Something is rotten in the Denver airport (13 Photos)

Finally, let’s return to those bunkers. The photo above is a blueprint of 5 buildings that were mysteriously buried during the early days of construction on the Denver Airport. These five large buildings were fully constructed and subsequently deemed to have been ‘positioned incorrectly.’

Rather than being demolished, the buildings were ordered to be buried, yes buried. The ‘underground bases’, as they are referred, are currently being used as “storage” according to airport authorities. This fact is not debated. We already know there is an underground structure beneath the airport. The real question is how deep the worm hole goes. We may never know…

UPDATE BY LEO: President Obama was in Denver Sept 27th last year when Comet Elenin passed by the earth, “barely missing” us by 22 miles. Some say, that if the comet would have struck earth, it’s back to the stone-age for us. Nonetheless, their was a chance that it could have hit and President Obama was conveniently ushered to Denver… which, in my opinion, adds more to the existence of not only a military bunker, but also the largest, most advanced bunker in the US -because the President wouldn’t go to some half-ass bunker if there was a threat of complete world destruction. Just sayin..

UPDATE 2: Just got a weird phone call from “Government Affairs” (whatever that is) on our office phone caller ID and they hung up after we answered. If this post disappears for some reason tomorrow, you know why…and you should go watch this sexy video.

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  • JOHN

    Yeah the horse totally freaks us all out. It actually fell on and killed its creator.

    • loco in wi

      Its raccoon city

      • JOHN

        If Milla Jovovich were in CO I would happily endure a zombie apocalypse.

      • tommytwotime

        no way dude, it's the Templars VS the Assassins!!!

        • Smuggler

          This guy gets it. It's the fucking Templars.

        • Big Nerd

          Dude they totally have the Apple of Eden stored there

    • Skywalker

      Hey guys. Off the topic entirely… Got a question… Is it wrong for man in a serious relationship to look at other women? Is the Chive a dirty site? How many of your girlfriends know what's on the site and are okay with you looking at it? How many of you are hiding it? I'd like some feedback. I'm a hard working guy. I'm good to my woman. I've made mistakes in the past with her, but I've learned from them. I don't cheat anymore. I have a sense of humor and I enjoy visiting the Chive here & there, mainly for the funny stuff, but yeah I've clicked the girl stuff before. Any advice or feedback??

      • Reality

        Yes: go fuck yourself troll

        • Skywalker

          Not a troll, asshole…. Just looking for advice.

      • Lowrent75

        No the place or time here but no should not be a big deal. My wife gets aggravated if the kids see me. Should be no worries. man. If so, you might have a bigger issue. You are still a man.

        • Skywalker

          Well my GF has a problem with everything…. Can't watch an R rated movie without her being uncomfortable… Couldn't say hi to an old friend/classmate at a restaurant that I had a crush on 10 years ago…. Can't even go out with the guys on a Friday night anymore without being texted every 5 minutes… I love her, but I can't stand it. She won't change no matter what I say.

          • the_mike

            Life is too short to go through life with someone like that. If you did something in the past, you won't be able to outlive that mistrust. Hate to say it bro, but end it, heal up, play the field, learn from what you did and don't fuck up the next one.

            Been there, done that, never been happier then where I am right now. I went from having to hide a Bare Naked Ladies CD from my wife cause it might have bare naked ladies in it, to getting texts from my fiance with "hey want to watch some porn and get frisky when you get home".

            Quit trying to fit a round peg in a square hole and make the change.

          • Guest

            You can't change your girl unless she wants to change. So I think there are 2 real questions:
            1. Do you want to change?
            2. Is she worth changing for?
            If the answer to either of these is no, then the relationship is probably doomed. She seems more controlling than usual and too insecure. That may be perfect for some other dude, but it doesn't sound like that's you.

      • Stapuf

        If you feel that way after looking at muriels of death and children, you might want to call 911.

        • Skywalker

          Didn't bother looking at this dumbass post. Just commented on the most recent to get the most feedback.

          • Craigery

            No woman would ever touch you.

            • Skywalker

              I'm your father.

          • Word

            Get her to post a pic on the Chive. Problem solved?

      • Eric

        If she's worth it, she won't mind. If she does, she ain't.

      • She's nuts.

        Dump her dude..

      • Dr.Thinksalot

        LOL – My suggestion would be to sit her down with a cup of coffee, a notepad, and a few cookies and explain the site to her in its entirety – beginning with John and Leo – their hirings and firings of employees, their different regular posts (FLBP, DAR), the Chivery, finishing off with the comment board.

        Then go and make sweet love to her and check back for new postings that you can both share together, as a couple.

      • Cass

        Dump her, she's not worth your time. No trust, no relationship, easy as that.

        I'm a women, I look at the chive and the berry, so does my man. I don't have a problem with the girls. They are just girls with very little clothing. Just like my man doesn't have a problem with me looking at guys. No biggie.

        Get rid of her ass, and score a sexy chivette!

      • Guest

        "Some people say that Kenny Powers is a woman hater. That's not true – I love women. Every f*cking one of them, even the ugly as sh*t ones. But don't ask me to trust them. Not even nuns. Because every pair of t*ts comes with a gaping hole of need that even Kenny Powers can't fill."

    • Underbaker

      Looks like a lot of the imagery from Revelations in the Bible. Revelation 6:8
      "I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him."

      • Underbaker

        Just read the rest of the verse and it fits the murals pretty well. "They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth. "

    • Justin

      im betting someone will open the capsule and boom, hepatitus strain
      i think that place should be checked by a biohazard team

    • GR8 Scott

      The pale horse; the fourth horse of the apocalypse.

      “And I looked, and behold a pale horse;
      and his name that sat on him was
      Death, and Hell followed with him. And
      power was given unto them over the
      fourth part of the earth, to kill with
      sword, and with hunger, and with
      death, and with the beasts of the earth”.
      -Revelation 6:7-8

      Oh, did anyone know the runways are laid out in a pattern of a swastika? No joke. Just Google it.

    • derp

      "It" killed it's creator

    • bob
    • Bryan

      and when the constructional workers were putting it up something else broke and killed him used to live in colorado at least thats what i was told

    • Hunter

      Also in 6 and 7 the "Quetzal" bird is a mayan God and has been reffered to as Christ… 2nd coming + Destruction?

    • Graham

      If that's not divine intervention, i don't know what is.
      Nice one whoever up there was responsible for flicking that particular tick off the surface of Gaia.

  • alex

    Bravo for writing this. I've flown through DIA a few times. The last one my kid saw #3. Hell, I saw #3. I was like… son… um… son… u see.. um

    • https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      This shit would be a perfect fit in the USSR about 25 years ago, or Cuba today.

      Anybody got instructions on making tin foil hats?

    • Lowrent75

      And of course I am flying there next week. I have never noticed this but i will certainly take a look.

    • Dickleg

      This guy (The third eagle of the apocalypse) says that they are phallic symbols.

      [youtube LOQsvOkkLq4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOQsvOkkLq4 youtube]

  • BigPup

    Thanks for creeping me the FUCK out CHIVE… Holding BFM shirt in the corner crying…

    • Grant


      Somebody talked, nobody's safe, i'm getting out of here!

    • Iswhatitis

      This has all been debunked.

      Though I agree, a creepy place.

      • Brian

        God damn I just spent like 3 minutes straight trying to copy that link. Can you big wise sober people please summarize the result for us?

    • chaosd

      At least you have a BFM, I can't get one.

    • Mr. Normal

      I work for United, stationed at DIA. And trust me, they're just conspiracies. These knuckleheads couldn't dream something like that up.

      But yeah, that Mustang is straight cursed. Avoid that thing.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      This is easily one of the most interesting posts i have ever seen on theChive

  • thomas b

    Yesterday was Country Girl and today we're digging bunkers under Denver Airport. I fucking love this place


    • ddd

      You're doing nothing but sitting at a computer.

      • JOHN

        pot, kettle, etc…

        • ddd

          I'm under no false beliefs of doing anything but wasting my time

          • ddd

            and i remain thoroughly in awe of the cult of personality these chive brothers have created

            • ddd

              all with a couple of pics and some t-shirts, who'd have thought

    • goober

      its a quetzal

    • YoureAllStupid
    • ddd

      also, colbert already did it

  • Mark

    What the fuck?!

  • jamison jones

    I don't think John intended this to be an expose, but I really enjoyed this, I think anybody who has flown through DSA (Denver Satanic Airport) has gotten the creeps.

    • wdf

      wow that is creepy as hell.

  • jasgat66

    No pictures of you guys in a bar??? disappointing John.

  • clint

    Wow, I live in Colorado Springs, one hour south of DIA, I always fly out of Denver. Next time i’ve gotta start paying attention to this Shit instead of getting wasted. Never noticed any of this

  • MattyP

    Oh well. When the shit hits the fan, I'd rather be dead in West Virginia than alive in Denver…just sayin'

    • Endo

      I'd rather be dead anywhere than alive in West Virginia anytime, even before the shit hits the fan.

      • MikeyZ

        Amen, my lower jaw hit the floor when I read MattyP's comment. I don't thing he's ventured farther than his outhouse out there in WV. LOL

      • AndySaximus


    • BOCO_Kid

      Seeing as I live here. Trust me when I say you can stay in WV. We like it here.

    • Denver>WestVirginia

      If you're one to dig on West Virginia, I think us mountain folk will gladly take you on that.

    • Brenton Adams

      Right…? Why Denver? What the fuck?

    • anywhere>WV

      are you inbred? are you married to your first cousin?

  • Apple

    Either way, that's fucking spooky.

  • lorycowery

    Below Denver International Airport, the government has all the pokemon locked away in secret and Tupac Shakur is kept against his will and forced to produce more albums….

    • BostonChiver.

      Don't let mew out…wow I just geeked out.

      • ZachBob

        Don't let Mewtwo out, either. But I want a Charmander.

    • Me I guess

      You sir made me lol

  • tyler

    man i love our airport! it is kinda creepy though…

    • sian

      This almost made me love Denver more. But that is nearly impossible. sis

      • AndySaximus

        Yes! I live in Denver too and love it. I was born on 12/21 too, so hopefully if stuff goes down the Pres will give me the ultimate gift… of life. Workin on my puppy dog eyes.

    • The Wise One.

      In all honesty… if one day shit gets very weird and you think somethings about to go down…head for that Airport..just to be safe.

    • Bildo

      Kinda creepy?

      That's like saying someone is "kinda" pregnant.

  • BizNastyForPresident

    This is more than a little bit messed up!

  • elliott

    conspiracy theories hah

    • Ferret

      There is a fine line between Ignorance and stupidity

      • Bored

        Yep, sometimes the truth is inconvenient.

    • aosdgkjosfgkj

      This is without a doubt the dumbest post I've ever seen on thechive, and there have been some pretty retarded ones. You're a moron John

      • :).

        Welp it doesn't matter what you say…you'll fry soon 🙂

      • MarleyHatchet

        why is it dumb, exactly? Explain.

    • Scott

      The Freemasons are famous for putting things right out where you can see it. Example… "New World Airport Commission" what do you think that really means? I hate it when people are so freaking closed minded. Its not surprising at all that there is something down there. Why wont any of the construction workers that worked on the bunkers or "buried buildings" talk about it? Look it up more and do your own research if you really dont think its true but your cant argue with the facts that they showed you here

  • CJ Garcia

    Being a Denver native, I know that something is going on at DIA… and though I don't want to sound like the crazy conspiracy theorist that I probably am, Denver International Airport will definitely hold some significance in the next few years with the New World and all… Creepy things they aren't telling us for sure… #parnoid

    • Craigery

      "I don't want to sound like the crazy conspiracy theorist that I probably am, but I fully believe in this crazy conspiracy theory". #cantspellparanoid

    • Mike

      Are you kidding me? You people will believe anything without any proof? Read this. http://conspiracies.skepticproject.com/articles/n

      • LG_

        Thank you for posting this. I personally enjoyed reading what John wrote and seeing the pictures (as I've never been to DIA), but it's very good to see both perspectives.

    • Rite?

      Ya'll dont forget that all the big 3 letter agencies are moving their headquarters here too.

    • aosdgkjosfgkj

      I'd take this seriously, but you can't even spell paranoid correctly. And you use hashtags on something other than twitter. Fuck off

      • Fed hater

        You must be from "Government Affairs". See anybody else acting like you here? ALL Project Megaphone types have dirty mouths. Some study says the American Middle Class Protestants retreat with that thrown at them.

  • CLS

    Check out the google earth view of the airport itself. What do you think it looks like?

    • ruh-roh

      Holy third reich symbols Bat-Man!!

    • JCB

      the runways make it look like a Swastika?

    • Endo

      a penis?

      • Kale

        Did you see the stephen colbert special on DIA? He definitely touched on that.

    • Adam

      Thats fuckin creepy! lol

    • Endo

      I don't know about ya'll but I see 2 things:
      1) a giant bug (ant, praying mantis) staring at me, or ti could be "ALIENS" and
      2) a swastika

    • Bob

      Holy crap… Looks like a frieken Cobra about to strike!!! WTF?

    • Dyon

      Looks like a freaking airport nimrods! Oh wait, that's what the fuck it is!

    • Leland

      It looks like an airport with runways situated so planes can land into favorable winds. West, East, South, North.

    • Fidok


    • JJS

      a swastika

    • gretagravel


    • Dmajor

      Looks like an airport. What were you thinking? A taco with the face of a deity?

  • erichv96

    Just makes me love DIA even more!

    • sian

      Haha right on!

  • Sean Nelly

    Good thing I rarely use DIA, cuz Denver is paradise!!!

  • Sublime

    Hey it's a link to the hula hoop girl video!

    • Craigery

      I should go watch that now to cleanse my brain of this nonsense.

  • Whoopi_G

    I just think everyone in C.O. are rocky mountain high.

    • sian

      we are what we are

    • iknownothing

      There is a rather high amount of crack addicts in Colorado. Plus one time a guy built a tank out of a construction vehicle and went on a rampage in a mountain town.

      • Calm

        I remember watching that on T.V. Was in Granby. Lets not forget we also hold claim to the balloon boy as well. Love this state <3

  • Baer

    super creepy!!!

    • konaehukai

      They forgot to mention the Anubis Statue. You know, the Egyptian god of death? That one is my personal favorite.

  • HiTmAn

    Look for it on YouTube under Illuminati Denver airport they cover all this ….its a couple years old….still creepy as fuck

  • Ron Mexico

    GREAT thread.

  • tbone

    doesnt matter, still had sex…

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