• damon


    A tush well worth saving as well

    • equalizermax

      Lucky for her, I lost my job because I was browsing chive.

      John / Leo you owe me!

    • sheoncebelieved

      MOAR Please….Find Her!
      #1 #3

    • MOAR_dude


    • Terrance_


    • Niggher Beater

      what kind of full grown men use the word "tush"? let me guess, you all say "tinkle" instead of piss.

      • its_forge

        Er, the person who used it above is a woman, if she wants to choose what she's going to call her body parts I'm not going to argue, especially since she sent pictures of them.

    • Qwerty

      FAKE! No way she submits these pics when she knows her boss will see them, knowing these are of her.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

        You'd be surprised, especially because of the pictures my boss herself has up here plus the fact that where we work isn't exactly rated PG. Also, she saw the picture before I actually sent it in. You guys have no faith in miracles, I swear.

  • Jason j.

    Is it just me or does the fact that this story involves two women make that much more awesome?

    #1, #3

    • slutifer

      yeah, they should definitely make out after work

      • engrishresson

        Dual Chivettes of the week after photos?

      • xxx

        your move, chelsea's manager…

    • Anjin-San

      Especially because if they were two men, now we should be watching a fat, hairy ass…

    • jim


    • Ryan

      Plus the added awesomeness of her being an AZ girl.

  • KeyserSoze

    Awesome. Cool boss!

  • ROK247

    so inspirational – i think i might pen an epic ballad of this woman's powerful journey (by powerful journey, i mean glorious backyard)

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #1 Right on girlfriend….

    • Douglas

      She seams to be absolutely stunning her mouth and smile are amazing

      Girl please give us a full face pic.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

        My avatar? 🙂

  • moeshere Foxdale

    #1 CHIVE UP

  • Henry Hill

    That was a good fake story. Nice way to guarantee your backside gets on the site….

    • lando

      that backside doesn't need a story as insurance to make the site, Henry.


    • SeaBassEX

      Story fake, but nice backside.

    • yep

      i thought the same thing….good way to get her own post indeed.

    • ilovethechive

      Gonna need a letter and pics of the boss to prove this

    • Dunny_

      This stuff is like reading Penthouse Forum.
      All sounds Bizarro World possible and there is a great ass and happy ending. (FAP pun intentional)

    • &FU2

      Same girl who yesterday asked us to prevent her boyfriend from leaving? Backsides look a little alike.

    • HDTVthx


  • AngryOldMan

    God Bless the Chive, your tush, and The Dallas Mavericks!

  • toby

    the day isn't half over and already the chive is taking hump day to the next level #3

  • AsciiAdam

    Great story! Chive on to your boss for being cool. Oh, and #3 is sweet!

  • https://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #3 You go girl! Chive On!

  • Kmac

    Cant wait to see more :0)

    • ssstoopid

      Yes! Need MOAR!

  • robfn

    nice story nice tush, but the "notorious hardass" comment about your boss…wont she see this post? I mean she obviously gets her chive on

    • b-ry

      it was all a lie….

      • Bazinga

        The boss is a lie?

        • Ben2828

          No the cake is.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

      She has had much racier pictures on here, we've already discussed this and she thought the post would be funny. 😛

      • b-ry

        Chive – dedicate a post to comnstur AND her racy boss. please.
        together if possible.

        • 4everDistracted

          I second that motion…

      • Ben2828

        that looks like on hell of a boss :D,
        Links to her pics?

    • patov40

      People who ARE hardasses, enjoy being called hard asses. People who are NOT hard asses, still take it as a compliment and will usually dial it down a bit in response. WIN/WIN admitting all this.

  • B197

    Wouldnt of been late without the chive though… double edge sword

  • GroovMan

    Fantastic story, Chive On!

  • baltalapa

    we surely are greatful for such tush.

    thank you from all the men on the chive. (i think.)

  • busted

    Clever foot note… pun intended.

  • I know it all


  • mipo2010

    Please, Save the tushes!! #3

  • Pedro Maia

    #1 OMG that smile! Well, OMG everything else!

    • PenPen

      Thats what I was thinking. What a great smile, I'd like to see more of those here, i'ts always good to see a beautiful smile before going out.

  • Supervisor

    UGH…I can't believe you told everyone about my kind act. You know how many years I've worked to develop this "hardass" reputation??? YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!

    • CEO

      This is an embarrassment for my company
      You two are both going to have to work very hard to "convince" me to not fire you
      Report to my office after hours

      • Board Chairman

        Bring that fine ass to me, I need convincing too.

    • Warren Buffet

      June 15, 2011
      Mr. CEO and Board Chariman,

      Your comments welcome a sexual harassment suit to the company. Given the majority stake that I own, I am hereby terminating both of you, effectively immediately.

      Yours Truly,


      • Warren Buffet

        *Chairman – Warren doesn't let a mistake go unfixed. This is why I'm the true BOSS.


  • Moreno

    lesbian sex came after that, right?

    • http://jagassery.com/blog/ jaguar1024

      I was just going to say that the story needed more chick kissing.

  • shon

    thats epic

    • equalizermax

      Her boss won't be happy if she find-out that she called her hard-ass. (Remember she's a chiver too)

  • brian

    #1 MOAR #3

    And how about the boss?

  • Sharky

    Do you have any openings in your office?

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