I don't get it.. why would one girl lick all those doorknobs?
douche
now THATS a "knob job"!
dawgy
I'm just glad there not water marked
Dirty Dingus
Meth is a hellova drug.
Doorknob Jizzer
Chive forgot the before pic of me jizzing on the doorknobs
etcrr
leave it to the japsanese, though maybe I should become a door knob it gets more action than I do lol
grubylopez
it's like they WANT to be photoshoped into porn
James699
really? ouch… be a wing man for a friend a couple nights a week. the big ones give better head anyway, you win either way. ladies, either prove me wrong or STFU, I dont wanna hear it.
drew
They could told me I could become whatever I wanted, so I became a door knob.
jijt
really? people are STILL using this joke?
kimera
"Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets." -Spongebob Squarepants
Noo
what are you, 12?
Douchey McDoucherson
The Jim Carrey gif was perfect… and eff you if you wanted to be first.
zacharylofton
Your gun is digging into my hip…
Bryan_W
That was the fastest I've ever scrolled through a Chive gallery…
Agreeable
Agreed.
joe
jack nicholson
sheratonii
Ohhhh, I get it.
Wait…no I don't.
Lev
Maybe they're trying to demonstrate their immune system prowess…?
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El. Captain Spanky
I hope they wash em' first… i dono about others but i regularly scratch my balls… so ummm gross…
Dr_StrangePants
i know for a fact licking a johnson would be more sanitary
etcrr
my second thought is the Japanese porn business is evolving into weird fetishes as their laws regarding porn is bizarre at best
Underbaker
Or maybe Google Translator changed "American men love knob jobs" to "American men want you to lick their door knob".
raul
i would agree with you on this one, i once saw a japaneese porn movie with two girls and..well, small eels being inserted and pushed back out. but the pubic hard was blurred out, but not the rest. i guess its offensive to show the hair, but not the eels. ????
SiT
why the hell do you watch such strange stuff….
also, they're all hot(the girls here, not your crazy ass porn)
Dave
Did they just use the same girl for every picture?
I see… a lot of broken teeth if this actually becomes a trend
TheAutomaticMan
unless they're on the inside of the door, but i would get as much satisfaction out of see someone doing this and getting busted in the mouth, as i would have one of those batmanning idiots falling on their head.
No one
Japan: If you can get off to it, they'll take pictures of it.
hey you know what they say " practice makes perfect". Game time!!!
Perry Mason
#26 Brings new meaning to the phrase "Slobbin the Knob"
jaynecobb2
i have a knob she can lick
mihaisuzuki
A knob? HAHAHAHHAA… Really????? That's so wrong at so many levels!!
http://twitter.com/giuspe @giuspe
#32 nice Rickie in background… 🙂
MATT
dibs on #20
Dr_StrangePants
you've chosen well
Mr. Primal
Fuck Off Dora! Damn, that shit is annoying!
MonkeyMadness
#26 That's disgusting. Don't they know that people who wipe their ass and don't wash their hands use those door knobs? It makes me sick to think about touching a doorknob in a public bathroom, that's why when I wash my hands, I use the paper towel to open the door. I see too many nasty-ass people walk right out the door after taking a shit.
bigboner
Too much information………. did you need to write a paragraph?
CHIPBUTY
@MonkeyMadness 99p
yeah, sounds about right while your loitering around public toilets
Ben
I believe the statistic is ~15% of women, and ~35% of men, don't wash their hands after using the bathroom. Which is gross… but on the flip side, maybe they'll have stronger immune systems?
rock'nchive'nroll
I think it's kinda gross that people don't consider washing their hands before they touch their dick's. I'm pretty sure my hands are getting into dirtier things then my dick…pretty sure…but then again maybe not
Big Jon
My dick is cleaner than filthy public restroom facets.
Girls put my dick in their mouth, I don't too often see them licking the taps in public restrooms.
Dude
Come on, they're Japanese, they probably have high tech self cleaning bacteria free doorknobs
The_Dood
Actually, most commercial door levers sold today have an anti-microbial coating.
frio
if they're gonna be putting feces in their mouth, a little knob licking isn't gonna phase them
Mike
and your point is?
Y U DU DAT
I don't see whats so hard to understand. They like licking the door knobs BECAUSE they are dirty. They know other people touched all sorts of weird shit and they are getting off thinking of how dirty and wrong it is to be doing what they are doing. I personally use a paper towel every time I open a public restroom door, but I also have licked the toilet seats in the girls bathroom at my work; damn that was hot.
jijt
man the fuck up, shirley.
Ricco
She can lick my schlage anytime
Anonymous
What the hell is wrong with the japanese?
Anonymous
Have a lick of my knob if you love knobs tht much … Honestly I don’t mind
random
hope they're not bathroom doors…
Dingo8MyBaby
And they said my doorknob belt-buckle was a terrible idea.
dashete
How INXS of you.
Guz
Well done sir!
Bane
So tell me… How is this weirder then, let say planking?
Alexis
or batmaning?
FLHomesteader
Maybe because they're fucking LICKING DOOR KNOBS…..
Master_Rahl
GERMS lots and lots of germs. These chicks are nuts, HOT, but nuts. Maybe boil them a but before engaging in extracurricular activities.
Vitali
I don't think boiling japanese girls is legal….
Some Bro
Well played sir
Overlord
I guess planking is just funny and both men and women do it. This is obviously sexual and just super creepy.