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There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (81 Photos)

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Thanks again to our Chivettes for bringing the pain again this week. Our Chivettes have now become a global phenomenon. The Chivettes offer us something we need so badly these days, real beauty. But the 'Sexy Chivers Among Us' is NOTHING without our Chivettes! So if you've got what it takes to be a Sexy Chiver, start submitting your photos for next week as soon as possible.

 First-time Chivettes are always welcome too!

AWESOME INSTRUCTIONS: Grab your camera (phone) and write 'Hi Chivers' on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country!

Stay tuned for the Friday DAR! We're going to be posting some of the best photos below in HQ today in the DAR.

Chive On!

John

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  • v4der

    1st!

    • equalizermax

      #67 Where can I buy that Optimus Prime T-shirt?

      • We are not all Equal

        Equalizermax – why do you need to reply to the first comment on every single post? Please stop doing that – it is annoying and screams of desperation. Any other Chivers noticing this? I don't know – just seems to violate an unwritten rule within this wonderful community.

        • Matt

          It's the only way a douche can feel important. I'm always way down on the list to comment because I actually take time to look at the beautiful women!

  • ralph

    chive sucks.

    • guest

      You suck

    • herpderpherpinderin

      yeah, 50 percent of the new postings today are of chicks that they are hot enough not to show skin, and #44, yeah your different, your a butterface with a mask on..

      To be so far into yourself to think a "cute picture" is chiveworthy makes me think the light of day is but a memory..

      average at best 50 percent of you, and one of these is a guy , lol i know the guy that submitted it…LULZ

      • Larry

        Lol…. an elitist viewer of internet girls…. The epitome of pathetic loser….

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Elliot-Atkinson/100000438350852 Elliot Atkinson

          He's obviously someone who's looked at too much porn and has no appreciation left for what girls actually look like in real life.

          • Katoun

            I agree 😀

      • Gilbert

        Just reading how confident you are in your judgement of submitted photos, and what qualifies as chiveworthy, makes it %100 obvious your penis is permanently shaped like the inside of your palm.

      • Theo

        You can just tell some people are awesome without seeing their face.

        #44 is def one of those people.

        Just as you can tell some people fail at life, and will be forever alone by reading their posts. You are one of def one of those people.

      • VanillaGorilla

        YOU CHIVE HATERS NEED TO PLAY HIDE AND GO FUCK YOURSELF!

    • Demon_Cleaner

      You sir, may leave at your convenience.

    • Hancois

      Bite your tongue!

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      🙁 My drop gif didn't make it….I tried…. oh well…

      • Luca_Bratski

        That is a shame. I have a feeling that boob drops will catch on though. Maybe try one of those?

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          It was /:

    • mr_johnson

      thechive has a post that you would fit right into! its called douchebags.. its under the funny column. enjoy and gtfo

    • Herb

      So, go teabag elsewhere

    • The Dude

      If you troll at least try to entertain us. a 3 year old can troll better than you

      • Anonarama

        Considering the epic amount of thumb downs and all the comments… seems to have done alright for himself.

        • theone

          Yes it sucks ,its full of desperate nerds now. It used to be funny once.

    • Davo

      ralph is gay

    • its_forge

      The door >>>>

  • hAppYFriDay

    Woot woot! Thank you girls!!!

    • Billy

      #53 Plz make me a sandwich in that outfit on that skateboard.

      • Sup

        Hah, didn't even notice the skateboard til you mentioned that! Awesome pics sexy lady!

  • MikeK

    Yay! I love Chivettes!!!

    • ROK247

      sexy chivers? that's soooooo last friday…

      #34

      • thesensibleone

        So you love whores ,good-luck.

  • ohmyguinness

    #81 yummy.

  • Homer

    Yeeeee haaaaaaaa!!!!!

  • guest

    Wow… #79 perfect

    • BGO

      Dylan, is that your luscious rump again?

      • guest

        My guess is no

    • GRyde

      And the extra added boobage in the mirror is a nice bonus.

    • ohhhh yeeea

      fact

      • Ness

        Dylan you have the best ass. Sweet Jesus in heaven.

  • Luca_Bratski

    #10 we need moar I say.

    • llano2

      Yes, moar! She is beautiful, sexy, & sophisticated.

      • Jessica Condrey

        I agree. This girl is beautiful. Sexy Chivers is mostly just asses and boobs without faces…I thought men liked a girl with a pretty face too ;P

  • Fisheyes

    #40 Show Face. The rest is fantastic.
    #48 Those eyes. Wow.
    #50 Nice!

    • Homer

      I approve of your choices.

    • jay

      agree! huuuge fan of 48!

    • Aeternus

      # 48
      Kylie give me just a chance
      Let's go out and dance
      We can get into the groove
      I can watch you move
      Later you can sing to me
      Like a shining star
      But I rather do you on the back seat of my car

  • Mark

    To the person tht corrects #1's grammer. You are a dumbass.

    • andyg8180

      y u so hot no spell rite? lol

    • jim

      Like you kind of just did?

      • Captain Charley

        exactly what I was thinking

    • guy

      no your a dumbass

      • Nathan Hart

        *you're

      • http://www.facebook.com/ewalk216 Eric Walker

        LOL, if you're going to call someone a dumbass at least spell 'you're' correctly.

        • enburst

          he was being ironic because that was the mistake in the picture. *sighs*

    • Carlos

      *Grammar, douche

    • Negrodamas

      "Grammer"? Ahhhhh, the dumb! It stings!

    • Grammar Nazi

      *To the person WHO corrects #1's GRAMMAR. You are a bigger dumbass.

      • Suri

        Aaaahhhahahaa.

    • shwigooze

      agreed. go back to school and learn how to spell.

    • Davo

      It's spelt 'that' not 'tht' and 'grammar' not' grammer', you fucking idiot.

  • ralph

    I take that back. This was a good gallery.

  • http://twitter.com/p_oneill @p_oneill

    #10 Put me on the DAAAAMN list. Awesome eyes – we need moar

    • Justin

      So pretty, that I would suck the puss out the sit growing under her nose!

      • sooty

        *pus, *zit.

        don't worry man, you're not the first person whose brain turned into mush because of her 😉

    • theone

      Its a dude.

  • http://www.thechive.com NonfatWombat

    #10 = Nice eyes.

  • ohmyguinness

    wait….#44 marry me please.

    • equalizermax

      I love Ninja Chivette!

    • gahwings1

      We need to see much more of this lovely lady

      • TinFoilHatSoldier

        is this the 'merican burka? yup.

        • The Dude

          Ha well played sir

    • bob

      very beautiful eyes

    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      I can't trust girls who hunt, if they can kill an animal, it obviously means they are missing that warm, nurturing quality that makes a woman different from a man.

      • junior

        hunting puts food on the table i would call that warm and nurturing

      • ROK247

        it means that she doesnt need you to survive. most guys can't handle this.

        • JAS

          Also that she's probably not afraid to kill you if you really dick it up. That's probably what he's afraid of.

    • spydermonkey

      Obviously not sure if she's hot is hot.

    • LeoCast

      More #44

    • sheoncebelieved

      That's Sarah Palin….she's badass for sure. much more badass than the wimp in the Oval Office that can barely swing a club or ride a bike or throw a baseball

      • kornerr

        Yeah and I heard rumors russian people can see that tush from their coastline …

        • sheoncebelieved

          You're obviously retarded, Tina Fey said she could see Russia from her house….RETARD!

      • Ukulelemike

        Sweet! Sarah Palin is a secret Chivette! She could be president for sure, now!

      • Matt

        Awesome avatar btw. 😉

    • Bollyver

      You are my kind of Chivette, but I have a hunch you're married.
      whack'em and stack'em

    • Blackie

      Looks like Sarah Palin

    • bob

      looks exactly like a chick out here in my training unit at camp pendleton.
      need MOAR for sure

  • Frostback

    My Friday is now better since Sexy Chivers is up early.

  • chyea

    40 = MOAR

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      #40

  • Tim

    Nothing better than coming back from lunch and having early sexy chivettes for dessert!!

  • TheBoris

    There is so much wow here. #79 #22 #32 #49 #50

    • guest

      Dude… offensive avatar. please change it

  • illinois

    #4 Damn… fantastic view!

  • Gutts

    #40, #59, #60 Find them!

    • Andy Hodge

      Agreed…all my favs, plus #26.

      • Jen

        flat tummy and big boobs. lucky girl!

    • sanjay

      Excellent Keep it up and give happyness

  • Jimmy

    #53 and #79 ——- MOAR!

    • harrydunn

      my thoughts exactly! 53 is incredible!

    • ????

      saw the first picture in #53 and thought wow… wait i don't think high heels on a skate board is safe, in those heals i would…. (second picture) holy crap that is exactly what i was just thinking.

      • http://www.thechive.com Lhturbo

        Got stuck here… lol

    • bluejazz87

      Agreed.

  • Jim

    #10

    Those eyes!! Beautiful!

  • Henrik

    #66 Hi, sexy!

  • Homer

    Hey LG, glad to see you submit a pic at #3. Bummer that your WordPress blog is no more. I miss reading that and seeing the pics.

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      Hey Homer! I had to scratch some things that contained my full name since I get a new career, but I have a Twitter (using my initials) to stay in touch with everyone. 🙂

      • http://mydylan.tumblr.com/ Dylan

        Great Pic LG – smile is contagious as always 😉
        I am gonna miss those beach pics on tumblr =/

        • reading rainbow

          She just said she has a Twitter so I'm pretty sure you can continue the girl crush if you wanted. Her pics are stellar so I wouldn't blame you.

        • guest

          More of you is always welcome!

      • Hand of Fate

        I saw your other profile had been deleted and wondered why. Hope your new career goes well! (Not that most folks probably would mine having a good looking internet celebrity around to boost the company profile!)

        • FBI

          She's working intelligence for the feds now so I'm sure they'll put that hot ass to good use for USA. Hell I'd squeal if she came around haha.

          • Blackie

            Fuckin traitor

          • HTHT

            fuck you you narc piece of shit

      • Allenavw

        You've always got a great smile Lauren! Glad to see you haven't disappeared off the face of the internet completely. Hope we get to chat again soon, but I understand you're busy! :p

        • Jewels

          What is your new career Lauren? Btw…from one Chivette to another… In all honesty I've tried really hard to dislike you… That might sound a little strange but… you might say I'm a tad jealous lol. I'm certain I'm not the only one! For one you're drop dead gorgeous! But your beauty runs waaaaay more then just skin deep. You seem like such a cool well rounded chick! Dare I say it but… you're incredibly inspiring. I think you are a perfect representation of not only what a Chivette is… but who a modern woman is. I think that is something everyone can and should get behind. Can you tell I've got a girl crush on you?! lol! Anyway… mad respect Lauren! <3

          • its_forge

            She could tell you what you're doing now but then she'd have to kill you.

          • Allenavw

            I completely agree! I tried very hard to not like Lauren as well and I’ve failed miserably. She is just as you described.

      • Always Last

        Ah but it is back now…guess that gov't stuff didn't work out huh?

  • Me-maw

    #3 You are so AWESOME!!

    • Birdhaus32

      Best Chivette EVER!

    • balls mcgee

      Chick has it all and I mean it ALL. She's supermodel hot and natural and still wins with clothes on. I hate whoever she's with. Her smile seriously makes my day.

    • truthiness

      Winner winner hot chick please make me dinner!
      Best chivette to date for every reason in the book.

    • Runs House

      Took the words out of my mouth. Best smile and body out of any Chivette. I'll take em natural and intelligent thank you.

    • A Chiver

      If you follow LG on Twitter, you can see some pix before they appear here. Wink 😉

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