• toby

    #90, #91, #92, #93

    So that ended well…

    • Chris

      So how long until we see MOAR of #93, is this afternoon's DAR too soon a guess?

      • Skeelz


    • Truth

      LOVE #20 & #21 as well

    • Whoopi_G

      I wonder who #92 is?

    • Haterade

      *Yawn* Same attention whoring bullshit you can find in the pages of FHM or Maxim. You poor loser. *Back to having a life*

      • Truth

        Know how I know youre gay?

      • its_forge

        I dunno, it's your life that sounds the most pathetic, since clearly there's someone holding a .45 to your head forcing you to come to TheCHIVE and click through and view all the photos so that you can then have the opportunity to comment. Maybe it's you who needs to find a new hobby, or a girlfriend, or even just the door out of the basement and into the fresh air. Maybe.

        • -0o[p.o

          i don't know, you're giving him some serious competition in the "sounding pathetic" department.

    • Bobby
      • Just sayin

        thank you

      • its_forge

        Thought I recognized that epic little tuches.

        • it's lame

          it's "tushes", moron.

          • its_forge

            It's Yiddish, you fucking schmuck.


            1 English
            1.1 Alternative forms
            1.2 Etymology
            1.3 Noun
            1.4 References
            1.5 Anagrams

            [edit] English
            [edit] Alternative forms

            tuchus, toches, tokhes, tochis, tuchas

            [edit] Etymology

            From Yiddish תחת (tukhas, “buttocks, rear end”), from Hebrew תחת (taḥath, “underneath”).
            [edit] Noun

            tuches (plural tucheses)

            Buttocks, rear end, butt.
            1983, Mario Szichman (author), Roberto Picciotto (translator), At 8:25 Evita Became Immortal,[1] Ediciones del Norte, page 287,

            Jaime left his brother covered in front like one of those grooms one sees on wedding cakes, but with his tuches out in the air.

            1998, Eileen Pollack, Paradise, New York,[2] Temple University Press, ISBN 1-56639-789-8, page 84,

            She threw the paper back. “Wipe your tuches with your help, naah!”

            2008, Elisa Albert, The Book of Dahlia,[3] Simon and Schuster, ISBN 0743291298, page 87,

            “Your Abba is there to save your tuches, as usual.”

            [edit] References

            Yiddish Dictionary Online

  • mikey


    I would give you the worst 30 seconds of your life

    • T_Bag

      My 30 seconds w/ her would break down as the worst 10 seconds, then 20 seconds of apologies.

    • itchbay


  • Will


    Alexis, you can rock a tshirt and still be the sexiest thing in this gallery

    • JOHN

      Duckface. Everytime

      • Daffy

        I agree wholeheartedly. She is still really hot but would be so much hotter minus the duckface.

    • darron

      Am! did you see 72???? I couldnt get past her

  • Please

    PLEASE post a NSFW topless chivette post. Just once. Please?

    • SimonPhoenix

      Dude .. http://www.tube8.com

      Seriously ..

      P.S. Get a fuckin imagination.
      P.P.S. Get a girlfriend or a fleshlight.. WTF?

      • SimonPhoenix Is Gay


        • TheAutomaticMan

          yeah, simon is the pervert, who was the one asking for naked chicks again?

    • Upside Down

      Thats really not what theChive is about.

      • truthserum

        Yeah – its about sluts/girls with low to no self-esteem showing their ASSets for losers…or trying to break into porn like LG

        • one cheek squeek


          • Trollhunter

            You gotta love trolls. They're convinced that everyone else is an attention whore, when the real "truth" is, we're all posting for attention. They're just like that kid at school whose parents don't pay any attention to him, so they misbehave for "negative" attention. BAD TROLL!! You STOP THAT NOW!! Go back to your desk and get back to eating paste. :p

            • Nahstep

              that doesn't mean that the people they're talking about AREN'T attention whores. that just means both parties are. "takes an attention whore to know an attention whore" doesn't change the fact that the chivettes are still attention whores. deal with it.


      Sexy Chivers used to be about the "regular girls"…now most of them are amateur model level and a lot of the regular girls don't post anymore.

      If they start putting up bare titties (I see you #91) that'll be the end of the regular girls.

      • Cermak

        good cause the chivettes are busted for the most part.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          and you sir, enjoy the taste of penis, chivettes tears can cure cancer, in my opinion, they are the coolest chicks on the planet, and i am the 99%

          • b-ry

            grow up. honestly.

            • Trollhunter

              d-ry can't handle the "truth".

        • OIOIOI


      • its_forge

        Ironically, Willow here has posted a set of photos, see the link above somewhere, that feature her perfect little breasts.

    • Jimmy C

      Get the Internet.

    • its_forge

      Eh, you see one set of titties on a 20something, you've seen most of them. I like having a semi-sfw site I can scroll through when the women associates have gone home for the day.

  • sheoncebelieved

    I'm the sexiest chiver

    • pablo_v

      prove it

      • sheoncebelieved

        look above you and also look to the left

        • Yes Sir

          I always thought you were a dude pretending to be a chick to satisfy some pent up gay emotions. Seriously. Not trolling just saying….

          • Bill

            My thoughts exactly…………..

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I see a ceiling fan.
          But damn, where've you been al this time?

          – She's GONE MacReady!

          • sheoncebelieved

            I'm kinda bored of this website is all.

    • http://twitter.com/BSimmzy @BSimmzy

      Your user name, "Nothing Man" by Pearl Jam?

      • sheoncebelieved

        You are correct sir. Best song ever.

  • Jal

    What celebs are chivers?

    • josh

      Heard a radio interview with John yesterday. Apparently the chive won't even send free shirts to celebs anymore or take interviews with any 'mainstream' media. Welcome to the underground social network. Nobody here gives a feathered fuck about celebrities.

      • SimonPhoenix

        finally . …

        I don't think Celebrities get that we enjoy them when they do "their thing" (sing, act, movie, comedies. whatever)

        BUT .. when they start pulling their celebrity nonsense, .. no one ..TRULY cares or gives a shit about them.

      • Yes Sir

        Nobody gives a fuck about celebrities? Um….how much is The Chive making ripping off Bill Murray's image? Just saying…..

        • lars

          Bill Murray is an Icon. Know the difference

      • Patches

        lol nobody here gives a feathered fuck about celebrities… yet Bill Murray's knob gets polished in damn near every post somehow. How many posts have we seen of photos with random people with Bill Murray saying "like omg me and my friends met Bill Murray and he was like, so cool!" Not to mention all the bill murray shirts, drawings, references, etc.

        • (8i4

          agreed. selective favoritism is still favoritism(even if it is some washed up, middle aged alcoholic who the chive has some weird fetish for).

          • SimonPhoenix

            Agreed. I realized I made a blanketed EXTREMELY general statement. Even in general I do NOT care about Bill Murray's personal life, to the extent that he is healthy and happy just cause I don't really wish death and disease upon people. And I my point to make is, We (I) enjoy celebrities for their "art" they perform/do/make/etc. — NOT necessarily because of the individuals they are. Sort of like someone at work, who is really good at their job, that you respect at work, but would NEVER REALLY, hang out with them on your own "personal time" — same thing with Celebs. Do your stuff .. then STFU, nobody else cause about you being a fuckin celebrity. However, like I said .. I made a general blanketed statement .. and you are correct there a few celebs THAT are great people and seeing them outside of acting, would be like seeing a cool coworker OR even a high up boss or something and saying hello and thanking them. That's all ..

    • *dash*

      who cares about celebs, the chivettes are better anyway

    • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well, I am.

      – She's GONE MacReady!

      • SimonPhoenix

        WHY did she leave Paula?

        • https://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Can't/won't (take your pick) say.


    • Jal

      I withdraw the question…fuq sake…

      • patov40

        You wanted an honest answer? From the internet? Like the saying goes for some of the threads here, "There's your problem…..". Admire the effort though! B)

  • Ryan

    #2, #92, #93

    You know when your girlfriend gets done scrolling the SC and says, "ok I'm wet. Let's go"… that it's going to be a good day.

    • Anon

      You know when you decide to post about it on here that fast you are lying or choosing this over sex.

    • Adam_R

      You, sir, just won the….er…shit I don't even know what you won….but dammit, you won it!

    • Michael JT Knox

      That my friend was epic.

      • b-ry

        and fake. moron.

    • 0_0

      Then she's a keeper

    • DemonIAm

      you're fleshlight talks?!?!

    • lonin

      Mary Palmer loves the Chivettes.

    • Ryan

      Pics or it didn't happen

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002085195744 Tarah Sellars

      Tell your gf that is so fucking hot….

      • Ryan

        Sure thing! *Lifts right hand* "Honey, the nice lady gave us a compliment!"

      • strychnine


      • xsacredhonourx

        You won this gallery Tarah.

  • abcdefg

    #31 #91 #93 epic

  • M0r


    • http://www.facebook.com/wes.perry1 Wesley Perry

      How can i meet these girls! Where are you?! lol

  • Just in time

    #13 rocking my FAPPING waorld!!!!!!

    • SimonPhoenix

      Doing it righ! That's hot right there ..

    • KyleGamgee

      Yep, easily one of my top 3 favorites this week and its a GREAT fucking post..

    • marco

      #13 easily, ill throw in #4 #93 right behind her

  • Sharky

    #45 Done right; great smile!

    • Srsly

      I would sneak across the boarder for this one.

      • DMH1218

        Moar please. Beautiful.

    • Leonel_LyL

      And she's Mexican, so there's almost a 100% chance she has an ass! 😉

    • HolePwner

      You are most certainly doing it right!

    • rtype107


  • mike


  • pjsupremex

    #66 my email allows for moar

    • Underbaker

      Wet see through shirts are also allowed.

    • KyleGamgee

      Amazing body. Fantastic.

  • Big_Curt

    this always makes the best day of the week even better

  • wow

    Just found the chive last week. I was unaware of this… feature. ohmygod

    #1, #2, #93

    • SimonPhoenix

      Well than welcome sir. It is aewsome! Best way to end a week and start a weekend!

    • asdf

      Is #2 the same as #1 ???

    • Dave


    • Shawn

      Welcome. You will never be the same again.

      • b-ry

        "You will never get laid again". Fixed.

  • SimonPhoenix

    #47 – I just had to stop for a second … wow!
    I'm pretty sure you've been on here before .. holy FUCK!

    • Underbaker

      Does that little heart say Lauren? and yes Brunette is pretty hot on you.

      • Underbaker

        And is that also the same person in #12 ?( #47 for comparison purposes)

        • Leann

          Thanks fellas 🙂 and yes I have been on here before and no #12 is another hottie chivette

          • The1&only

            Now if ever I saw beauty that, that would be it.

    • Greg

      REd is the BOMB!! It is unreal and you can be on here twice as much! IF you turn around then three times!! Love the red though

  • data

    #10, #34, #82 😉

  • andy


    You're beautiful

    • uglygirl

      thanks 🙂

      • intmid8or

        brunette plz

    • Leann

      nice try ugly girl lol very original.
      Thanks Andy, Chive on :-}

    • Connor MacManus

      Stay red Leann . But if you decide to switch it up brunette would look great on you as well.

  • Wow

    #76, #78, #91

  • Ziplab

    #4 for the Win…..and #20 runner up

    • SimonPhoenix

      #20 – burned it!

    • Truth

      yes, #20 is amazing. so is #21

    • HolePwner

      #4 stopped me in my tracks. Want to see the face behind this rockin body.

  • SimonPhoenix

    #68 – Well played!

    • Christina <3

      why thank you.

      • SimonPhoenix

        Welcome. You totally had my hopes up for second .. just before you crushed them. (kidding)

        Congrats again on making Sexy Chivettes! You are well appreciated!

  • Matt

    #38, High Five.

    • patov40

      Can I borrow your towel? My, car, just hit a water buffalo.

  • Doofenshmirtz

    Beautiful smiles #19 & #39, just beautiful…and #41, yes, I'll take a peek…:)

    • Phineas

      I know what we're gonna do today Ferb.

    • Dunny_

      Yeah #19 caught my eye too. If that isn't Victoria Justice, it looks a lot like her.

  • pjsupremex

    #89 sooo uber cute!

    • mee

      She sort of resembles Kari Byron the MythBusters hottie.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #12 I must go home for lunch now….hope I can stand up

    • Bucky Jones

      Looks like Jessica Rabbit

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I was think Nicole Kidman with huge boobs

        • Fog Ducker

          Kirsten Dunst with an extra splash of rediculously good looking.

          • http://www.facebook.com/amyrgilliam Amy Gilliam

            You guys just made my day.

            Chivette #12

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