• Toran

    “That Veronica Vaughn is one piece of ace, I know from experience if you know what I mean.”
    “No you don’t.”
    “But a guy I know, him and her, got IT ON! WOOOOOOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEE!”
    “No, no they didn’t.”

    How I feel about #12 #25 #3 #54 #69

    • Mr.Do

      AWEOMSE. RIP Chris Farley

    • DatWop32

      Touche' fine sir… Touche'

    • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

      "Oh that Veronica Vaughn, So Hot , Want to touch the Hiney …awwroooo!"

    • Ned_Plimpton

      "Ya, but you could only imagine what it'd be like… Huhhhhh??? Huhhhhh???? Hahahaa!!!"

    • Dunny_

      "Everybody on? Good, Great, Grand, Wonderful….NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!"

      • Funny

        hahaha they hit him with a sandwich and his face goes so red he almost bursts a blood vessel

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1319130343 Mark Allison

          "I'll turn this goddamn bus around, that'll ruin your precious field trip"

    • chewbuzz

      who would eat 50 sack lunches?

      • Mjm

        I know who it was that damn sasquatch

        • Old Lady

          If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

    • bob

      oh my god there are so many great lines from that movie! too bad sandler hasn't made a very good movie in quite some time πŸ™

    • DrGarnicus

      Best first reply and on point! Stellar!

  • Screwdriver

    #6 Perfect!

    • Muadieb

      Who is she and where can I find more of her?!

    • atothab

      from an old, mythical set on the interwebs. noodz incuded…

    • Guest

      google jaaybray or 21406diirty

      • rnr

        I know her name, she's from Washington, these are old photos that her ex put online years ago.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513657818 Neil Casey

          Jackie Summer I believe

          • Chapel hill

            She is Chelsea Mock of North Carolina!!!

    • Chiver90


      • Kenny

        ohh the days of ihatekate…sending the link over AIM to get more pictures. that man was an evil evil genius.

        • Muadieb

          I am old enough to have known about this. Why was I not informed?! Aim… haha

    • whatsPRON?!?

      There is an NSFW gallery that this image was taken from. Not that I would know about anything like that…

    • thehitter


  • Magnus

    #2 I love you…

    • Blue Balls

      I wonder if her butt is married.

      • Magnus

        I don't see a ring any where.

        • TacoMonster

          I almost do…

    • bdg


    • zig

      this is the most amazing thing I have ever seen. I want to see the parts attached to this.

      • Magnus

        I'm pretty content with THIS part right here. THE OTHERS CAN WAIT!

    • Ryan1819

      uhhhhmazing! Mind the gap and keep em comin.

    • fru gervas

      i love everything about that sexy pretty as of yours

  • Zedhere

    #27 I always like the animal print humps.

    • Spence

      I read that as anal print humps…

    • Anon

      Animal or leopard print is my least favorite thing that women wear. I think it looks awful. She looks great but not a fan of the animal prints.

  • dwide

    #19 i just picked a random number hope it's a good one

    • Oh_yeah!

      My man, they are ALL good today.

      Good choice, BTW

    • miggy

      My names Mike… pretty sure she was talking to me. πŸ™‚

      • the JOMR

        Mine too. She should have been more specific!

      • Mike

        as is mine..

      • THE Mike

        Sorry fellas, Unfortunately I win this one. That's the wifey πŸ™‚

  • EasternCanuck

    #14 that's something you would just start following and not even know your doing it… AMAZING…

    • kozuh1jm

      I wonder if that ADIDAS backpack was planned?

    • http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

      When I was a teenager I was camping at one of those trailer park like campgrounds (paved roads, everyone had a little plot with their tent, camper etc. set up on it. ). As I was coming out of the bathrooms I saw what was probably the finest ass in tight pants I'd ever seen up to that point. I followed her all the way back to her campsite without realizing it. I just couldn't take my eyes off that ass, I was hypnotized. After I snapped out of it I realized I was on the complete opposite side of the campground from where I was supposed to be.

      Ah puberty…

    • Les Frenchy

      Dear Montreal, les francais would be *you're

    • idahosun

      i agree, that is some yummy looking…..sand. How can we find her and the beach?

    • mr last night

      Strong….to quite strong. Best of the bunch.

  • Jlee

    #5 Yikes. And she knows it, too.

    • MDS

      I really hope your boyfriend knows what he's doing. Goodness. You wouldn't be able to walk straight after I got done with you.

      • Guy

        Because of the ruffies you'd give her?

    • Hump Inspector

      I approve this hump.

    • BostonChiver.

      We need MOAR…STAT!

    • seth

      Must be at work. Looks to be a public restroom. What a naughty girl

    • PenthouseTommy

      WOW!!! ASSume the position! MOAR!!!!

    • Derp

      Shawna Lenee?? (nsfw)

    • Herby Sagues

      And that's in a PUBLIC RESTROOM!!! I think I'm in love.

  • CC Josh

    I'll have a number 5 with a coke please

    • Boondock Saints

      "…I'll have a coke!"

      • the_mike

        ahahahaha. Get it, I'll have a coke. Fucking love that movie!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

      #5 You're welcome

  • theonehodge

    #2 Bubblicious!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      Bubble-butts are the best butts.

    • David

      Wow thats something I would want to put my face in and never come up for air very beatiful

  • http://twitter.com/bdaley84 @bdaley84

    #3 one of my favorite parts of Spring

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      Give the people what they want….moar.

    • Brian

      Spring time, summer time, all the year long time!

    • Ummagumma

      Springtime booty shorts should probably be its own category, like arm bra and underboob.

    • avg chiver

      Keep calm and whore on.

  • AssClown

    #4 Doesn't matter who's watchin, I'll do her right there on the spot!!!!

    • Zedhere

      I think I could get at least 1,000 youtube views before they took down the video I'd shoot. How long would they suspend my youtube account for that one?

    • Hugh Jorgan

      Conveniently she is a porn star, so she is probably OK with that.

      • Buckeye

        What's her name so I can google her?

        • SimonPhoenix

          You spelled "fap" wrong.

        • I Know

          Jules Jordan

      • http://facebook.com/travisbartella misanthropetb

        Got a name for her?

    • https://www.facebook.com/DannoRules Danno Maurer

      Kept scrolling back to this….FIND HER

  • Oliverklosov

    #24 Well Timed #50 Need MOAR!!!

    • wakeup

      #50 Its Photoshopped you idiot ,most of the so called chivettes are just random pics taken of the internet and ps`d to make it look like they are for chive.

      • Andy

        #24 is Jess Alba I believe

        • jjj

          Jessica Biel according to google

        • its_forge

          Biel. Alba's butt isn't quite as big or quite as solid.

      • jjj

        reverse image search didn't come up with this picture anywhere but this post. You get thumb down.

      • Matt

        You can tell it's photoshopped, because REAL Chivettes always write on themselves and then take pictures in the mirror, and have no idea how to flip the image so the writing's not backwards.

    • Ray

      I will fuck her

  • Chivester

    You just reminded me why i love spring weather

    • deargod

      Dumdfuck chivers ,photoshop any pic of a semi nakes chic with shitty chive msgs and the chivers believe these are real women who are surfing this site and sending these pics. Grow a brain !

    • ed percy

      hi im 53 and horney as hell you have one nice looking ass i wish i could see it in person i would kiss it all over

  • EasternCanuck

    #55 OMFG

    • eric cartman

      Gotta be the intro to a porno…

      • thedude325

        Yes, but the question is which one?

      • joe shmoe

        it is. ive seen the video. i forgot who this is

        • SimonPhoenix

          Lela Star – goto to tube8.com and type her in hooks be within tendirst five videos.


          • Dick Salad

            Yup lela star, she has one mangled puss though.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1425348011 David Lawson

        my thoughts exactly

      • Duh

        Asa Akira… You're welcome.

    • kurt

      im guessing lela star


        i'm guessing it's your mom.

    • D3AN

      I believe that Asa Akira's asian ass.

      • Derp

        I'm with D3AN on this one. Asa for sure. πŸ˜€

    • Kyle429

      Google "Asa Akira Bootylicious Girls" (without the quotations), from a safe place, obviously. It's awesome.

      • atothab

        this one

    • elchicoNick5

      Its definintely Rachel Starr. Look into that. Amazing things can be done with that ass.

    • germanchiver
    • Creatice

      Asa Akria
      google her

  • Woodrowrules

    #2 #17 #38 #55 Damn this is why I love the ladies. Thank you God you were for sure a ass man

  • CrispyAlt

    #48 – The force is…forget the Star Wars joke, damn that is beautiful.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Draxx0n Michael Phillips


    • Jeff

      Agreed. Well said.

    • DeepestBlue

      I was going to say, "The tractor beam has been engaged."

  • Guest

    #49 My my… Those look snug.

    • DaveZH

      I sez cheek-definition is mighty fine here!

    • Unfkngblvbl

      where can these be purchased? My wife must have.

      • Lo3

        Pretty sure that should be illegal in 13 different states.

    • antonio

      ilove it

  • Turbo68

    #51 The pink hair did it for me, I want one!

    • https://www.facebook.com/marcwrz Marc J. Wrzesinski

      Raven LeFaye. You're welcome.

      • Michael

        I love you so much for that.

    • Michael

      She is in here with a lot of other extraordinary ladies. http://youtu.be/SKrhzDGcBNo

  • Christian

    You had me at #2.

    • steve

      sounds like she pooped by saying that

  • MrCCG

    #6 with a side of Hell Yes please

    • Muadieb

      MORE! FIND!

      • nudeisart

        Read! Above!

        I think the Chive needs to pool their resources and do a "where is she now (5 years after her noodz filtered to every corner of the internet)"

        • Muadieb

          I saw, and I have to say I was impressed!

  • whozapimp

    #2….thats ass swallows up some things!!!

  • Martin_McFly

    #17 Holy Fucking LEGS AND ASS!!!

    • Go Badgers

      Looks Shopped to me…

      • jjj

        fenny argentina

    • ROss-BOss


    • Trav1121

      Hooch is crazy…

  • Jammy

    #17 #43 #49 are tremendous.

    • Jammy

      Now that the bum has got my attention I will need to see if it's a butter face.

    • mousamkhan

      send me other photos

  • Martin_McFly

    #48 Jedi for the WIN!

    • Hermaba

      i wonder if she sits on that stick πŸ™‚

  • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

    #2 Wow…..

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