• medo

    stupid pregnant lady

    • anus dude

      stupid pregnant lady is stupid

    • Leddy420

      That's his daughter.

      • DoomsDayDub

        Haha, great comment. Looks like someone through a "Redneck Christmas" party. Much better idea than an ugly sweater party.

        • DoomsDayDub

          Woops, *threw (before the grammar police attack).

          • Clown


    • BigRick69

      Why the thumbs down? Do you people like to see pregnant women smoking?

  • EasternCanuck

    Merica has a few special people…

    • Luongo

      Yep…not unlike the stupid rioting cunts in Vancouver.

    • Dan

      You spelled America wrong, you forgot the "eh".

  • Get Real

    #22 is actually a good idea – I see marketing potential here

  • Holy Hell


  • AssClown

    #10 #19
    Reminds me of "Trailer Park Boys"…

  • anus

    #24 Genius

  • Leddy420

    This thread needs more duct tape, and less mullet.

  • Dick Folgers

    #30 "shitter was full"

    • http://naanunaanu.wordpress.com naanunaanu

      Haha you beat me too it, love that movie

    • Ian

      "we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye."

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass, kiss his ass, kiss your own ass, happy hannukah

      • @bdaley84

        I watched that last night. Never get tired of it. Little full, lots of sap.

    • Frank

      "An asshole in his house coat emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer…"

  • TrentVincent

    Being from KY, this feels like home for the holidays

  • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

    #2 Well, actually anything with Bud products is about right here in Missouri lol. http://www.mensconfidence.com

  • RMB

    #20 not that’s a lots of mountain dew

  • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    A lot of these look like something found in frat houses everywhere. It's also nice to see that rednecks have a sense of humor about their particular social strata.

    Oh, and #14….. FIND HER!!

    • _maxPain_

      Found her Blansten,,

      Alabama female detention/center correctional facility..
      here's the full address http://www.doc.state.al.us/inmsearch.isp

      btw,, the bond is set at $200.oo by the court if interested..loll loll

      merry x,mas

  • barabotz

    #10 Hey Peter, turn on Channel 9, it's the breast exam again…WOOOO

    • The_Dood

      Two chicks at the same time.

    • zombie kim jong-il

      I loled

  • White15


    Next year.. my neighbors will hate me even more.

    • Hugh

      ….and it's purty 'nuf to leave up yeer round too!

  • Loud@theclouds

    So wait let me get this straight, all rednecks do is drink beer, shoot guns and have sex with ugly women that may be related to them?

  • Redynz

    #17 would be better if the bow was made of fuses, and m80s made the wreath instead of spent shells… It would be awesome to light that up on Christmas day!

  • 123
    • therealsnowman

      And your point is, lock nutt boi?

      • 123

        I didn't have a point. It was just bait to see if I could get the biggest dumbass on this site to comment on it. I win.

  • Dan

    I lost it when I saw #13. Holy hell, that's funny!

  • wisemx

    See ya'll at Smokey Mtn knife Works tomorrow. 🙂
    (Tennessee Magnum-packin bike wrench)

  • Bob

    I must say, alot of these are trashy and terrible, and the people should be ashamed of themselves, but #21, I have to admit, that is pretty awesome.

    • youbetcha

      "Hi my name is Bob, people should be ashamed of themselves for being funny rednecks….I can't believe people act in this manner. Everyone should be like me, prim and proper with cute little mistletoe bows pinned above the cozy fire place mantle; the blue spruce decorated with family keepsakes and candy canes for the munchkins. Gee whiz, that's how a jolly Christmas oughta be." give me a break dude, lighten up, it's Christmas!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #30 What's a Christmas vacation without cousin Eddie? 😀

  • Bw11

    This post should be called White Trash Wonderland

  • SillyPeople

    #25 you know your a redneck when you buy large ornamental middle class inflatable lawn decorations to place in your WASP suburban paradise on Maple Street two blocks from the neighbourhood catholic school. Or not.

  • thebrewha

    You know you're gonna have a reckneck x-mas when your mom is riding santa and screaming "keep it up Earl!!"

  • emini

    roll tide

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