• J J

    At least they are already on their knees…

    • Not Too Mad Bro

      I don't get it.. why would one girl lick all those doorknobs?

      • douche

        now THATS a "knob job"!

    • dawgy

      I'm just glad there not water marked

    • Dirty Dingus

      Meth is a hellova drug.

    • Doorknob Jizzer

      Chive forgot the before pic of me jizzing on the doorknobs

  • etcrr

    leave it to the japsanese, though maybe I should become a door knob it gets more action than I do lol

    • grubylopez

      it's like they WANT to be photoshoped into porn

    • James699

      really? ouch… be a wing man for a friend a couple nights a week. the big ones give better head anyway, you win either way. ladies, either prove me wrong or STFU, I dont wanna hear it.

    • drew

      They could told me I could become whatever I wanted, so I became a door knob.

      • jijt

        really? people are STILL using this joke?

  • kimera

    "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." -Spongebob Squarepants

    • Noo

      what are you, 12?

  • Douchey McDoucherson

    The Jim Carrey gif was perfect… and eff you if you wanted to be first.

    • zacharylofton

      Your gun is digging into my hip…

    • Bryan_W

      That was the fastest I've ever scrolled through a Chive gallery…

      • Agreeable

        Agreed.

    • joe

      jack nicholson

  • sheratonii

    Ohhhh, I get it.

    Wait…no I don't.

    • Lev

      Maybe they're trying to demonstrate their immune system prowess…?

    • Jay

      It is how they transfer disease….

    • Garrett7292

      Its a three six mafia reference.

      Slob on my knob.

      • SkeetSkeetSkeet

        Like corn on the cob

  • ThornyDevil

    I have the weirdest boner right now…

    • neko

      door knob shaped boner?

    • JDB

      Ya man, I'd love for one of them to slob my knob.

    • Poonchinello

      I have the weirdest door knob right now…

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I have the shiniest boner right now,wait,what?

    • EstebanDeBebe

      Damn it! You beat me to it. Touche

    • gmoney

      not a weird boner at all

  • mgs1170

    Ummm…Wow.

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  • El. Captain Spanky

    I hope they wash em' first… i dono about others but i regularly scratch my balls… so ummm gross…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      i know for a fact licking a johnson would be more sanitary

  • etcrr

    my second thought is the Japanese porn business is evolving into weird fetishes as their laws regarding porn is bizarre at best

    • Underbaker

      Or maybe Google Translator changed "American men love knob jobs" to "American men want you to lick their door knob".

    • raul

      i would agree with you on this one, i once saw a japaneese porn movie with two girls and..well, small eels being inserted and pushed back out. but the pubic hard was blurred out, but not the rest. i guess its offensive to show the hair, but not the eels. ????

      • SiT

        why the hell do you watch such strange stuff….

        also, they're all hot(the girls here, not your crazy ass porn)

  • Dave

    Did they just use the same girl for every picture?

  • Mad Hittman

    I see… a lot of broken teeth if this actually becomes a trend

    • TheAutomaticMan

      unless they're on the inside of the door, but i would get as much satisfaction out of see someone doing this and getting busted in the mouth, as i would have one of those batmanning idiots falling on their head.

  • No one

    Japan: If you can get off to it, they'll take pictures of it.

  • http://twitter.com/tylermacias @tylermacias

    [youtube HfE1Ip2wot4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfE1Ip2wot4 youtube]

  • Anonymous

    This redefines the “slob on my knob” phase.

    • Anonymous

      Phrase*

  • andrew

    hey you know what they say " practice makes perfect". Game time!!!

  • Perry Mason

    #26 Brings new meaning to the phrase "Slobbin the Knob"

    • jaynecobb2

      i have a knob she can lick

      • mihaisuzuki

        A knob? HAHAHAHHAA… Really????? That's so wrong at so many levels!!

  • http://twitter.com/giuspe @giuspe

    #32 nice Rickie in background… 🙂

  • MATT

    dibs on #20

    • Dr_StrangePants

      you've chosen well

  • Mr. Primal

    Fuck Off Dora! Damn, that shit is annoying!

  • MonkeyMadness

    #26 That's disgusting. Don't they know that people who wipe their ass and don't wash their hands use those door knobs? It makes me sick to think about touching a doorknob in a public bathroom, that's why when I wash my hands, I use the paper towel to open the door. I see too many nasty-ass people walk right out the door after taking a shit.

    • bigboner

      Too much information………. did you need to write a paragraph?

      • CHIPBUTY

        @MonkeyMadness 99p

        yeah, sounds about right while your loitering around public toilets

    • Ben

      I believe the statistic is ~15% of women, and ~35% of men, don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Which is gross… but on the flip side, maybe they'll have stronger immune systems?

      • rock'nchive'nroll

        I think it's kinda gross that people don't consider washing their hands before they touch their dick's. I'm pretty sure my hands are getting into dirtier things then my dick…pretty sure…but then again maybe not

        • Big Jon

          My dick is cleaner than filthy public restroom facets.

          Girls put my dick in their mouth, I don't too often see them licking the taps in public restrooms.

    • Dude

      Come on, they're Japanese, they probably have high tech self cleaning bacteria free doorknobs

      • The_Dood

        Actually, most commercial door levers sold today have an anti-microbial coating.

    • frio

      if they're gonna be putting feces in their mouth, a little knob licking isn't gonna phase them

    • Mike

      and your point is?

    • Y U DU DAT

      I don't see whats so hard to understand. They like licking the door knobs BECAUSE they are dirty. They know other people touched all sorts of weird shit and they are getting off thinking of how dirty and wrong it is to be doing what they are doing. I personally use a paper towel every time I open a public restroom door, but I also have licked the toilet seats in the girls bathroom at my work; damn that was hot.

    • jijt

      man the fuck up, shirley.

    • Ricco

      She can lick my schlage anytime

  • Anonymous

    What the hell is wrong with the japanese?

  • Anonymous

    Have a lick of my knob if you love knobs tht much … Honestly I don’t mind

  • random

    hope they're not bathroom doors…

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    And they said my doorknob belt-buckle was a terrible idea.

    • dashete

      How INXS of you.

    • Guz

      Well done sir!

  • Bane

    So tell me… How is this weirder then, let say planking?

    • Alexis

      or batmaning?

    • FLHomesteader

      Maybe because they're fucking LICKING DOOR KNOBS…..

    • Master_Rahl

      GERMS lots and lots of germs. These chicks are nuts, HOT, but nuts. Maybe boil them a but before engaging in extracurricular activities.

      • Vitali

        I don't think boiling japanese girls is legal….

        • Some Bro

          Well played sir

    • Overlord

      I guess planking is just funny and both men and women do it. This is obviously sexual and just super creepy.

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