on here for about ten minutes a day to look at the pictures, instead of the countless hours of interacting. My2cents.

  • bless1

    #18- wtf.

  • shwan

    #11, pics from William and Kates honeymoon are beginning to surface

    • equalizermax

      It would be realistic if she removes her underwear…

  • http://jagassery.com/blog/ jaguar1024

    #1 Dave Chapelle?

    • hMMMM

      WOW….racist much?

      • http://jagassery.com/blog/ jaguar1024

        Only in my spare time, honky.

    • name

      I was thinking Jim Gaffigan actually. Not him but the white guy sure looks like him.

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