A note on Sexy Chivers…

Leo and I are currently in New York because we’ve been invited to Ground Zero to visit the 9-11 Memorial tomorrow. We’ll be sure to bring you photos of this and we’re honored to have this opportunity to remember our fallen Americans. As a result, there won’t be a Sexy Chivers tomorrow, all apologies there.

I promise to bring you a biggie-sized SC next Friday to restore balance to the force. We’ll have our usual awesome posts and the HQ DAR, Leo is sitting across from me now cooking up a very nice looking Yoga Pants post as we speak.

Keep Calm. Chive On.

John n’ Leo

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  • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Fjiii… Fjiiii….. Ffffffff…. FJIIIIHARRRRRSSTTTTTT!!!!1!

    – Leo is wearing yoga pants? WTF!?? Sexy!

    • Stan's Lover

      We got her down to 101 lets break 100 keep thumbs up.

      • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Go ahead… make my day. You guys can even push me to -99 if there's enough thumbs up!

        – btw what's this about 11/11? Is that about WTC7 that spontaneously killed itself after a pigeon farted on it?

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Anywaysies, here's some nice yoga pants consolation:
      <img src="http://www.lolgallery.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/1835-fat-ass.jpg"/&gt;
      – getting thumbed up for a 'first!' post? What has the world come to…

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Where is Stan?! I can't wait to see his reaction to all these thumb ups!

  • Don Dimisa

    im in NY. wheres the Part gonna be?

  • RatedR401

    Paula licks donkey teets

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled 'tits'.
      Or 'balls'.

      – the one you love to hate

  • Don Dimisa

    that was supposed to say Wheres The Party Gonna Be?

    • http://twitter.com/buzzbuzznyc @buzzbuzznyc

      Seriously. We need a Chive meetup in NYC

      • Don Dimisa

        for real. i feel left out of the Awesomeness

    • http://www.tube8.com Hatin'_on NYC

      Get rid of the Hippy Douchebag Liberal Protester's FIRST .. then we'll tlak about a meet up.

      • http://twitter.com/buzzbuzznyc @buzzbuzznyc

        easy there tough guy. not everyone in nyc is camping out in zuccotti park.

      • JDB

        Why don't you just stay out in the woods redneck.

        • http://www.tube8.com Hatin'_on NYC

          Why don't you go sodomize yourself with a hot poker stick, and cut your fuckin' balls off and then choke yourself to death on them as you stuff them down your throat.

    • Craigery

      It's a memorial ceremony for the people who died on 9/11, not a party.

      • The Joker

        Sounds like a fun time to me…..

      • Don Dimisa

        Relax Buddy. If you think i was saying we should have a party at the Ground Zero Memorial then you are mistaken. i wasnt/wouldnt Suggest something that retarted.
        i simply wanted to suggest a chiver NYC meetup. now you are not invited. lol.

  • mmmhmmm

    can we at least get a yoga pants consolation like last time you cancelled sexy chivers?

    • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

      did u not read the whole message?

      • mmmhmmm

        clearly not, my bad. *hangs head in shame*

    • -0i-

      Google image "chicks in yoga pants". It's a big internet. You're welcome.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        challenge accepted

  • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

    9/11/11 Never forget! God Bless the USA and Chive-on!!

    • Sly

      wait what? we shouldn't forget the 10th anniversary?

      • http://jerseysfinest-bling.blogspot.com/ bling306

        hahahaha whoops

    • Craigery

      What happened on 9/11 again? I forgot.

      • 09-0

        i don't know. something about arabs on a plane…..



    • -0i-

      how bout you go get laid?

  • damon

    well that would explain the two people who looked exactly like John and Leo I saw walking down 5th Ave. about an hour ago

  • Jag


  • Sly

    Every time this happens I just ask myself, why doesn't TheChive just give me the password to their inbox and I'll take on the arduous task of sifting through all those emails.

    Just sayin…

  • mark

    normally it's b/c John got wasted the night before and spooned a bottle of Jack Daniels so this is…. better.

    Not that there's anything wrong with Jack Daniels

    • tara

      there is nothing wrong with jack daniels unless you mix too much coke with it…… or scratch that if you put coke in it at all

      • designit

        at first =0……..but then lol

  • Mark

    Just ran into John and Leo this morning. Such nice nice guys, strange but cool to hear John actually say 'Chive On' 🙂

    • Billy

      You gay bro……..it's ok.

    • 34j9


    • Mark

      The we all sucked each others cocks.

  • Tillman

    Yesterday's Hump Day was so spectacular and they're out for a very worthy cause… plus the yoga pants will help a lot.

  • chicago

    Worthy Cause vs Sexy Chivers… My brain is thinkin' one thing, but as the blood flows away from my brain to other parts while thinking of Sexy Chivers.

    Result: should've posted the SC before arriving at Ground Zero.

  • OhReally?

    No thats cool. We understand. New York City doesn't have the internet. Makes perfect sense. And naturally, computers are not mobile. Plus, putting pics on a site is so much work.

    • BLS

      Probably not a single intern either…

    • thomas

      John handles the sexy chivers himself, no interns. He created it, so it's his rules.

      theCHIVE doesn't owe us a SC every week. Even our favorite sitcoms are just reruns half the year. Just sayin'

    • damon

      cool, we'll just head over to your blog tomorrow for all the boobs. can you link me?

      • OhReally?

        If you can't find tits ANYWHERE else on the internet, then you just deserve to go without seeing any at all ever.

        • BLS

          Probably not a single intern either…Meh… I will just look down my own shirt. 🙂 ( . )Y( . )

    • ChaseTheWalker

      You're a jackass. It's a National Holiday. Have some respect for what it actually means. Plus it's the internet. If you can't find some other pictures to FAP to to satisfy your lonely self then you need a lesson on Google. That is all.

  • 09i3j4t

    Good. Won't have to deal with those attention-skanks.

  • James

    Hey – its been 10 years, can we stop calling it ground zero? you will see how beautiful the memorial is tomorrow.

    My apt overlooks the memorial – will be looking out for you guys. welcome to NYC! good to have you on the right coast for a change 🙂

  • mjepps72

    Very nice, how much!

  • ethan wilson

    Hell thats the only reason you guys should ever not post a SC. Go honor our heros because without there sacrifices we wouldn't have Sexy chivers.

    • Craigery

      Sooo… the people who worked at the World Trade Center are heroes for dying, and their deaths are the reason that young women upload pictures of themselves to The Chive?

      • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

        Please tell me that you are NOT that fuckin' ignorant and I just bit on a "troll"

        • l.p[.

          STFU. Craigery is right.

      • jeff

        He's talking about the Police, Firefighters and other Americans who lost their lives, and saved lives on that day. Without those kinds of people, we would not have Sexy Chivers because we would be ruled by evil terrorist, and we wouldnt have any rights. If you really took it that literal and did not give it any thought or don't know what hes talking about, thats pretty sad.

  • jrey81

    Kinda bummed you didn't plan on a NY chiver meetup. I woulda headed down there for some photo-bombs… well maybe that's why….

  • pooper


    • -0i-


  • peelout

    i know this isn't the time or place, but the girl in the main pic above is beyond beautiful. simply gorgeous. that's all. Chive On, Bros

  • AJK

    /nerd rage!!!

  • jake

    yoga pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Tijeo

      get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • pooper

        hey man keep clam

  • Gumby

    Thanks for the yoga pants post!

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