Sexy Chivers and first-time Chivettes, the SC goes live tomorrow!

So I may have forgotten to make a call out to our Chivettes this week because I’m not the brightest guy. I’d love to make tomorrow a great day in the SC but I could use some help from our Chivettes.

Our Chivettes continue to conquer the sexy world. Our Chivettes work in your office, they live next door to you, and they’re just as sexy as any of the photoshopped digital models out there. So let’s have some fun this week.

: Grab your camera (phone) and write ‘Chive On’ on a sign or some part of your body (be as creative as you like). Then use our handy-dandy upload page to send pics to thechivesubmit [at] gmail [dot] com and collect internet fame. Let’s have some fun this week. Above all: Be Creative! Do it for your country!

Chive On!


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  • Kona Girl

    i got your back, Johnny. Still early here in Hawaii. hope you don't mind tan lines 🙂

    • KeyserSoze

      Tan lines are so freaking sexy and they deserve their own Tan Line Tuesday…

      • b-ry

        well said. Chive – make it happen

      • KeyserSoze

        Fuck yes…

        • b-ry

          hahahaha….well done KeyserSoze

      • KeyserSoze

        oh, hell yes. Tan lines FTW.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton


      • Yani

        Tan Line Tuesday!

      • NebraskaGuy

        I'll thumb that up!

      • moving on

        been asking for that post for months now……they don't listen to us.

  • Daniel

    by my watch it's 3am. you have to love how un-corporate the chive is. they'll blog at all hours.

    • duh

      it's not that they're un-corporate…its because they live in another time zone than you.

    • Coldzilla

      Funny how the world doesnt revolve around you huh?

    • Bud Lee

      It is actually like 1:30 P.M. over there right now…so..basically they are slacking

  • emmy

    can't sleep. now have something to do <3

    • Erock


    • Bud Lee

      Cool…if you need someone to help you decide what to submit, I guess I could help. You can send the pics to 00budlee00@gmail.com I'll let you know which ones are chive worthy

  • photobug1

    i fucking love the chive

    • wedding bells

      why don't you marry it.

  • Jon

    John, if only 5 or 6 Chivettes end up submitting, I'll – well – I'll uh, still click on the Chive, but you know, it's pretty much a Friday thing now for me, so let's make it a good one!

  • Leann

    So I’m innocently Chiving during the car ride to the beach and I see my pic. Badass. You totally made my beach trip John! 🙂

  • Craig

    In honor of this week being all about 'Planking' , how about having a sexy chivettes in planking poses?

    • Bud Lee

      Worst idea …. EVER

    • Daniel

      Please, no.

  • DanO

    Why are super hot chicks always looking out windows???? Are they looking out for the Peeping Toms?

  • b-ry

    or…get behind it.

    • b-ry

      hahahahaha…love the name stealing.

      but on a serious note…we've asked for that post along with tan line tuesday…and still nothing.

  • Paula_

    I'm seriously going to DDOS The Chive if there's even a single one of those fucking DUCKFACES among them tomorrow. I'm still pissed off by todays overload of those imbeciles.

    – ritually burning its old Donald Ducks since the duckface

    • anon

      No HORSE faces either!

      • urdad

        No skanks too

        • NBNB

          well that leaves about about 98% of them.

      • truth teller

        well that eliminates Dylan.

  • Logan


    • ChiverMeTimbers

      Looks like someone is trying to be more hated on this site than Paula. 😀

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      Whoa buddy, change your tampon, and calm down. It's still too early for DAR yet. Patience, young padawan. 😉

    • JMY

      100% agree. fuck these useless skanks.

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    And lets be nice to the girls!!! What do you say!!!

    • Red.

      fuck those sluts.

      • tyler turden

        Yeah ,the whores deserve it ,lets pwn sum bitches.

        • Freddy Mercury


  • E.V.L.

    We're all counting on you, John – we know you'll make it a good one with LOTS of GAP and FAP material! Bring it on for Friday!!

  • ROK247

    now that is an acronym i can get behind!

  • somegirl

    I just submitted my pictures for tomorrow 🙂 I'm always afraid I wont make it lol, such a weird feeling.

    • Allenavw

      Don't listen to that douchebag! I always obsessively check theChive to see if the SC has been posted whenever I submit. My heart pounds and I'm so nervous to see if I made it. I know exactly what you're talking about. Good luck!

    • urDad


      • http://sno0bs.wordpress.com snoobs89

        fuck you assbag, you know nothing.

      • Red


      • Foosbah

        also agree.

    • Bud Lee

      So what should we look for…..?

  • Sarcynical

    Porn is free on the internet.

    It is free. Turn off safe search on google and type any object laying around, you'll find women in seconds.

    Or… Maybe instead you could go out and find a good looking woman.
    I still don't get the attraction to the Chive and these photo sets.

    • FBFBF

      one of the best comments ever.

  • thesensibleone

    For god sake NO more ugly attention whores !

  • duke nukem

    Hey nerds ,just concentrate on ur blow up dolls ,leave the real women for real men. The despos here piss me off.

    • The Dude


  • tobuscus

    Ull never make it ,they only show degenerate whores who luv to slut it up. Try a classier medium.

  • truth teller

    Chivettes = SLUTS

  • wkdfrog

    TFI friday!

  • Bud Lee

    I'm personally hopping that R2 and the Aussie poster submit.

    Oh, and the t gOst chick

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=589047656 Kyle White

      oh yeah, I'm hoping to see MOAR of that AuSSie chick also.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

    Sexy Chivers already a win with LG as the promotional pic! B)

    • http://www.gfys.org/ theauthorities

      Old creep

  • http://www.gfys.org/ truth

    Calling all attention whores ,time for you to get naked and take pics for the internet nerds ,keep the fresh fap material coming. Remember the guys here like em slutty.

  • NebraskaGuy

    What's up with all these outdated comments? John, did you post old stuff and accidently include the comments?

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