Leave it to Japan to create the weirdest trend EVER (35 Photos)

I don't get it.. why would one girl lick all those doorknobs?

I'm just glad there not water marked

Meth is a hellova drug.

Chive forgot the before pic of me jizzing on the doorknobs

it's like they WANT to be photoshoped into porn

really? ouch… be a wing man for a friend a couple nights a week. the big ones give better head anyway, you win either way. ladies, either prove me wrong or STFU, I dont wanna hear it.

They could told me I could become whatever I wanted, so I became a door knob.

what are you, 12?

Your gun is digging into my hip…

That was the fastest I've ever scrolled through a Chive gallery…

jack nicholson

Maybe they're trying to demonstrate their immune system prowess…?

It is how they transfer disease….

Its a three six mafia reference.

Slob on my knob.

door knob shaped boner?

Ya man, I'd love for one of them to slob my knob.

I have the weirdest door knob right now…

I have the shiniest boner right now,wait,what?

Damn it! You beat me to it. Touche

not a weird boner at all

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i know for a fact licking a johnson would be more sanitary

Or maybe Google Translator changed "American men love knob jobs" to "American men want you to lick their door knob".

i would agree with you on this one, i once saw a japaneese porn movie with two girls and..well, small eels being inserted and pushed back out. but the pubic hard was blurred out, but not the rest. i guess its offensive to show the hair, but not the eels. ????

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your a dick

unless they're on the inside of the door, but i would get as much satisfaction out of see someone doing this and getting busted in the mouth, as i would have one of those batmanning idiots falling on their head.

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i have a knob she can lick

you've chosen well

Too much information………. did you need to write a paragraph?

I believe the statistic is ~15% of women, and ~35% of men, don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Which is gross… but on the flip side, maybe they'll have stronger immune systems?

Come on, they're Japanese, they probably have high tech self cleaning bacteria free doorknobs

if they're gonna be putting feces in their mouth, a little knob licking isn't gonna phase them

and your point is?

I don't see whats so hard to understand. They like licking the door knobs BECAUSE they are dirty. They know other people touched all sorts of weird shit and they are getting off thinking of how dirty and wrong it is to be doing what they are doing. I personally use a paper towel every time I open a public restroom door, but I also have licked the toilet seats in the girls bathroom at my work; damn that was hot.

man the fuck up, shirley.

She can lick my schlage anytime

How INXS of you.

Well done sir!

or batmaning?

Maybe because they're fucking LICKING DOOR KNOBS…..

GERMS lots and lots of germs. These chicks are nuts, HOT, but nuts. Maybe boil them a but before engaging in extracurricular activities.

I guess planking is just funny and both men and women do it. This is obviously sexual and just super creepy.