^^ Have a feeling that's Logan making up a person for support.. Forever alone.
Sapper
Never needs to happen… Marriage that is.
Guse
Being married to a known quantity of crazy is way better than the crazy lottery you single people have to deal with.
Lex
i dunno about you, but my wife is a mini crazy lottery XD agree with ya overall though.
jeff donuts
yeah for 98% of people that is . it only works for a really really small percentage. if u sleep with alot of girls please never get married u will fuck it up some day.
Bob
I'm sorry your parents got divorced.
Joe
Upset you don't have the option? 🙂
thumbs
Probably cause your that big of a douche that no one would marry you!
Logan
Oh, and first. Put a dollar in the douche bag jar.
William Teach
You owe each of us a dollar for being 3rd.
texjosh
You owe him a dollar… because he was also first. And he gets a thumbs up reference for the New Girl reference.
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1014191110 Ben Kronenberg
Yours is already full
Orcslayer
Funny shit right there…. ugh
st33
Find her….
#30
Baby Steve
Yeah that dude is lucky as shit
Blue bronco
I am sure she left that douche. The Chive can be her new hone
She looks like Michelle Bachman in some of those photos where she is smiling.
http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane
The most frightening part of this post is that these people probably all PAID for these photos.
#15 because a farmers tan makes an excellent save the date.
http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe
Yup, that photo was my first…"REALLY!?" moment.
I'd love to know who's idea it was. Not sure who scares me more.
My guess is that she proposed to him…
Worldsgreatesrlover
Cousins in love. Priceless.
https://thechive.com/ GernBlansten
Draco's marrying a Weasley?!?
Trotterman
This is easily my favorite. I bet he thought, "I'm just too damned ripped to be wearing a shirt for formal pictures."
dave
#30…find her
DaddyD
Good enough to be found twice.
Matt
#17 is actually pretty cool.
Chris
That's my brother-in-law and his wife. That pic didn't make the save-the-dates I guess
Irish777
this is the internet…i don't believe you
Not sure if...
Your brother-in-law and his wife?? Wouldn't you refer to said couple as your sister and her husband? Kinda strange buddy.
Ummm
Unless it's your brother-in-laws brother.
confused inlaw
wife's brother and his wife. Duh
Kodos
"..the Empire will compensate you if the marriage fails.."
http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe
Agreed. Pretty classy.
Steven B
this is my fav one, so awesome
Skermitt
This is the best for sure.
Ron Burgundy
This is the white-trashiest thing I have ever seen… #22
thedude325
"You mean to tell me that you're so ingrained with white trash DNA, that your facial hair grows in on it's own all white trashy like that?"
Esimon311
We call it "Whit trash beautiful "
Steve
"So, because you're pregnant, take your shirt off. I'll do the same and then I'll grab your ass. It's going to be great"! "What do you think Mom?" Mom-"I can't talk right now. You're both so beautiful"
daveh873
Not to shock anyone, but they're from the south (Louisiana to be more specific).
Lex
the worst part is she's actually not bad lookin, but that dude? bein with him makes her a 2 instead of a 6 or 7
http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe
Technically, its one of the nicest photo's here. Catch light, soft focus, Garden of Eden trailer park theme…
Not Conviced
I'm pretty sure they're lesbians. No way that's a dude
Always Last
Just add some more tatts and that's exactly what all you trendy tatt folk will be looking like. Throw some on her and you get the same effect for the ladies….Gramma, why is your skin all blue and red like that?
Head Chef
Class! #24 you can't act that!
banananah
but then again, you can intentionally put yourself in such situation, so the photographer can take some photos of you intentionally getting surprised by a water splash. Most of those photos is just cheap art.
fed
Surprise buttsex!
Kyle
It at least shows a sense of humor, unlike the hideously bad taste of almost all the rest of these.
liquify
#22….come my lady, come come my lady, your my butterfly….
nice
If I could give a thousand thumbs up to this, I would.
andfukyamoms
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
liquify
It was the first thing to pop into my head when I saw it…
Kodos
… and bring me a packa Winstons and a Coors lite, willya?
Jones
That song actually came to my head more for the overly tan creepy douche in #21.
liquify
something changed because that was picture 21…dammit all to hell!!!
nope
none of these pics say anything about engagement to me…
twoedges
They all seem legit, especially #19.
ahhh
should be in photoshop fail…
Tower minion
Are only fat people Gettin married these days?
Is the shirtless pasty and unfit look a new thing?
pokepoke
#22 oh god they are breeding
domo arigato
needed a laugh, thx poke-
tv_paul
#20
"Obi-Douche Kanobody, your my only hope"
NateyTheGreaty
You're*
Cal
#14 Super Fly…….FOOL!!!
Steve
I think it's "Supa". Get with it man.
Dunny_
Not sure what the problem is with #19…
blow me hootie
nothing wrong wit those tittays-
ThatGuy
They are happy and I am lonely and miserable. That is what is wrong with it >:(
reaperMEDIC
#9 I'm gonna get that bitch some parking meters, bitches love parking meters.
SDCableGuy
#13 is pre-rape sexual harrasment
EvilRoySlade
or as the old english call it "forcey fun time"
hello please
moRon
andfukyamoms
"listen woman, there's no reason we have to turn this rape into a murder"
RedRuby131
I think they are doing a scene from twilight…
The Truth
Awkward
tv_paul
#1
Is this a scene from the sequel to "Billy Madison"
http://twitter.com/Speedstripe @Speedstripe
She looks upset because perhaps she made bad life choices and perhaps thinks that this 'classy guy' is the best she's going to get.
http://theoakconclave.blogspot.com/ Apteronotus
#27 has me really excited for Game of Thrones season 3.
Dick Salad
Rob dies
Dick Salad
Haha suck it thumb downers, gets killed at the red wedding by the Freys.
wait-what?
Entire post full of WTF?
organix85
#19 That's a high quality position… they're doing it right.
Photoguy11
NO they are not doing it right. A professional if he HAD to make that exposure would have used a high f-stop and a short lens to make sure she was as tack sharp as he is. So it is very much done incorrectly and it looks terrible.