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UPDATE: Getting a lot of requests for Des, the hottie with Bill Murray up there, to become a Chivette. I’m with y’all. I think it’s time for the Chivers to hammer her Twitter sideways and let her know how we feel. And yes, she’s also in a bikini over there.

Second Update: It looks like she noticed…!

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  • Random

    #48 more hot chicks w/ tattoo !

    • Anonamau5

      Uh… yeah. They have an entire post of chicks with tattoos. Chive fail.

    • MOAR_dude

      MOAR!

    • Mark

      Sorry to burst le bubble, but those tattoos are totally shopped…i can tell by the pixels. plus tineye.com says so.

    • Not Random

      Or.. more hot chicks who didn't ruin their beautiful body with bad decisions, that would be cool too.

      • Freddy Mercury

        2nded.

      • http://www.facebook.com/theloudestchiselbreaking Cameron Holycrapimanuncle James

        The only bad decision I see here is a dick trying to tell women they aren't beautiful if they made the decision to decorate their skin as they saw fit.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      TinEye is your friend

  • Brother Maynard

    #1 #48 Begin and end with awesome.

    • The Spicy Italian

      Whale sharks… the only trustworthy sharks

  • sheoncebelieved

    #23 rolling in the mud with her right about….now….

    • urRealDad

      Thats poop

      • GK-4

        i'd still do it

    • doubled's

      nice profile pic

    • Anonamau5

      You've got to be either lesbo or bi, right? xD

      • Freddy Mercury

        or a dude….

    • Savage

      Rollin in Nutella actually. Makes it that much better

    • Homer

      I am thinking that is Nutella based on previous posts. Yummy, just when you thought Nutella couldn't get any better.

    • whatabod

      Smokin' hot. Feel bad if she's not 18…

    • Urban

      I want to, but my OCD says otherwise.

    • FlyingSpagMonst

      FLBP — Check
      Gap — Check
      Fit girl — Check

    • NitroKa

      I busted my Nutella on her… (had to drop the joke)

  • Joe

    1111!!111.

  • Mitch

    Not First!

    • jason_in_pc

      but clearly still a douche, since you ran to the bottom to see if you were then still said the word.

      • Zach

        This douche clearly hasn't been first at anything in his life.

        • Netoward

          Probably he was always first with his gf, till she left him.

  • Doug

    #1 ftw

    • dude

      they are whale sharks , not very dangerous at all

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #3 pic was cut too high!! please repost the original for further evaluation!
    #14 british tv shows are awesomely funny! americans get your shit together and just enjoy something different

    • VampJenn

      have you seen the IT crowd. one of my favorite shows.

      • GlibTongue

        That's an AWESOME SHOW!

    • BloodScrubber

      BBC America is cool. Are You Being Served….As Time Goes By…..Coupling…Keeping Up Appearances…hilarious stuff.

    • High Brow

      Yes, Minister is an old British show, but still easily one of my favorites, if you're into politics and the English language, that is.

    • Maurice

      US networks constantly copy Brit shows cause even they realize that their own stuff sucks azz.

      • 6655321

        No. What about The Office and Top Gear. Wait. Hmm.

        • TheRealSnowman

          Top Gear USA sucks so badly Jessa eats another SRT8 for breakfast.

    • Morgan Freeman

      The Mighty Boosh !!!

  • hueyrocks

    #3 and #19 – So much hot!

    • Anon

      I may be wrong, but I think #3 is the side boob girl

  • Captlazarus

    #48 is nice but #34 got the job done.

    • Maynard B.

      Noooooooooooooo!

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #5 – Fantastic! Just like my BMX bike when I was a kid!

    • tobuscus

      Its a dude

      • Pete

        He likes gay love.

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 121, Funny or Ironic Tattoos

      When you think about tattoo parlors, it conjures up images of sailors, gang members, hepatitis, and spring break. All of these are things that white people do not like, except for sailors but that only counts if they were sailing before Vietnam. Yet in spite of this, more and more white people are getting tattoos.

      But do not make the mistake of thinking that white people like all tattoos. In fact, they hate a great number of them:

      * Anything with an American Flag or Eagle

      * References to Military Services

      * Tribal Arm Bands

      * “Heritage”

      * Faces of children, spouses, or dead people

      * Tattoos with more than one color

      A white person getting a tattoo is a major step in their life as it presupposes that their taste at this given moment is good enough to sustain them for the rest of their lives. Needless to say, this is a near impossible task. This is why you don’t see a lot of white people with R.E.M. or Strokes tattoos.

      White people can only get tattoos of the only thing that they are guaranteed to like in five years, and needless to say it’s a short list. But two things will never go out of style with white people: humor and irony.

      An ironic/funny tat can come in many forms: a piece of bacon, old Nintendo characters, mustaches on the inside of their finger, or Asian Characters that say something funny and self-aware like “dim sum,”"chicken fried rice,” or “I can’t read Chinese.”

      The Chinese or Japanese character is an interesting case study about the dangers of getting a tattoo with a personal meaning. You see, about fifteen years ago these were considered to be acceptable. Then the wrong kind of white people started getting sentences like “trust no one” or words like “beauty,” “truth,” or “endurance.” To make a more modern analogy, it would be like The Arcade Fire being featured on a Jock Jams CD.

      White people learned their lesson.

      A white person with the right kind of tattoo is generally very popular within the white community since they have shown a demonstrated commitment to irony, humor, and in some cases, self-deprecation.

      If you find yourself competing socially with one of these people, there are a few things you can do in order to defeat them.

      Your saving grace is the fact that white people not only enjoy getting funny/ironic tattoos, but they really enjoy talking about them too! Therefore, it is essential that you already have 2-3 clever tattoo ideas ready to drop into a conversation.

      “Yeah, that finger mustache is pretty cool but a lot of people have it. (Note: this is the meanest thing you can say). I’m thinking about getting a tattoo of a donut around my belly button or a picture of a hamburger on my forearm so I can order food when I’m in Japan.”

      Your conversation partner will likely then tell you about the clever tattoos that they have been thinking of and before you know it they have forgotten all about your competition.

      • Gern Blansten

        You're one of those stupid hipsters, aren't you?

      • db3300

        That was some of the most self-righteous crap I've ever partially read.

    • Charlie

      I can ride a bike with no handlebars, no handlebars, no handlebars

  • Kodos

    #37
    Russian Mail Order Bride – The Next Day

  • Brian King

    I could ride #5 with no hands!!!

    • rwj

      its a guy dumbass ,or mebbe u r a fag.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #23
    You Dirrrrty girl. Yummy.

  • Anakrusix

    #40 – If i were him, I'd be jumping out of the nearest window.

    • thesensibleone

      She could be the next Chivette if we dont get to vote.

    • Big E

      how is that guy's reflection in the mirror?

    • ssstoopid

      A similar scene occurred in the movie "Rock Star" with Mark Wahlberg.

    • what?troll

      I would still hit that

  • pablo_v

    #27
    who hasnt done that
    #3
    love me some redheads

  • http://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

    #21 #22 saw what you did there….nutella ftw!!!

    • Chadster

      You forgot #23 ! Three nutella pics in a row FTW 😛

  • disturbed

    #37 My kind of woman

    • Urban

      Careful, she'll give you trailer balls.

  • Rahm Emanuel

    #5 No dad I am not a whore…not yet…It was your job to keep me off the pole…You Failed!

  • not impressed

    Meh

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I find your lack of not be impressed disturbing.

    • Lotus

      The trolling in the comments was kinda interesting, but yeah, meh.

  • Tunk

    #45 tool

    • Ryan

      A guy spends countless hours in the gym for years trying to better himself and achieves a hulk like physique. Yea what a tool. How do those grapes taste, oh I bet they taste like shit huh? You fucking fox.

      • Paul

        "A guy spends countless hours in the gym for years trying to better himself and achieves a hulk like physique. (on his right arm and his right arm only)."

        Ryan, you should've evened out the other side dude.

        • luaP

          that's his left arm. mirrors are super fun.

          • Jason

            Actually mate, Paul was right about it being, er, right…

            • Benjiman

              it's the left arm, look at the writing on his shirt

      • Guest

        I know plenty of shitheads with awesome physique's. A couple of them were actually "better" people before they got the muscles that they achieved spending countless hours every day in the gym. Instead of having lives. Working out doesn't necessarily make you better ….. unless of course you were a total lazy fat-ass before you started working out.

      • Anon

        I think we all know now that Ryan is the one in the picture…….tool.

    • Oasis

      Either shopped or he masturbates a lot.

    • Javier

      He should stop jerking off that much.

    • Steven

      Lol yeah total toolbag

    • MacNCheesePro

      Not getting what this has to do with the Chive unless it's supposed to be P'shopped, but I can't tell. Otherwise, it belongs on the Berry.

    • Biggus Diccus

      If you want to see a guy with a rediculously huge arm:
      http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2009/10/german-arm…

      It's a genetic malformation but he uses it to arm wrestle

    • adamcoasttocoast

      anyone who takes pictures of their muscles is a tool. Argument over.

  • jason_in_pc

    #9 staring and staring…. oh wtf man. took me longer than i want to admit.

    • Lightbulb

      You must not be too bright.

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #19
    Even making that face I want to do such filthy things to her.

  • The Guy

    That's the description they are looking for in Dr. Pepper #22

  • Pablo

    #9 WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DO????

  • Capt. Obvious

    #34 SOOOOO FFFFIng HAAWWWTTTT MOAAAARRR!!

    • Brian King

      Jabba the Hut's mom

      • Biggus Diccus

        No it's Pizza the Huts mom

    • urDad

      Thats Paula

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      You can't motor boat that shit. Gotta cruise ship that bitch!

    • amrith777

      Ya never know…she might be the best you ever had–she looks like she'd be a freak and then some :p

    • Jangalang

      FIND HERRRR!

    • DrChimRichalds

      Just wait til those curlers come out. YOWZA!

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