• Martin_McFly

    #4 I have no problem with dying.

    • Big_Curt

      as long as its after im done

    • twoedges

      So you're saying that you would like to die by getting fucked to death by a storm trooper? Is that what you are saying?

      • Martin_McFly

        It's a Clone Trooper… and yes. That's exactly what I'm saying.

    • SGT_Fati

      My soul is prepared.

    • darsh

      still had sex

      • cheeseSammich


    • Jimmy da Hat

      Challenge accepted!

  • st33

    #2 You are an idiot. Also, holy F bombs.

    • Martin_McFly

      Before theChive changed the sequencing on you… you were talking about #10

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Yo dawg. I heard you like memes. So I put a meme in yo meme so you can meme while you meme.

      • Jawbone


    • cliqueded

      That comma bothers me…

  • http://www.facebook.com/anthony.young.9216 Anthony Young

    Hahaha yes Fuck you fuck you and fuck you

  • Jig

    I think we need to have a FLBP x Burn Your Bra RACE. This will provide video for things that bounce thursday. All competitors will receive White wet Chivette T-shirts. Winners get BFM 3D shirts and sticker packs. Food for thought

    • Bob

      You are a genius. Best idea ever.

    • mid13

      I'm game! I'll do anything for a free shirt.

    • MattKL

      I like the cut of your jib.

    • Dave

      God? Is that you?

      • Always Last

        I would modify that by saying the race has to be run in a standard white wife beater. If not, you will get "participants" who only want the limited edition tank top (like me and I'm a dude)……..

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #8 Please some TV show on A&E/History Channel/etc, make this happen for real.

    • Kris

      Sounds like a job for Mythbusters to me!

    • TLSSA

      Why? Both trucks will crush and nothing more will happen.

      Stop posting silly things Martha and go bake me some cupcakes.

    • name

      Already Happened on Mythbusters

  • loka

    i have my final exams tomorrow.fuck this shit

  • DemonDan

    #25 yep, this one is my favorite because fuck you.

  • Hunter X

    Fuck this post. Just fuck it.

  • Charlie F.

    'Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool, and fuck you, I'm out!'

    Had to.

  • Yessirr

    #10 This guy just doesn't give a flaming fuck.

    • Bill

      I think if you look closer, he actually does give a flaming fuck.

  • Needlegun13

    #15 Okay!! You got it girl!!

  • cardinaldave

    #22 how i feel every day of my life

    • duh

      get a new life

  • http://twitter.com/smashleylclm @smashleylclm

    just in time for finals week…

  • Liam

    #26 What the Fuck?

  • Amigo

    white font with no outline on a predominantly white background irritates the fuck out of me, took me like 5 minutes to read that shit.

    • figleaf

      Yep. I went cross-eyed.

    • Hunter X

      hint: try left clicking and dragging over hard to read text. works for finding 'hidden text', too.

      • Hunter X

        bwhahahaha tried it, didnt ya?

  • Underbaker

    #4 I hear Bieber is looking for a good fuck.

  • Tom

    #24 yes, to her and the shirt

  • rich

    #24 how very hipster of you.

    • Amigo

      i think it means, she fucks hipsters ?

    • pillowwillow

      I couldn't agree more.

  • Needlegun13

    #3 Not sure why, but this is boss!!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    True story.

  • Coop

    #4 Beeeeeeccaauusseee she has AIDS!

    • Cecil

      And the invariable response to this will be "Still had sex!", "I'm willing to die of AIDS for some pussy" and "So?"

      • http://facebook.com/cre8ivdzine Bryan_W

        It's "Doesn't matter, had sex"

  • Oregon_country

    #24 MOAR

  • mike

    fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool and fuck you, i'm out!

  • DDD

    Should post the video of the Ed Norton–FUCK YOU speech from the 25th hour

  • MrMagicFingers

    # 28
    That last gif always cracks me up

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