• Chester

    First

    • Pimpampet

      depends, im in an other timezone so if your west of me then i'm fist.

      • therealguy

        you're & your are different, so you deserve a fist in the face

        • kshell25

          The first fist in the face even!

      • Haywood

        Also, you deserve another fist in the face for 'an other.'

        • Brian

          Hey guys, I heard there was some fisting going on here. Count me in?

    • tytryr

      nbjkhgnjbfbgf

  • Timo

    #12 so true

    • JOHN

      Girls DO like tongued asses

      • carrar

        damn, i thought that was a secret

    • mihaisuzuki

      But i believe you want to be in the 2nd group right?

  • https://www.facebook.com/SteveDean1969 Steve Dean

    You're early! Happy Friday!

  • TheMoose03

    #5.. Wtf?

    • kshell25

      It looks like mold, someone needs the disinfect her mouth or wash it out with hand sanitizer

    • nitrox

      Simple…no star to do it so we think it's ugly. :-/

    • Devlin745

      Made love to a jaguar?

    • Yep

      Herpes

    • mikey

      …can't take the jungle…..

    • blueberry

      Temporary lip tattoos. And several stars have used them… just not ones any reasonable person would want to emulate.

    • Jason

      That blonde looks to be gorgeous!

    • SunGod

      It look like she ate a leopard cupcake.

  • Connah

    #15 beat farmer… i see what you did there.

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Well it's not like they sleep that much anyway…..

      • SweetAwesomeness

        Schrute farms?

    • chicago

      "All night" for my grandparents was the time between waking after an afternoon nap at 5pm and going to sleep for the night at 9pm.

  • Heather

    #28 That is not a gummy worm.

    • Haywood

      Look at the album name. I'm guessing they know it's not actually a gummy worm.

      • That guy...

        Actually, It is. I apologize..
        http://www.amazon.com/Worlds-Largest-Gummy-Worm/d…

        • Heather

          I know its a real gummy worm…. it just looks more like something else….

          • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            Funny, the gummy worm linked to on Amazon doesn't have the circumcised penis heads that this one does.

        • Haywood

          Holy crap. That is ridiculous.
          Heather, my bad. That guy, thumbs up from this guy.

    • http://www.hotgiyp.com hotgiyp

      [youtube oa5z77EI8y0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa5z77EI8y0 youtube]

      • ummm what?!

        …?…
        what movie is this from

        • masterpiecemovie

          Requiem for a dream.

        • Jackson5

          requiem fo ra dream

          • fatfingereded

            fo ra…dumbass fdat fiungewr ditckwed

      • Biggus Diccus

        Double dildos always make me think of this movie

        • asdf

          how could it not?

      • spartan104fred

        Mr. Rabinowitz ftw!!!

    • mickdeck

      I have the weirdest boner right now

  • thisguy

    Chive!!!!!!

  • asdf

    #28 that's all they need

  • stukesm4

    #3 IN THE FACE!!

  • stumeister

    #1 shotgun not getting the next round of beers

    • Chris

      ummm whats with the blokes shoes? looking a bit suspect for this type of dinner party?

      • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Climbing sandals. Duh.

  • Me.

    #28 thought it was a double sided….gummyworm

    • TheAutomaticMan

      that's how it will be used at least

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #27 Imagine the upper-body strength required to get into bed 🙂

    #28 Um….

    • The_Dood

      #27 …Keeps out the fat chicks.

    • Frank

      I love the concept, but say you do a pullup, then what? How does one transition from a pullup hold to climbing up into that sucker. I'd love to try.

      • Dorkfish

        hook the ladder to the bar – climb up

      • Yo diggity

        do a muscle-up?

    • http://twitter.com/RobbieRegala @RobbieRegala

      Imagine coming home drunk and trying to climb into that? I'll be on the couch thanks.

  • NcouthYouth

    #26 Gary Busey?

    • rabidpanda147

      damn tit! exactley what i though! oh well at least im not the only one that thought it!

    • hokiemct

      also had the same thought!

    • Hack

      Nope…Still Peter Gammons

  • john

    #28 that doesnt look like a gummy worm;)

    • Gummy Worm

      Doesn't matter, had sex 🙂

    • Cheesus

      Well, that's the point of it being posted here

  • ned kelly

    #28 gummy worm eh , is that what you and your girlfriend call it…

  • matt

    ugh.. they started handing out replicas of my penis again… #28

    • TPF95PGT

      Half red and half black + double side ? Lucky you lol

      • kshell25

        Lol, mixed race, indian and black

      • my5tika1cll

        I believe that is Half Herpes and Half 'Clap'……

    • The_Dood

      Have fun passing out when you get an erection.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      only scaled up 900%

    • bowiehockey55

      pre-wrapped with a condom, for her convenience

  • MonkeyMadness

    #4 Pretty clever, I think.

    • Devlin745

      Agreed. Now to start eating bread again…

    • The_Dood

      When you have as many systems as I do, this becomes a necessity (unless you have a lot of power strips). I personally use masking tape.

      • MonkeyMadness

        Yep, whatever works. I usually use a label maker but I have used masking tape when nothing else is available. The plastic clips remove easy though.

        • base mint dwellor

          mom's basement eetin' her bread, ima wit U

        • The_Dood

          Yeah I wasn't thinking about removing them. I was thinking why would an NES cord change to something else, but come to think of it, it works for one of the Sega Genesis'. Come to think of it, my Nintendo power cord is actually an old Sharp tv or vcr cord.

    • Irishstephen

      I'm employing this immediately. Normally, I just let chance decide which plug to pull – but now: F U CHANCE!!

    • Smitty

      Patent that bro! Patent it quickly.

      You'll make so much money that you'll be able to hire someone to figure that crap out for you and never need to worry about it again.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #5 That would freak out a guy when he wakes up hungover in the morning and his dick is spotted! 😛

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      and he also had that sea donkey beside him

  • dashete

    #21 I don't know what's worse: giant pigeons or giant pigeon poop.

    • Contrary Barry

      Which came 1st? The pigeon or the poop? Wait…no.

  • MattKL

    #11 is an awesome bar trick.

    • That guy...

      I'll have to remember that when i'm at the bar with my hard boiled eggs.

      • Brian

        You beat me to it.

        • ed gee

          that kinda scambles me

          • TheAutomaticMan

            omelet-ting this one go……

            • bluuh

              Bar? Sure, I could use a drink. I'm poached.

              • Eggman

                That's Eggstraordinary!

  • Gorgeous

    Weak sauce

  • jack

    http://www.vat19.com/dvds/worlds-largest-gummy-wo… OMG this is so funny! giant gummy worms are real and the video for them is soo funny!!! #28

    • YoutubeMemes

      I wonder how you eat it, without looking gay?

      • It's420Somewhere

        Well, for you I'd suggest taking the cock out of your butt first.

  • Mad Hittman

    #15 All night raves for senior citizens?? Yeah those end at 21:47 most..

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      None of my grandparents slept more than 2-3 hours a night. They just went to their bedrooms at 9pm to get away from all the annoying youngsters.

  • Nenesis Enforcer

    #8 Giving head, you're doing it wrong

    • Sing-a-long

      Fish heads, fish deads
      Yummy, yummy fish heads

    • Sweet D

      That's actually the head of the largest bluefin tuna sold at auction a few days ago…thing sold for over $700,000.

  • http://www.facebook.com/misty.foster Misty Foster

    #28 #22 I totally believe her, because I have had one before, they weigh about 3lbs, and are about 2 feet long! Google it! The other one, seems so very wrong…. poor Grandpa…

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