There are Sexy Chivers Among Us (85 Photos)

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  • danny j.

    #1, #49, #64, #85

    Welcome back, Chivettes! Also, holy shit.

    • wet shirt

      need more wet tshirt pics!

    • Grammarnazi

      I think you picked my favorite pictures from my favorite thread… Thanks!

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      Yeah ..

      I dropped to stand stil on #64

      • sixdeadelves

        she so hot lost my mind for a second

      • Allen


    • Average Chiver


      • Truth


    • Austin Powers

      #33 that's a man, baby!

    • tralfaz

      Very well done ladies.

    • chivecritic

      vote for what you prefer to see from these girls. thumbs up on this one # 27

      or see below

      • chivecritic

        or prefer 28?

        • The_Dood

          * #28?

          • MGoBlue

            Unbelievably hot

      • The_Dood

        You mean #27?

    • truthserum

      Is it still rape if you yell "Chive on!" first?

  • Sharky

    #67 Nice undies

    • Grammar Ninja

      Nice legs!

      • Gingo Ju ju

        whuuuut?? they're extremely thin and unshapely. just because they're not fat, doesn't mean they're nice. up your standards.

        • Allenavw

          Hey, fuck you. I have great legs.

          • Truthie truth truth

            your are sexy as hell and funny. show us more!! full nude perhaps?? yummy

            • Allenavw

              Wow you just jumped right into that. This ain’t playboy lol. Thanks for the compliment though!

              • Truthie truth truth

                A guy's gotta ask… you are perfectly my type. sorry, didn't mean to offend but your are seriously hot

                • Allenavw

                  Haha no offense! Guess there’s never any harm in asking lol. Thanks 😉

                  • Truthie truth truth

                    so what do you do? where are you from?

                    • Allenavw

                      I’m going to be vague and go with Office Assistant, Canada.

                    • Truthie truth truth

                      smart girl. send in more! We'll appreciate it

                    • Allenavw

                      I’ve submitted before, they’re out in theChive somewhere. I’ve already got more ideas in mind for pics.

                    • Guesty

                      Any of those ideas include not posting any more pics on here?

                    • fanboy

                      if you don't like, don't look.

                      PS – guesty, go back to your dick whittling and STFU

                    • Guesty

                      Sheep fanboy rage – engage!
                      go back to being a forever alone trying to pick up internet chicks on the chive and STFU

                    • fanboy

                      wow.. that was really hurtful


                    • fanboy

                      i apologize Guesty. can i give you an apology blowjob?

                • Allenavw

                  I meant to write no offense taken. I’m clearly on top of my game today haha.

          • fanboy

            Forget the legs. Look at that shitter…. damn

            • Allenavw

              That was the most grotesque comment.

              • fanboy

                I'd do some serious planking on you…

          • Nathan_Wind

            Tell him, girl!

            • Allenavw

              Yay, support! Haha I think you should have added some *snaps* to that comment 😛

          • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

            FUCK YEAH YOU DO GIRL!

            aLSO, Fuck yeah .. these fuckin douche wouldn't make it on any site .. gay or straight ..

            LMAO .. GREAT JOB GIRL! Seriously …

            • Allenavw

              Lol, best comment all day! Thanks for making me laugh. Also, you’re right… I think they may have had their man cards revoked.

              • Simmer Tyme

                wow. what an egotistical bitch.

        • The_Dood

          Yes they are thin, but unshapely? I don't see any lumps or bulges in them. WTF are you talking about? I'll admit they are a bit too thin to be perfect but very nice nonetheless. I wouldn't kick her out of bed, I know that.

      • Allenavw

        Thank you! Also, love your username 😛

    • Allenavw

      Haha did you recognize them?

      • Sharky

        Hard to miss- the same ones from your mimic photo 😀 Thought you might dust off your Canucks gear for the start of the new season

        • Allenavw

          I still can’t believe they posted it, I submitted at about 1:00am their time last night lol. Don’t worry, I’ll be submitting some Canucks love soon! Boo, we lost our first game though L

          • eewwwww

            You look like a meth addict with a previous eating disorder.

            • Juju


            • Allenavw

              Do I look like I give a shit what you think?

              • Karl


              • Guesty

                Well, you got pretty defensive when that guy said you don't have nice legs, so I am going to go with yes, yes you do give a shit…

                • Allenavw

                  I don’t think it’s being “pretty defensive” when somebody says something just to be mean. So he doesn’t like my legs, he doesn’t need to comment about it.

                  • Guesty

                    Listen, I just answered your question.

                    • Allenavw

                      You’re assuming I’m being bitchy and rude though. It was just a response to your comment.

                    • Guesty

                      OK…..Didn't assume much, so stop being so bitchy about it!

                    • Allenavw

                    • Guesty

                      Don't mind me I masturbate to the thought of my overbearing mother.

                  • The IRS

                    It's a "comment section", so yes, he had just as much need to comment on it as anyone else. People have varying opinions. Can't take the heat? Stay in the kitchen.

                    • Allenavw

                      I simply meant it seemed unnecessary. And really? A kitchen joke… how original. I’m so hurt.

                    • wrong title

                      yeah. 'cause that's what the chive is renowned for. originality…….

                  • Gingo Ju ju

                    no, i gave my opinion which is what the comments section is for. if want people to unanimously kiss your ass, i'm sure most of these brown-nosers will happily oblige you.

                    • Allenavw

                      I don’t need approval from anyone. You’re welcome to comment and I’m also welcome to comment back. It’s a two way street.

                    • k-9

                      allenavw, keep up the fine work. could use an office ASSistant myself.

                    • Allenavw

                      Excellent word play 😉 haha

              • Fawkes

                Honestly? Yeah, you kinda do. I mean, sending in a butt pic, and then making sure everyone knew it was yours? Yeah, I'd say that makes it look like you care.

                • Ghost in the Machin

                  100% agree.

            • Jak

              Sorry chickie but the whole "previous eating disorder" thing fuckin had me rollin…classic

    • thebadone

      Skeleton porn…yuck.



      • STOLEN ASS


    • Steve

      Ms. Fanypants

  • Willis

    #84, #85, #78

    When John publishes this monster, I wonder if he smashes his keyboard on the ground like a rockstar with a guitar?

    • zoing

      He also waits for guys like you to come and suck his dick while screaming chive on.

    • 09488

      please don't tarnish the name of the rockstar by associating it with a guy who puts pics up on the internet of needy attention whores. all things considered, that's even less "rockstar" than calling a rap-star a rockstar.

    • Yea Yea

      #84 is way hot!

      • John

        Perfect ASS

    • Dano

      Yes, he killed it (well, the Chivettes killed it), but yes. Love you ladies.



  • Ryan

    #26 Thanks Chivettes!

    • itruth

      Thanks for giving us chivers fresh fap material.

      • The_Dood

        I can't believe you losers fap to non-nudes… You are letting SOO much porn out there go to waste.

    • Blumpkin

      That is an epic rear view

      • Ryan

        my boss walked behind my desk as I was looking at the post, hes been in his office with the door closed for the last ten minutes

        • Guesty

          Hopefully he is writing up the paperwork to fire your ass.

        • The Dude

          i hope he blows his load on the back of your head.

        • Sarcynical

          Suuuuure he did. I love how EVERYONE'S boss does that, and you guys notice it EVERYTIME, and post it on here. Bullshit.

    • AngryOldMan

      #26…NAILED IT!!!!!!! ooofah.

  • uberbrie

    Add #3 and #64 to Cart

    • The Chivery

      Thats the only way us chivers can hope to get laid.

      • Average Chiver

        nah, we gave up hope a long time ago. so we FAP!

    • sixdeadelves

      64's the best

    • MAX_POW

      I am gonna have wet dreams with #64 tonight

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        i passed out when i saw that one

  • Tuff Guy

    #38 The smile is fine, but what's with the backwards letters?? Cop or stripper??

    • chivecritic

      take it off or she dont rate..

    • Vince

      The shirt says US Coast Guard…

      • chivecritic

        shouldnt be a shirt.

    • Nah

      why don't you look in your rear view mirror, she's an ambulance!

      • chivecritic


    • beau

      united states coast guard retard

    • Josh

      Prettier than any girls at my station that for sure. And no higher ups would care…you act like she's naked or something, she's wearing the uniform properly. I've seen way worse on peoples facebook. I'm gonna have to look that name up on global now haha.

    • http://survival101.wetpaint.com/ Andy REDDSON

      Oh, it's real alright. She did ssomething to the img to flip it.

      • missmadhatter

        sure did, my phone has a reverse camera on it so i don't have to guess where the lens is looking 🙂

  • mark

    #84, #83, #82


    • Grammar Ninja

      Don't like the boots. LOVE everything else!!

    • jones

      stripping down to try on boots and taking pictures…fucking awesome

    • macman1987

      my thoughts exactly.

    • mpoifj

      the ones on her feet.

    • MrMav

      NICE ass!! Mmmm!!!

    • berkshires

      well put my friend!!

    • Truth

      SPECTACULAR ass. Just awesome

    • medude

      who said boots?

    • bdg

      They'll look good up by your ears!!!

    • Darren

      Moreeeee, moreee pictures please

  • This Is Me

    #79, #79, and #79

    • chivecritic

      wtf is this facebook? cmon girl show us the real chivette.. what a waste of one pic in here gtfo!

    • 168.99.20

      No SC post will be complete without THE biggest attention whore of all time. Seagull on!

      • Kit9

        2nded. I really do wish she'd fuck off.

      • I am telling you.

        Tell her to fuck off! We don't need her here. I am going to wish she saw blocks of dead birds when she everyday opens her door!

    • Terry Burke

      OMG …ITS LG !!!!!! Am so happy that am crying right now. THE most intelligent and pretty women on earth !! Love her more than my own life.

      • Matt


      • Tits McGee

        lol, spot on impression, hahaha

      • Funny

        You sound so sarcastic and I love it!

    • Hunter X

      I'll admit LG's brains maker her extra sexy, but some of these Chivettes now….WOW. LG's gonna have to step up her game if she's gonna keep her crown (the one on the Keep Calm Shirt). 🙂

      • The_Dood

        Erin and Ellen both have her beat IMO.

      • Truthie truth truth

        she is hot… but it's time to step it up fo sho

      • LG=shit

        Comparing to other chivettes, she is the one full of most shit!!

    • Guesty

      Rumor is, if you put your ear close enough to her nose, you can hear the ocean…

      • Foosbah


      • So wrong

        Are you sure it's not the flush of the toilet?

    • sister

      #79 LG and her sister #36
      I knows because the nose.

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_


      • This side

        I can't stop laughing at your extremely big teeth. You should have worked on it in your last plastic surgery bitch. I will send more birds to the sky and let you know what karma taste like when you let the bird poop melting in your horse mouth.

        • Tim Gunn


  • Doofenshmirtz

    Wow…a little "Mr. Bill" going on there with #15 :0
    Those panties don't leave much to the imagination!

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      omm nom nom nom

    • CORE

      i think she pulled the "toe tuck" just for the pic!

      • Çreep

        I think its fuckin outstanding. If you havent guessed, i luvs me so toe

        • myNameIs

          hear hear!

          • myNameIs


    • Red

      Some serious 'Toe. Wow.

    • The Brazilian

      I'd make out with those lips

      • clit gobbler

        ditto… they need some serious frenching

    • Dude

      You can clearly see that snapper is ready to bite….

    • AKBAR

      all those panties show is how that "thing" has been over-abused. kind of disgusting actually.

      • CORE

        Sounds like you've never done any abusing.

  • walker


    Gamer Girl, you are one of my all-time Chive favorites.

    • chivecritic

      as earlier send her to the scene girl posting.. show skin or gtfo.

      • matty

        totally agree, chivecritic, now which one is your blog where the girls submit skin photos to you all the time so we can check that out?

        • the truth

          so let me get this straight: you can't critique or have an opinion on something, unless you've made, or were in charge of making it? then you better never have an opinion on books, movies, tv shows, politics, or most things in general.

        • chivecritic

          um its here matty look past the scene gorls and look at #28 , um thats skin

        • kitley

          you're a dumbass.

      • The_Dood

        As it's been said thousands of times. You want skin, try porn. You want beautiful real girls in an array of different outfits from skimpy to sweaters, come here. In other words, gtfo and quit bitching.

        • Raunchy The 1st

          yeah, 'cause "real girls" usually lack a head and upper-torso, amirite?

          • The_Dood

            Yeah sure, why not. That's exactly what I fucking said. So what you're saying is it makes it easier to wank to if they are clothed and you can't see anything above the sternum?


      I just got mine in, happy to send it to you as a Thanks.

    • Justin

      yes indeed pretty and a gamer
      and old school t
      very well done

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey


  • AnCen

    #4 a basterd's work is never done.

    • Bubba

      Well played sir!

  • canadiandave

    #27 , #28 , why would you post them both in the same posting? # 27 should be in one called scene girls who think they are hot but wont accept that all us guys want to see # 28 style photos, delete all the ones that dont show skin and make these ladys that think they are CUTE like # 27 show us the moneymakers

    • AnCen

      you would be kind to take the "canadian" out of your name; you make the rest of us (few as we are :P) look bad.

      • chivecritic

        ok nerd that hasnt got laid cause these scene gorls wont take thier panties off for you..

        • TRON


    • sigh....

      Now wait for all the fanboys and pussy worshiping nerds to go into a rage and defend these `classy` ladies to no end.

      • The Dude


    • The_Dood

      Can someone explain to me what the fuck this says so that I can more effectively rebut.

      • j33390

        it's a friday afternoon/evening. go out and try to get laid, and you won't have to worry about it.

        • The_Dood

          It's not for me yet. I still have another hour before I crack open a beer and bend my girl over…

          • Average Chivette

            *swoon* you sound like such a gentleman. if you didn't have a girlfriend, i'd deep-throat you. all 1.5 inches of you.

    • Mowwy

      Yeah you're making us look bad with your idiocy.

      Seriously, "sexy" can't exist to you without nudity or skimpy underwear? I feel bad for you. You probably watch nascar and crush beer cans on your forehead.

  • Undershooter30

    #1 Chive on?…… Welllllllll, only if you insist.

    • RamRod

      I would wreck that smile!

    • itsmeagain

      Whore on.

    • Average Chiver

      suck my dick!

      • ur-right

        you have one??

        • Average Chiver

          yes!! would you like to suck it???

          • tim

            I hear a lot of people choke on small bones.

    • http://www.facebook.com/wes.perry1 Wesley Perry

      Seriously just smokin hot

  • acs10

    #60 this is exactly what i needed before a long drive to West Virginia University, hopefully there are some chivettes in morgantown

    • facepalm

      What class ,what decency ,what elegance.

      • Number 60

        im sensing a little sarcasm in your statement…? haha. look, i worked my ass off to look like i want to look and being single and having nobody to share my new body with, i thought "why not spread the love anonymously to my favorite people ever?"

        • Hunter X

          I'll 'share' with ya. Damn nice. Be proud- I'd be proud to say I'm hittin' that…

        • Proud Chiver

          meh. i'd rape you.

        • facepalm

          No, I agree. You're as timeless and elegant as Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton.

          • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

            Well played sir.

        • Truthie truth truth

          You should be proud. You are seriously hot.

          • ED ME

            her skank levels are over 9000!!

        • MGoBlue

          Good for you. You look awesome, I'd be proud to have you

    • Yea Yea

      Need MOAR!!!!

  • JD Marsh

    After helping the fire fighters, getting lili the safe room and the onslaught of likes for the dream wedding….along with the SC every week, i do think it's high time to change "probably" to "definitely the best site on the internet"

    • dr. mark

      i'm a cynic by nature but the chive continues to prove that they are doing things like nobody else these days. they continue to impress. you have my cynical ass thumb.

      • prof. dave

        "i'm a cynic by nature"

        what a coincidence, i say whatever i am if it makes me sound cooler and more intellectual too!

    • bazinga

      Guys the line to suck theChive`s dick forms to the left. Thank you.

      • Nah


      • Terry Burke

        Om nom nom nom nom!

  • MissChris

    #1 Sexy eyes!
    #25 VERY sexy cleavage!

    • tellthetruth

      Man this site is full of dumbfucks. Half of these pics are Photoshopped to make it look like these chics have submitted these pics themselves. theChive must laugh at how easy it is to fool you guys.

      • 65807Chiver

        I know #1, and I know for a fact she's a loyal chivette. I'm sure she submitted that photo.

        • Lol

          Thats what they all say

        • uh-huh

          Suuuuuuure she did 😉

      • Dumb Fuckers

        Who cares? Enjoy the eye candy and STFU

        • Average Chiver

          NOOOOOO!!! i came here for REAL chicks so i can FAP!

      • Mike

        #25 is my girl friend, thus I'd have to agree that these aren't all shopped bud.

  • elwood


    please make her the Chivette of the week. thanks.

    • T_Bag

      I agree, Chivette of the Week!

      • Jak


    • Yea Yea


      • jasgat

        Could not agree more

    • Karl


      • The Living Tribunal


        • Rascal Fats


        • teh dude

          living tribunal, more like homotribunal…
          the berry is that way —>

          Chivette of the year she is.

          • Simon Phoenix

            EAT SHIT, YOU FUCKTARD, COCK SUCKING, waste of sperm and egg.

            Then go rinse your mouth out with a loaded revolver. I SERIOUSLY, fucking hate you and I want you, your offspring and that cunt that gave birth to you .. TO FUCKING DIE!

            Stop contaminating the rest of the gene pool!

            • Rhetorical

              U mad bro?

    • LaMarq

      I think, she should get her own calendar! Love those eyes!

  • Undershooter30

    #85 You are making it very hard for me to do what you want me to do.

    • ambackagain

      Keep calm and whore on.

  • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Ladies, you win.

    I need to go lie down.

    Has anyone seen my heart medication?

  • oliverklosov

    #12 I'd eat her liver with some farva bean and a nice bottle of Chianti.

    The first time I set eyes on #41, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=682265258 Lindsey Bergeron

      would you like a litre of Farva beans?

      • oliverklosov

        I know I screwed up it's Fava beans. Please forgive me. 😮

      • Ozzman

        would you like a litre of man milk?

    • tellitasitis

      Good on ya for not brown nosing and acting like a wimp to please them.

    • Nishtai

      Now that's a true gentleman, ladies 😛

  • data

    #35, #51, #78 🙂

    • yawn

      Bad choice.

  • D10

    #21 Congrats!

    • Truthie truth truth

      someones gonna have fun all over you:)

    • Bubba

      Nice catch!

    • Slim_Shady88

      lucky guy!!!

    • Guest

      Ya might wanna lose the shirt.

  • ROK247

    weddings with a bride like this are more like funerals 🙁

    • zingguy

      Next year….Divorce pics.

  • JohnnyT

    #14 #15 I'm glad I got to take a PIKCAHU

    • JohnnyT

      Go figure I fucked that up…PIKACHU

      • Nah

        I thought you meant peekatyou

  • Richard Wadd

    #2 #33
    Congratulations. Now put it away for safe keeping and lets see how you look without it.

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      #33 is Awesome. Shows the love with the shirt.

      Shows the love with the Hump!


      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521127713 Tony Lastomirsky Jr


    • criticism

      Not pretty enough.

      • Proud Chiver

        downright ugly, actually.

    • ian


      im always down to cuddle especially a first time chivette 😉

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